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Dracula resided high up near Twin Peaks over by Lombard Street which was the crookedest street in the world. From his vantage point, he could see the bay & the waves crashing & boiling around the mossy barnacle-clad piers of Golden Gate bridge when an avalanche of seaweed floated by

Making erie paterns on the waves. It was almost hypnotic

and with the fireworx exploding in the sky, as the New Year dawned, the Easter Bunny thought to himself...

I have sure lived through alot this year.

"Whew, I'm glad it over. I am sooo damned glad its now 2008!"

And so, with the dawn of a new day all things looked brighter as though a fog had been lifted. He stood there and vowed he would

find a quiet grassy knoll to meditate in daily.

And do his bunny Yoga.

Since he was such good friends with the half-assed and one-eared Bunnies, they decided to meet often to meditate, share wholesome recipes and do some Yoga stuff together.

Meanwhile, back in the Forest, them there vertically challenged guys were getting bored with their rebellion. Todd would no longer give them a tab at the bar as the kept drinking the keggers and not bringing enough to Todd to keep his tavern stocked.

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and so they opened a local AA chapter. And started volunteering for neighborhood cleanup detail. All was going well

Until...Hugh AKA K. Phantom showed up, still in his bath robe & wearing his cool shades, albeit slightly hungover...

He seemed to be quite nervous. When asked he said "just tired". But the others wondered if he was nervous about the Leprechaun that he narced on's escape from the Federal Pen.

Yeah, it was that famed Leperchaun they called Green Thang and he'd gotten a new face job courtesy of the Feds.

K Phantom was practicaly shaking in his bunny slippers.

They decided it was time to confer about this very serious development!

Now since the Leprechaun had gotten busted for skimming his own pot of gold with Hugh AKA: K Phantom and that that some of that magical gold had been used for tattos, some we're afraid that the Green Thang might want to remove their tattos and reclaim the gold. It was commonly believed that Green Thang was a "psycho".

Ther was going to be a big meeting of the Whimiscal and Fairy Creatures of the Woodlands meeting in the secret knoll on the far western side of the eastern side of the southern North Chester township on the west side of town.

Everyone was to be there: Shrek and his posse, ALL the Bunnies, including Hugh's special (human) bunnies (rrrrrrrrr.....), Superman, Lois and all, The Seals, Narwhals, the vertically challanged and their head biotch Snow White, the Drac Pack and on and on.

All the hotels motels and treehouses for miles around we're booked.

The LAPD and the Mounties were to handle security. Jimmy Hoffa had organized (LOL) "other" security. SpongeBob and Patrick we're handling catering, The F-15s were to fly patrols overhead.

Todd was also catering, as not everyone liked Crabby Patties. Extra keggers were brought in.

Dreamlife and Napewastewin were brought in to document and film for a PBS special, as they had one all those awards for the previous writing on our friends.

let me catch my breath ((bobelina)) It was going to be the event of the century. As the documantary crew were setting up their equipment, the pink toadstool guy was running around trying to sell tickets to Mars Flights. Bobelina was learning to use the cameras as he was going to do the camera work for dreamlifes and napewastewins documentary. Sponge bob and Patick were lounging in a wading pool and the mounties were just looking stunning in their uniforms. Shrek and his possie were still trying to decifer north south east or west the seals and narwals were drooling all over K phantoms REAL SPECIAL Bunnies while the LAPD, working covertly with the biotch snow white and the drack pack were secretly watching the green thang and those whimsical fairy tale creatures and the woodland creature were once again

prancing about en costume!

dreamlife wanted to get it down on paper with her writing buddy, nape, but the sight of those Mounties were so thrilling & she became soooo pleasantly distracted because uniforms did to to her everytime, and, oh my..."BoB", she called out weakly...

Make sure you get a closeup of those mounties and maybe a couple undercover shots uhhh for dreamlife, I mean the documentary

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"Ahhhh, OK.", said BoB.

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Going under cover for the documentary, Bobelina had to first get a uniform and do a little background work. Not a problem as he is rather resourseful. It had been rumored that The Mounties were really brave so were off to prove this. In the meantime the biotch Snow White and the drac pack were deep undercover with the green thang. They had discovered so far that

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