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reality247 ( member #16561) posted at 6:50 PM on Tuesday, August 26th, 2008
Must be easy to change light bulbs in his house. All he has to do is hold up the bulb and the world spins around him.
Catwoman about her ndp xh.
neverendinghurt ( member #15859) posted at 4:43 AM on Thursday, August 28th, 2008
and I would just assume that his Gilligan is bigger than mine.....but...my Gilligan can walk proud that he never has gone where he wasn't supposed to go.....he is a true sailor.....a trusted shipmate.....
Basic_Guy in the "bad sex" thread
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
James M. Barrie
truthsetmefree ( member #7168) posted at 3:43 PM on Thursday, August 28th, 2008
BG's response actually made me cry! I honestly don't think I have ever heard fidelity expressed in a sweeter manner. And I mean that! 
Hope has two beautiful daughters; their names are Anger and Courage. Anger at the way things are, and Courage to see that they do not remain as they are. ~ Augustine of Hippo
Funny thing, I quit being broken when I quit letting people break me.
Pentup ( member #20563) posted at 3:59 PM on Thursday, August 28th, 2008
"Because sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
from HurtBS in the Bad Sex thread. Made me LOL as I do say that about pizza a lot 
edited to give proper credit!
[This message edited by Pentup at 10:01 AM, August 28th (Thursday)]
Me- BS
Him- FWS (I hope- F)
jjct ( member #17484) posted at 2:03 AM on Friday, August 29th, 2008
The 180 is like tough love squared. But it has proven time and time again to wake up some sleeping shitheads.
tryingtwo
SerJR ( member #14993) posted at 8:10 PM on Monday, September 1st, 2008
it's not the waters' fault that the broken cup can't be filled.
unfound in response to the question of why a BS wasn't enough for the WS.
Me: BH - Happily remarried.
Hope is never lost. It exists within you - it is real. It is not a force in and of itself - it is something that you create with every thought, action, and choice you make. It is a gift that you create for yourself.
neverendinghurt ( member #15859) posted at 4:48 PM on Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
Menopause is an opportunity to give birth again... only to our SELF, this time.
Danu in the menopause & R thread
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
James M. Barrie
Balancing Act ( member #19047) posted at 8:12 AM on Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
Just one more thing to add to my "I'm middle-aged, divorcing, have facial hair, a loner, have IBS, hate movies, smoke, low sex drive AND wear a night guard", list of "PLEASE DATE ME!"
Mom of 2 in F&G TMJ thread
Me - BS....living a wonderful new beginning and giving love another chance
Tulsa Area Coffee Buddy
jjct ( member #17484) posted at 3:20 AM on Thursday, September 4th, 2008
My answers seem to fluctuate between getting a divorce, getting a lover, getting a new job, or getting new boobs.
truthsetmefree
fffu
SerJR ( member #14993) posted at 2:48 AM on Friday, September 5th, 2008
I look like a depressed sausage
Meta... I just couldn't resist the opportunity to immortalize those words
Me: BH - Happily remarried.
Hope is never lost. It exists within you - it is real. It is not a force in and of itself - it is something that you create with every thought, action, and choice you make. It is a gift that you create for yourself.
WhiteWolfWinning ( member #12475) posted at 12:47 PM on Friday, September 5th, 2008
Female human beings are not high gloss latex to be used to make your china cabinet really pop, or spices to your main dish
Lady V.
Just notifying people that you intend to treat them badly isn't the path to honor. If you're playing on your wife's fear of losing the marriage to make her acquiesce to a situation that hurts her, you're being honest, but you're not being honorable. You have to be honest to be honorable, but you don't have to *only* be honest.
The famous LV again.
Wolf
[This message edited by drowninginsorrow at 7:58 AM, September 5th (Friday)]
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God
Thank you, Lord, for the lightness of my burdens
Heartless Bytchh ( member #12347) posted at 3:43 PM on Friday, September 5th, 2008
Why is it that when a WS falls off the stupid tree, they hit every branch on the way down?
HardenMyHeart in G.
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=253056
That just made my day.
Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit
WhiteWolfWinning ( member #12475) posted at 11:16 PM on Friday, September 5th, 2008
It's the slippery slope and you're wearing Crocs.
Moe Green in a post where a married woman is looking for support from a male friend.
Wolf
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God
Thank you, Lord, for the lightness of my burdens
Heartless Bytchh ( member #12347) posted at 2:53 AM on Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
If it's just an urge to cum, why not buy a vibrator so big, it dims the lights in the neighborhood when you turn it on?
I'm still laughing over this one.
Clint in a NB thread.
*Pssst* Clint, where do they carry these?
Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 5:54 AM on Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Defiance: Two condoms? Jesus. Might as well stick it in a bicycle tire tube first.
lieshurt: I'm sure that would be a sight to see
Defiance: Especially if the tire was still on the bicycle at the time.
In the hygienical thread in NB where wearing two condoms at once was being discussed.
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 2:00 AM on Friday, September 12th, 2008
They can try... but they can't afford me
SerJR on negotiations with the producers of Oprah wanting him to appear
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
JustDone ( member #9742) posted at 5:36 PM on Friday, September 12th, 2008
From: unicornsearcher
" It isn't that the OP was a better person or sexual partner, it was that their dysfunctions matched up perfectly for a time, period."
-JD
Madhatter
Forgiveness is giving up the possibility of a better past.
usedup ( member #11701) posted at 2:30 AM on Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
scared & stronger on hurricane Ike:
Ike needs his ass kicked. My butt cheeks are rock hard, because I was squeezing to stay calm
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 2:47 PM on Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
He has the emotional maturity of a dog... a really, really dumb dog
SerJr
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
PeacePower ( member #17129) posted at 3:05 PM on Thursday, September 25th, 2008
I learned that peace has kids and kids is not the ws. I learned that CB likes to drive a stick shift while drinking coffee bc it helps her spill things - when she isn't picking, I mean scratching, her nose. I learned that some twitterers talk to other twitterers who I can't see and LDM gets prank phone calls from a blonde (Not the clueless one) in the middle of the night. I learned that kidsbane has hairy toes - or maybe that was just an avitar, anyway, flutter wants to get donations so she can get a brazillian toe wax. Oh god, my head is spinning
hardtimesinlife discussing what happened while SI was down due to Hurricane Ike. Hit the nail on the head!!!
Me: XBS-female 39. She: gone-D'ed 06/01/08.
Finding new hope, new love, new dreams!
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. ~Maya Angelou
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