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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 4:15 PM on Saturday, December 29th, 2007
Well, being bunnies & all, it was decided that tea time would be held in the early afternoon while the crocuses still held their happy flower faces up to the sunshine flooding the sun-dappled meadow.
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 10:19 PM on Saturday, December 29th, 2007
Chloe set down the picnic basket while a distinctive *growl* emmanated from the blackberry brambles near Golden Gate Park & the Zoo...was it a wild animal on the loose...?
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 10:43 PM on Saturday, December 29th, 2007
It was a Tiger !!! Nope, It was Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh, My !!!
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 4:05 AM on Sunday, December 30th, 2007
Nope! It was a buncha Ligers all on the loose!
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 4:23 AM on Sunday, December 30th, 2007
Bions !!! And Ligers !!! And Tears !!! Oh, My, AHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
[This message edited by bobelina at 1:54 AM, December 30th (Sunday)]
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 9:30 AM on Sunday, December 30th, 2007
The door to the Giant Tarantula's cage was ajar & fanged aphids were flying out like bats! It was time for...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 11:50 AM on Sunday, December 30th, 2007
OFF and not that wimpy over the counter concoction, but the super strenth, locked up with the plutomium type.
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 4:32 PM on Sunday, December 30th, 2007
Chloe grabbed the largest can she could get! It was cold to the touch as she shook it up and...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 4:36 PM on Sunday, December 30th, 2007
.... started spraying.
Unfortunately...she was standing next to one of those tiki torch thingies, and the conflagration that ensued was.....
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
sadcat ( member #8637) posted at 4:43 PM on Sunday, December 30th, 2007
enough to not only torch the spider but her hair as well. She ran screaming from the area only to find....
Never let your fear decide your fate.....AWOLNATION
If this isn't what I consider soulmate crap, I don't know what is.
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 8:49 PM on Sunday, December 30th, 2007
a sword in a stone ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 6:22 AM on Monday, December 31st, 2007
This required assistance immediately & Superman suddenly appeared!
Closely followed by the LAPD, a few errant Navy Seals, & paratroopers from the 82nd Airborne!
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 7:13 AM on Monday, December 31st, 2007
They all tried and tried to pull the sword from the stone, but to no avail.
Then some kid walked up and drew the sword from the stone...
...It was Arthur, the Once and Future King. And the sword was Excalibur !!!
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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 1:25 PM on Monday, December 31st, 2007
Arthur, being the kind and noble king of legend was quick to ascess the situation. The first thing he did was to start organizing triage. He Sent Chloe via superman to the nearest hospital to have her burns treated. Next he assigned crowd control to the LAPD and the errant Navy Seals. Then he put the paratroopers to work dousing the flames. When you wield Excalibur it gives you an a certain air of authority. If Arthur had not been such a wise Young King he could have
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bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 2:58 PM on Monday, December 31st, 2007
easily gone to Todd's and got wasted.
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Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 3:05 PM on Monday, December 31st, 2007
Which he was tempted, mightily, to do. However...Arthur knew the "firemen" would be there...and he could not well tolerate the competition. Afterall...he was a gentleman and gentlemen do not appear before fair-ladies nearly unclothed. But alas....Sir Arthur had a plan.....
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:06 PM on Monday, December 31st, 2007
But he had character and valor!
Instead, he decided to knight the assless bunny by tapping him on the shoulder with Excalibur and
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 3:29 PM on Monday, December 31st, 2007
take a solemn oath to from this day forward live as a chivlarous bunny and protect all the Whimiscal Woodland Creatures from harm.
Merlin gave his blessing also.
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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 4:19 PM on Monday, December 31st, 2007
In hopes of restoring the woodland to its former granduer and beauty. In all hope to bring back the peace lost as a result of
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bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 4:32 PM on Monday, December 31st, 2007
Environmental Terroism (ie:"Developement") and the e-vile influence of the third bunny (Dracula) and his evil minions.
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