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The only thing missing was notes stuffed into a locker.

"Do you like me? Check one:

Yes [ ] No [ ]"

Kharma, in BrooklynMom's thread "Ex dating the babysitter"

I've been 'broken' in my life and that doesn't give me an excuse to do anything but try harder to make my life better.

New Attitude in General

swear to god that I almost leaned over and licked him when he drove me to the airport...

Gardenparty, talking about wanting to do her boss...

Of course the rest of the thread is pretty funny, but this go coke to almost go out my nose while reading it.

ETA - cause i didnt givethe right person credit

[This message edited by mybrokenroad at 2:50 PM, April 21st (Wednesday)]

People who are worthy of a relationship conduct themselves honorably in one.

-Catwoman

for me I once said to WGF at the time:

Why are you so angry and surprize when I'm questioning your action, when they are questionable to began with?

This was at the time when she didn't want to do the work to save the relationship, like access to her email acount, letting me view her cellphone or informing me of her where abouts. Sure enough she was at it again so I lefted.

Your wife is not remorseful.

You can try and teach a pig to sing, but it will only frustrate you and annoy the pig.

-hopefullromantic

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=353219

She needs to be treated as an insignificant boil on the ass of humanity!!

by CryingGreenEyes in JFO post about contacting the OW.

http://survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=353102

So, I pointed it out that he is going around calling OW his wife.

He said, "She is my wife."

I said, "um no, I'm your wife. You need to move forward and sign the agreement."

He said "Only in the eyes of God are you my wife. In the Lutheran Church she is my wife?"

heartbroken30 describing a conversation with her lunatic WS...

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=354096

The type of WS I have?

Is what we call an EX WS.

It's the one we divorce because we really don't give a shit why it happened. Just that it did.

Defiance desribing the type of WS he had...

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=354236&AP=41

And that's not even getting into the other issues I have with him, mainly that he believes foreplay to be an obscure Australian Football Rules move.

Catwoman on a guy she's dating's...umm...personality flaw...

Twat's Up? It's a Birthday?

The best of Cat's many wonderful birthday card suggestions on Mia's post about her poor kids being forced to acknowledge's Dad's "GF's" birthday.

Because it is easy to miss the potholes on the road we did not travel.

stunned-dad in General responding to a post asking for the "easy way out" after infidelity

Re: "help her through this crisis." She needs to be helping you. She created this. This isn't a crisis that happened to her. She *is* the crisis, and you're the person she happened to.

LadyV to a new poster in JFO

Dadof2 in the banned member thread:

Bud Light Presents: Real People Of Genius

(Real People of genius)

Today we salute you, Mrs. SI Troll

(Mrs. SI Troll)

You feed off of the pain and humiliation of others like a fat guy at Sizzler...

(Gonna feel my pain now)

Teenage girls, emo boys, and even the suicidal terminally ill are not spared from your cutting wit...

(My life is so much betterrrr)

In real life you live in a dank basement surrounded by empty bottles of nodoz and your own loneliness, but here you are a goddess...

(Bow before me, mortaaaaal)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mrs. Bully of the Boards, because the tears of the pathetic are sweet, but not refreshing.

(Mrs. SI Trooooooooll)

found here: http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=357880&AP=181&HL=

Ah, I see she is using the "justify my whoring by popping out crotchfruit" tactic.

DCK in the "OW is pregnant" thread in D&S

Holly-Isis in her own thread

It's three years later. I'm thinking any fog that's remains should be cleared by me kicking his jingle berries into his throat.

How exactly did you communicate that? Whistling a tune on his skin flute? Tapping out a message in Morse Code while he was banging your festering cooze? Spare me the hypocrisy.

Need_Hope's possible response to an email OW sent claiming she encouraged WH to work things out at home.

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=359654

And the fact that this thread has been jacked into a big discussion on ageism is totally shitting all over Lady Pilot's squee moment.

Classic DCK in New Beginnings

"Hee hee hee, just a tiny brag" thread

[This message edited by FaithFool at 1:56 PM, July 1st (Thursday)]

remember there is in no I in team but there is a "you" in slut

hexed in a thread in D/S

I figured out what Victorias secret is: they do not stock DDD or above sizes. You gals are lucky to get all the pretty things.

I lost a ton of weight, had plastic surgery including the tatas. I went from a size D to a B if you counted the loose skin. So I told my surgeon that I wanted back what I had, a C or small D. He must have thought I stuttered, DDD is what I ended up with. After gaining 10 pounds, I am now F which standing for youve got to be F...ing kidding me - $75 for a cute bra???

Newnormal in Definace's thread on big boobs...

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=364318&AP=21&HL=