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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:25 PM on Monday, December 24th, 2007
Oh no! Chloe grabbed for the bar on the gang plank as the ship pitched & rolled in the Sea of Japan which has very nasty weather during winter. She could feel that Grey Goose starting to come up along with the greens antipasto so...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 6:15 PM on Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
being Christmas Day...she gulped and belched out, "Merry Christmas"!
Soon, calm waters returned and
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 6:41 PM on Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
They saw the Christmas Dude walking across the water. He gave them a big smile and continued on his way. They all thought to themselves that this time of year is to remember and reflect on all that is good in their lives, to focus on thier blessings and step away from the hurt for a little while.
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 8:32 PM on Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
Yes. As they sat down to dinner consisting of sauteed tree bark, roots smothered in dark chocolate sauce, pickled eggs pink from beet juice & whole stuffed garlic cloves, they were indeed grateful to be off-- Kookus Diet Soup for N's-- at least for this holiday as the twinkling Christmas lights reflected colorfully off the placid sea water.
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~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 11:01 AM on Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
and as they reflected on the season and it's meaning, on all the days of their lives,[445 posts worth] They began to wonder about all those they left behind. How were the little forrest creatures fairing this winter. What about shrek and donkey, had they all gotten their bunny slippers K Phantom sent in time for Christmas. Was the new year ahead going to bring peace into their hectic lives?
take your candle and go light your world
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 3:11 AM on Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Hmmmmmm...
...Was it going to be "Peace", "Piece" or maybe "Pizza"...
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 8:27 AM on Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Or was it going to be carotene diet supplements, rising oceans, and The End of verdant forests, cool bunny slippers, and all things wonderful what with that meteor heading for Mars in January of 08....
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 11:16 AM on Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Meteor, Oh no, where or where is Bruce Willis and Owen Wilson when you need them.
take your candle and go light your world
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:34 PM on Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Damn it !!! There at Todd's drinking Superman Kegger Brew.
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 9:02 PM on Thursday, December 27th, 2007
And, Superman was right there, too!
All of a sudden,
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 1:26 AM on Friday, December 28th, 2007
out of the Mist appeared...
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 6:58 AM on Friday, December 28th, 2007
a glowing lump of...Kryptonite!
It was dazzling & like it had this strange *energy* Force, but...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 9:37 AM on Friday, December 28th, 2007
but it wasn't the green kryptonite that would kill superman, It was the red that turned him into a barbaric facsimlie of himself.
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 5:33 PM on Friday, December 28th, 2007
(Oh, nape, that was GOOD! I almost wet myself!! 
)
Yes, Superman had turned into a pickled beet & Chloe thought he was soooo *handsome*, and she wanted to run her bunny tongue on his cheek & sample ...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:51 PM on Friday, December 28th, 2007
the left over mustard still on his face as he was too drunk to remove it after eating the Brats the Woodland creatures brought down from Wisconsin.
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 8:58 PM on Friday, December 28th, 2007
They also brought cheese which brought the pink toadstool guy running. He was now trying to sell phony tickets to the firemans opera.
take your candle and go light your world
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 1:55 AM on Saturday, December 29th, 2007
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 5:02 AM on Saturday, December 29th, 2007
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:58 AM on Saturday, December 29th, 2007
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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 2:11 PM on Saturday, December 29th, 2007
take your candle and go light your world
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