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I just about died laughing.

My daughter is signed up for anatomy class this semester.

And, she is in a distance learning environment, meaning most of her work is done remotely, via computer and such.

However....

And remember, she lives with her mom and brother.

Anatomy takes on a whole new light now, with distance learning.

They are sending, her in the mail, a dead cat for dissection.

At home.

"keep it in a cool, dry place, they told her, but not the fridge".

OMFG.

-D

[This message edited by Defiance at 9:39 PM, September 7th (Tuesday)]

What happens if it goes to the wrong address?

I suppose you'd have one very surprised person should they open it.

-D

Holy shit. Supposing she was going for a medical degree.

Would they send a human cadaver???

I was pretty stunned to hear that they would do this. I know for things like her exams, they have to be taken at the school, not from home.

So it stood to reason she would have an actual LAB class to do this in, at the school.

My mistake!

Now you can carve up bodies in the comfort of your own home.

Wretch.

-D

imagining a dead cat showing up at some Mafia bosses house...

start watching the news for strange disappearances!!

I dissected a cat for my Anatomy/Physiology class in HS... Such fun!!

Sorry, but...

I'm a cat lover!

Where do they get these "cats"?

Umm

And where, pray tell, will she set about dissecting this creature? The kitchen table? Does she have to obtain her own tupperware to store this poor thing? Or is the storage receptacle provided? And what about dissecting tools? Just grab the closest steak knife??

OMFG!!!

D, you're having us on... aren't you?

A dead cat is being MAILED to DD?

Snap.

Well...I used to buy animals to dissect when I was younger... I loved biology, and you could actually buy frogs, starfish, whatever, to dissect in the comfort of your home. If I remember correctly, I had a little lab set up in the basement.

I even had a professional dissecting kit that my grandfather got from his doctor. My grandpa was so proud of me; if he had lived, I know I would be a veterinarian today.

I have an abundant supply of coyote corpses.

<bang>

Wait, this ones fresh!!

@ Jimi.

D, that is just . I don't even have words, but the questions dreamboat asked were the first thing to come to mind.

Where will she do this?

What tools will she use?

All fun and games till someone wakes up next to a horse head in the house...

That is just crazy... thinking of a dead cat being mailed to someone is just beyond my thoughts lol.

Okay...I can see having it mailed to you. That I get, but how do you dispose of it once you are done with the disection?????

You can't just toss it.

That is just crazy... thinking of a dead cat being mailed to someone is just beyond my thoughts lol.

This could be a whole new game, on S.I.

What's In Your Mailbox??

P.M. me your mailing addy's please, and I'll start the game.

No doubt Jimi... couldn't imagine what would show up.

In other news... I did have someone put a dead dehydrated squirrel in my mailbox earlier in the summer... who does that?

Nope, not kidding.

She will have to provide her own container.

I am assuming (may be a big mistake here) that she will need to purchase a dissection kit.

As for where to do it in the house?

There is no basement there.

And I am just glad, that it's not my house.

Disposal?

Have NO idea.

In fact, it's something I'm really not even enjoying thinking about.

-D

Kitchen table of course D!

Times like this, kinda glad the kids live with the ex.

-D