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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 4:56 PM on Saturday, July 13th, 2013
madsadalone in JFO
I am quickly reaching pisstivity.
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 6:14 PM on Tuesday, July 16th, 2013
If they didn't have a phone, an app, or any other "appliance", they'd tie strings to their assholes and talk from there.
Ohhh, jjct, ^^^ you nailed it in the Caught Him thread in investigations forum. Bahahahahaaaaaaaa!
I'm stealing this for my tagline this month.
[This message edited by FaithFool at 12:16 PM, July 16th (Tuesday)]
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Pentup ( member #20563) posted at 7:56 PM on Tuesday, July 16th, 2013
So funny FF, I just came to post that same quote!
Me- BS
Him- FWS (I hope- F)
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 12:48 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
jjct ( member #17484) posted at 2:20 AM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
Bows. Humbly.
Not like wonderboy
I have come to recognize is that not only am I a fucking awesome husband, I am a fucking awesome person. I think my greatest asset is probably my humility.
SuperDuperWonderboy ( member #34716) posted at 2:44 AM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
Indeed. Although Tred pointed out that my greatest asset might in fact be my rugged good looks. I think maybe my awesomeness is a combination if rugged good looks and humility. It's tough to be all that is Wonderboy. I really set a high bar.
My Friends call me Wonderboy--That's Mr. SuperduperWonderboy to you Tred.
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 7:07 PM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
I questioned him about it rather vigorously and he finally admitted the OW bought it for him. I guess she was marking her territory...she should have just peed on him.
When Sad in AZ noticed her ex husband wearing a wedding band (although he was not married).
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"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 7:27 PM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 5:54 AM on Friday, July 19th, 2013
BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
noescape ( member #34888) posted at 5:27 PM on Thursday, July 25th, 2013
BTW, given all the, "I don't knows" and "I don't remembers" among WWs, does any else suspect that amnesia is actually a sexually transmitted disease?
Later posting in the BM thread.
noescape ( member #34888) posted at 5:31 PM on Thursday, July 25th, 2013
It has me wanting to tell my wife I am leaving for no other reason than I have discovered she is a dumbass.
Laters follow up line to that previous gem.
ETA: typo
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gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 6:06 PM on Sunday, July 28th, 2013
Written by Stongbutbroken in Hangingontohope7's thread,
"Will someone please tell me that it will eventually be okay?"
What a massive piece of shit. Show your dick some respect dude
Love this and thank-you for this morning's laugh.
So true and couldn't have said it better.
BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
jjct ( member #17484) posted at 1:00 PM on Monday, July 29th, 2013
1Faith, with simple, straight-up clarity said:
An affair isn't about what the WS wasn't getting; it is about what they weren't giving.
Love it.
Ascendant ( member #38303) posted at 7:31 PM on Wednesday, July 31st, 2013
When I hear that line about "before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves", I always assume the second one is for any witnesses. Maybe that's just me.
wincing_at_light in "OM suffered an awful tragedy" in General
noescape ( member #34888) posted at 3:28 AM on Thursday, August 1st, 2013
jj ^^^ THAT was good. thanks 1faith
noescape ( member #34888) posted at 3:29 AM on Thursday, August 1st, 2013
uo in general -> Last Stand
Stupid isn't entitled to an audience even if it's a spouse.
WoundedOpus ( member #39521) posted at 11:55 AM on Thursday, August 1st, 2013
Haven't posted here before, but man this thread is fabulous. It is unbelievably therapeutic to laugh at this stupid shit sometimes!
Anyway, this is a reply from solus sto in JFO to spotoncheerio in reference to her being seen as 'damaged goods' now that her WH had her virginity...
It's not his penis that did you in, honey. It's the rest of the garbage
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Me: BW 37
Him: WH 38
(DDay: 2/2008)
13 years, 5 kids...Seven years of Limbo
“I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have just lived the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well." ~ Diane Ackerman
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 1:57 AM on Friday, August 2nd, 2013
I only lifted a piece of a quote because the moniker is quote worthy!
ChesterChump assigns
WAL, the Lao Tsu of betrayed men
I love it when wisdom is recognized. 
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
jjct ( member #17484) posted at 6:06 PM on Friday, August 2nd, 2013
I'd rather be slapped with the truth,than kissed with a lie.
confused615
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 6:59 PM on Friday, August 2nd, 2013
Stillgoing in gen.
Miracle whip is the Leeann Rimes of condiments.
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