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 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 6:12 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Is it ok to send then the link?

Oh absolutely. I posted them to youtube as well. Youtube and Xtranormal are both under fresh accounts with a different username from here, so there is no leakage. Wide open for public view. I'm tickled to pieces that I've got almost 1000 views on episode 1.

I'm so juvenile, I crack myself up every time WH farts.

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

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Crushed1 ( member #6449) posted at 6:13 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Marzipan, OMG, YOU TOTALLY ROCK!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Freaking hilarious, keep going girl!!!

~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
~STRENGTH~PEACE~HOPE~FAITH

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KLinNoCA ( member #22195) posted at 6:23 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

F*CKING HILARIOUS!!!!

I can't stop watching it--this is EXACTLY what my STBXH would say to people to justify his actions....

ETA: The lactose intolerance part made me pee my pants laughing so hard--FT had this "issue" as well...

[This message edited by KLinNoCA at 12:27 PM, October 28th (Thursday)]

BS (me):45
STBXH:53
M 13 years, together 15yrs
4 kids (2 mine, 2 ours)
1st D-day:July 17, 2008
2nd D-Day: Nov. 20, 2008
MOW, as well as a former BFF OW--I was in an "open marriage", I just never got the memo.
Divorced his ass!!

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Lost Rainbows ( member #29612) posted at 6:29 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Have been crying non stop for the last 5 hours, now I've got a huge grin. Thank you so so much

Me:BSO,49
Him:FWSO,41 (LowMan22). We weren't married but I felt more married to him than I ever did to my XH of 10 years.
D-day #1 March 15th 2010 (5 week EA + 1 kiss)
D-day #2 July 21st 2010 (TT)
RecoverING, Reconcilliation looking unlikely

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jollum ( member #25152) posted at 6:45 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Marzipan,

I think you have found your calling. I haven't laughed this hard since before DDay. Your video's are true comic genius.

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gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 6:46 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Absolutely perfectly played out.

BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

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BetrayedSAHM ( member #27305) posted at 6:58 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Wow! The sequel is even better! Marzipan - you rock!

Totally divorced and moved on. Life is fantastic
DS(9) & DD(9)
Dday: 1/1/2010

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bbee ( member #17840) posted at 7:22 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Oh, I'm dying!

"You can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I look for that in a woman."

"It takes a lot of practice."

can't. breathe.

This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.

Hamlet, Act I, Scene 3

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

All's Well That Ends Well, Act I, Scene 1

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trixie2010 ( member #27422) posted at 7:26 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

I cannot seem to view it and am soooooo bummed. I just have to see it--what am I doing wrong?? It keeps telling me there was an error. I went to the page but there is no search engine to search for the 2 movies.

Help! I want to see!!

Countless Ddays
WH confirms EA/denies anything else...??
possible R, not really sure will see how it goes
update--5-27-10--kicked his ass to the curb--she can have him!
He has been living with ow since June 2010.

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Griefstricken25 ( member #29183) posted at 7:30 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Favourite lines from Episode 2:

"Your wife is mean."

"Actually, all of my clothes are on the lawn. She is running them over with my car." I never did this, but imagined it.

"If she loved me, she'd be happy for me."

"My car also belongs to her. Can I crash at your place?" True and true!!

"I'm lactose intolerant. I will stop eating cheese to make you happy." He really is.

"My wife uses detergent that makes stains go away. You should probably wash them the way she does. Do you want to call her?"

"Maybe later."

Me!
3 amazing kidlets
To WXH "Now you're just somebody that I used to know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
D-day and separation - June, 2009
Divorced - December, 2011

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 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 7:36 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Trixie, are you on a flash compatible device? I can't see it at all from my iPad. The link should take you right to the first video.

You can also go straight to YouTube and search "ow wh our love is real" for the first one (it's the cartoony one) and then "my wife knows everything" for the second (you may need to scroll down a bit for it.). I think you can also search my username moonlocks.

Good luck

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

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AlmostFree ( member #29556) posted at 7:42 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

LOVE IT!

Me BW 44, Him STBXAWH 42
DS 10, DD 7
I threw him out 9/2009, D-Day 10/2009
Married 12yrs, Divorcing

When they show you who they are, believe them.

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wishingitwasnt ( member #20380) posted at 7:43 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

ZOMG!!

These are great!

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imagoodwitch ( member #23375) posted at 9:30 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

No matter how many times I watch them, they are so fucking funny!!!!!

Unfortunately, I have no one to share these with , I doubt anyone other than a BS would think they are as funny as I do.

Ordinary average everyday sane psycho super goddess

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trixie2010 ( member #27422) posted at 9:56 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Thanks for the info marzipan! I viewed it on youtube.

Both are hysterical and I also cannot stop watching them!

It seems as if all WH have the same issues and excuses too!

"My wife is mean"--he actually used to say that all the time!!

I feel as if you took my story and made a dialogue from it. They must all have digestive problems--I see it all the time on SI, thought it was just my STBXH.

Waiting for the sequel!!

Countless Ddays
WH confirms EA/denies anything else...??
possible R, not really sure will see how it goes
update--5-27-10--kicked his ass to the curb--she can have him!
He has been living with ow since June 2010.

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Jen ( member #26584) posted at 10:50 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah

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Griefstricken25 ( member #29183) posted at 11:00 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

They must all have digestive problems

I've often wondered if all the emotional crap that WH has buried manifests itself in physical problems. He has the lactose issue and chronic back problems.

Me!
3 amazing kidlets
To WXH "Now you're just somebody that I used to know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
D-day and separation - June, 2009
Divorced - December, 2011

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imagoodwitch ( member #23375) posted at 11:02 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

They must all have digestive problems

The first thing that came to mind when I read this......... it's cause they are all full of shit!

Ordinary average everyday sane psycho super goddess

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Holly-Isis ( member #13447) posted at 1:25 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010

Manscape your crotch for me

A sequel that doesn't disappoint!

"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*

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ajsmom ( member #17460) posted at 1:26 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010

I do believe this is the highest post count of any thread in D/S.

Just sayin'...

F'ing hilarious.

AJ's MOM

Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
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Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
One AMAZING DS - 34

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