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don't pet the drama llama

I think I first read pink carnation write this one. I'm not sure. But the image stuck with me. Hilarious!

Does anyone else know who this came from?

>> my friends were the ones who helped me find my strength, helped me find a lawyer, invited me into their homes, stood by my side in court, and supported and loved me a hundred times more than my ex husband ever did. <<

Amazonia, in General. Such a perfect description of the real meaning of support that it brought tears to my eyes.

Aww, no one's ever quoted me before (I don't think).

The *real life stuff chemistry* kicked in. It's working. We've spent more time cooking, roofing, doing yard work, laundry and soothing aching body parts than we have on monkey sex. It seemed silly to install the trapeze when the house is on the market.

NoLongerWantHim about her relationship in NB on a thread on Chemistry. Had to post this because of the "monkey sex"

m334455 shared this catchy song on a D/S thread about a STBX who doesn't like that he has to pay for his BS to be insured.

To the tune of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider"

Oh, the whiny, spineless douchebag got on the Karma Bus,

Whined to his wife and made a great big fuss:

I'm just so special, why do I have to pay?

And his wife said "whiny douchebag, shut up and go away."

a little late to the update-however- is there any chance Capt. Chester M. Skeever knows your FWH is away on business right now?

-A Woman Scorned

This was the natural evolution of someone referred to as FWH's friend, then "creep", then "skeevy", then "Mr. Skeevers"...

FWB is kind of like Outback to some guys. No rules, just right.

944Man in New Beginnings

Wow! Thanks NIK. I was just heading over here to be the first (though probably not the last) to give veritas some props:

She's not all over SI in her hater gear, throwing up hater signs and drinking haterade, sneering at people in recon and breaking horns off of unicorns

In General, talking about the buzz of the day, the ChumpLady blog...

Is CHUMPLADY the one who says something about drinking haterade from a broken unicorn horn? It was funny shit and now i can't find it.

Ask (a man) to take a bullet for you. No problem. Ask him to express the feelings that allow him to take that bullet and he will likely shoot himself out of frustration.

Brandon808 on men and feelings

I buttbought the Jack White album on Amazon. It's okay; the kids love it.

Veritas, on a thread about butt dialing and explaining how it could happen.

Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed

One of classic signatures! My favorite!!

Insight by m334455 which is perfectly stated:

Here are two truths to tell your brother:

(1) Closure is an illusion and nothing other than more pain ever comes from attempts to find "closure".

Relationships usually end badly; otherwise they would not need to end.

(2) Your ex-girlfriend's vagina is not a time machine.

Screwing Twunt is not like playing a country song backwards;

he's not going to get back his hair,

his six pack abs,

his favorite dead dog or

the truck she wrecked right before she left him for CowDog...

www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=466258&AP=21

You don't need to be alone, but it is possible to have people in your life that you can share your triumphs and tragedies with, without sharing bodily fluids.

aesir, responding to PlainsGirl29's post lamenting the fact that she doesn't have anyone to share the news of her great new job with.

From my understanding: "What the fuck is wrong with you?" is not a proper polygraph question.

Love this, Aesir on suggested polygraph questions.

It's the realization that those demons we need to exorcise, we have to power to do that. It's not the EX! It's us. We have the power. We need to be the ones to let it go and forgive. I never said we need to forget, but we need to forgive. It's a damn powerful thing to realize and even more powerful to actually mean it.

Taildragger in New Beginnings thread.

Yeah, one of the amazing things about SI is that even Bears fans get some love....

sisoon on an R thread started by a Bears fan.

I have to memorialize this.

EasyDoesIt is explaining the crazy things she's done to her WH since Dday:

I swished his toothbrush in the toilet EVERY day after he left for work so that it would be dry by the time he got back. And I don't feel the least bit guilty about it either.

When the keylogger showed me that he kept googling how people poison their spouses with food or whatever, I started making whatever food he had read about. Since the keylogger showed exactly how much time he spent on each page, I knew which ones he read in detail. It was hysterical. He even quit eating anything that I fixed him, he wouldn't drink any coffee I made, he wouldn't even eat a frozen dinner that I warmed up.

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I swished his toothbrush in the toilet EVERY day after he left for work so that it would be dry by the time he got back. And I don't feel the least bit guilty about it either.

When the keylogger showed me that he kept googling how people poison their spouses with food or whatever, I started making whatever food he had read about. Since the keylogger showed exactly how much time he spent on each page, I knew which ones he read in detail. It was hysterical. He even quit eating anything that I fixed him, he wouldn't drink any coffee I made, he wouldn't even eat a frozen dinner that I warmed up.

Oh my goodness, this is the funniest thing I've read in, I don't know how long!!

lol, that is simply genius.