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dirk pitt ( member #22167) posted at 12:20 AM on Saturday, January 16th, 2010
Next to the kids, YOU should be the most important thing in her life.
Thanks Jessy
Me=BS
Her=WW (ilovemyhusband)
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 9:47 PM on Monday, January 18th, 2010
Basic Guy:
Does Abby really eat the souls of little children?...lol
Deeply Scared:
She does...then she takes their Easter money and buys beer with it
Don't mess with kdny 
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
authenticnow ( member #16024) posted at 12:59 PM on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
MAY THE SNOTS OF MANY CAMELS BE FOREVER INGRAINED IN YOUR FACES AND MAY THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS LAST FOREVER pills
Iwantamiracle's prescription for ILs who are mean!
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 3:05 PM on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
But just so you know, and I'm not bragging, but I am HUGE on SI Japan.
darkbeast, in the "Golden Band-Aid Awards" thread in F&G.
What he didn't tell you is that over there, they make him dress like this:
[This message edited by Threnody at 9:05 AM, January 19th (Tuesday)]
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
neverendinghurt ( member #15859) posted at 7:48 PM on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
Ceossbow in Size thread
So although we guys may feel like the size really does matter, when push comes to shove, most women would probably *not* enjoy something that big.
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
James M. Barrie
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 8:32 PM on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
And hambo, on the same thread as Crossbow:
Thank you all for your reassurance - you are like viagra for my ego.
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Rocked47 ( member #25230) posted at 12:40 AM on Thursday, January 21st, 2010
Why are you in MC?
If the affair is still ongoing and if she still has active profiles then taking her to MC is like taking a six-pack to an AA meeting.
Bigger in AshleyMadison thread in JFO.
Me: BS
Her: WS
Married 24 years
4 Children 14, 16, 20, 22
DDay: March 16, 2009
Status: R (at least trying to R)
willowiris ( member #5372) posted at 7:16 PM on Thursday, January 21st, 2010
I click onto her profile (locked down tough like her snatch should have been)
AJsmom on looking at the OW's FB profile.
D-day 09/2004
Filed for divorce 9/2006
We accept the love we think we deserve. "The Perks of Being a Wallflower."
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 10:40 PM on Thursday, January 21st, 2010
Oh, fuck you. I hate the word "tempted." Just because you're available doesn't mean you're a *temptation*. Observe this bag of barbecued potato chips that came along with the sandwich box from my lunchtime meeting today. Did I bring it back to my desk? Well, yeah. Am I now opening it and snacking on it? Yes. Should I not be? Probably not. But does that mean it *tempted me* with its *barbecue-y allure* until it overwhelmed my resistance despite my struggles? Err, no. It was free, and it's within arm's reach. If it had been Sour Cream and Onion, I'd still have brought it back, and would still be eating it. If there had been no chips, I wouldn't be sitting around wishing I had chips. I wouldn't even know the difference.
LadyV referring to the OW apologizing for being "tempting".
Laughed until my cheeks hurt
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 5:14 PM on Sunday, January 24th, 2010
Serious dog wanters will pay for a pup, reasonably priced, and treat it right. (Fell off soap box, got an ACL injury, a black eye and one elbow ain't workin' right).
Chipmunkie, in Off Topic. I have never read a funnier soapbox moment than the injury list.
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
lingerdog ( member #24459) posted at 6:25 AM on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
what's up? your head up your ass, how's the bald spot taste? assmonkey
Keepswimming in her caption oblivious thread responding to her STBX thinking they are friends.
It's a perfect quote and assmonkey sums it all up quite nicely.
What lies behind us & what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Oliver Wendell Holmes -Stolen from Uni's page
kidsbane ( member #9650) posted at 8:32 PM on Friday, February 5th, 2010
According to the urbandictionary.com the new definition is the amount of time needed for Kids to pull her rainbow thong from her arse.
Moving Upward defining "A Cotton Picking Minute".
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb
Heartless Bytchh ( member #12347) posted at 6:25 AM on Sunday, February 7th, 2010
circe on SPF thread...
I thought the front fence was a jelly fish with two big googlie eyes.
I had to go back and look again.
They weren't eyes.
And it wasn't a jelly fish
Circe, you made my day.
Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 4:16 PM on Sunday, February 7th, 2010
KSA2 advising Thren on what to do next time her "snooty reader" friends ask her what she's reading:
...next time make something up off the top of your head completely out of whole cloth (Author AND title) and claim that Oprah announced it was life-changing.
Then sit back and smile, imagining all the frantic googling that will occur when dinner's over....
And Thren's "ideas":
Son of a Gun, by A. K. Fortesevin, or perhaps Reduced: An Autobiography, by M. Holland-Days.
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 4:06 PM on Monday, February 8th, 2010
Clarissa's own addition to my pretend reading list:
And Thren, how about suggesting Seven Miles to the Outhouse by Willie Makit with illustrations by Betty Dont.
Or for a "medical" topic, Overactive Bladder: The Causes and Treatments by I.P. Freely
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 11:53 PM on Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
In all fairness, WH is a very good listener and communicator.
As long as the topic has absolutely nothing to do with the A, or apologies, or his feelings, or my feelings.
PiQue, describing her WH's communication skills...
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
UR_AN_IDIOT ( member #18764) posted at 10:08 PM on Friday, February 12th, 2010
One girl's dead bunny on the steps is another girl's fabulous fur mittens.
damncutekitty's description of the fine line between romance and stalking.
Me: BW 56
FWH: 58
Married 33 years
DD 31 DS 28
Reconciled
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 9:06 PM on Saturday, February 20th, 2010
aliveagain said:
Go be happy.
In some thread, somewhere, on some topic. Does it matter?
(ok, it was in general, to "Mighty", on a thread "Think I'm done".)
It just struck me as the shortest, most positive direct advice I've seen in a while.
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
total chaos ( member #23118) posted at 8:34 AM on Sunday, February 21st, 2010
KSA2 in response to TW's porn star OW lamenting the end of her "career" 
Um, hello? Porn star, involved in a sensational sex scandal with a celebrity. This is not "career" ending, this is "career" boosting, for cryin' out loud.
You can get that career back with a quickness, dumbass - just answer the phone, because I'm fairly sure producers are gonna be lining up to sign you on to do Tiger look-a-likes on camera, babe.
FBW (me) - 39
XWH - who cares?
DDays - too many to count
Status: Divorced and thriving
Jessy1501 ( member #24483) posted at 3:25 PM on Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
Thanks Jessy
I'm honored! 
Attempting to give a fuck: ███████████████████] 99% Complete...ERROR!: Unable to give a fuck.
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