Topic is Sleeping.
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:56 PM on Wednesday, June 4th, 2014
I blame the metric system. Just sayin'. 
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Ascendant ( member #38303) posted at 4:00 PM on Wednesday, June 4th, 2014
Dear weird-Arkansas-accent guy-
Take your weird passive aggressive comments elsewhere. I'm your boss now. So, you know...suck it.
Just sayin'.
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 2:22 AM on Saturday, June 7th, 2014
My new personal hero is the person near my coffee place who named their WiFi network "HideYourKidsHideYourWifi." #antoinedodson #missthatguy
Just Sayin'
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:24 AM on Sunday, June 8th, 2014
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 9:46 PM on Monday, June 9th, 2014
I...can....not get the commercial that goes "Good morning, Red Birrrrddddd. Good morning, Red Birrrdddd" out of my head.
Aghhhhh. 
Jus Saying'
Aubrie ( member #33886) posted at 10:03 PM on Monday, June 9th, 2014
Dear Insurance Company,
These "petty" lawsuits you complain about are due to folks like you who won't pay bills that your client is 100% liable for. (Read the police report, idiot.) I hate you for making me one of "those" people. Just sayin'.
Sincerely,
Pissed Off & Lawyer'd Up
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne
Forged1 ( member #43418) posted at 11:39 PM on Monday, June 9th, 2014
Dear Annoying Incarcerated Client
I cannot call the people you want me to call when you spend every other minute calling ME to see if I've called them, thereby tying up the phone line.
Seriously, bud. Please get a grip.
Love and squishes,
Forged
Me: Former BH
Divorced Q2 2015
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At this stage, I'm pretty much bulletproof.
Do no harm. But take no shit.
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 2:40 AM on Monday, June 16th, 2014
Vrazz's solution to a lag in dessert being served is to grab the waitress's behind. #icanteven 
Jussayin.
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
Jpapageorge ( member #31800) posted at 10:13 AM on Monday, June 16th, 2014
It's a little embarrassing to be jealous of a four year old just because she can get away with grabbing the waitress' behind whilst waiting for dessert and the waitress still thought the youngster was cute.
Apparently the Equal Protection Clause doesn't protect against age discrimination in the prosecution of random firmness checks of waitress' behinds.
Just sayin'.
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
sisoon ( Moderator #31240) posted at 6:10 PM on Tuesday, June 17th, 2014
Yeah. My 4 year old GS had great success chatting up some very good looking women when we went on the subway a few months back. He just looked at them and said, 'Hey!'
I figure they'd have given me dirty looks if I had tried that.
Of course, he's closer to their age than I am, and cuter, too.... Just sayin'.
[This message edited by sisoon at 12:11 PM, June 17th (Tuesday)]
fBH (me) - on d-day: 66, Married 43, together 45, same sex apDDay - 12/22/2010Recover'd and R'edYou don't have to like your boundaries. You just have to set and enforce them.
Undefinabl3 ( member #36883) posted at 8:21 PM on Tuesday, June 17th, 2014
OMG Seriously - Don't 'share' stupid shit without actually looking up if its actually TRUE. Dear God it takes maybe a few minutes to look shit up and make sure what you are passing around is true.
No - there are no spiders at olive garden that will kill you while you pee.
No - calling 211 will not always get you to a 911 connection to make sure that the cop following you is really a cop.
No - that marine that punches the crazy dancer fighter dude is real - it's part a movie
No - the military is not cutting all the damn meals under the sun.
ANYTHING sticking to the front or back of your car should be a red flag - but know that the whole thieving world knows this they probably don't do it much.
STOP SHARING INFO UNTIL YOU CHECK IT OUT....
Just F'ing saying.....
Me: 35 MH
Him: 41 MH
New online find 6/19/14 - shit
Phone Find 11/21/14 - I can't even right now.
1/26/15 - Started IC for me, DH won't go.
1/10/18 - Again?!? Online EA's
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 9:44 PM on Tuesday, June 17th, 2014
I *may* need a rhubarb intervention. Just sayin.
Mmmmmm...rhubarb...
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
MadeOfScars ( member #42231) posted at 2:51 AM on Wednesday, June 18th, 2014
If you're going to set up a conference call with the heads of many very busy teams, or anyone in general for that matter, don't join the call 10 minutes after the time you set as the meeting start time, talk at a volume where no one on the call can even hear you, and then make it clear from your meeting "agenda" that your conference call could have easily been replaced with a 2 sentence email.
Just sayin'
"Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don’t." - Steve Maraboli
wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 8:39 AM on Wednesday, June 18th, 2014
Trust your gut, WBN. Goofy as you are, your gut is usually right.
wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 9:53 AM on Wednesday, June 18th, 2014
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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 4:29 AM on Thursday, June 19th, 2014
That "go you chicken fat" song on the iPhone 5S commercial where everyone is exercising is entirely too catchy. Sorry for the humming, fellow Target shoppers.
just sayin
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
latebloomer45 ( member #18021) posted at 4:34 AM on Thursday, June 19th, 2014
Dear Gas Company:
When 3 of your employees call me asking to schedule a meter change, and I had scheduled it the day before, and ALL THREE of them admit that yes, it is right there on their screen that I have already scheduled it, you need a better robocall system and/or employees with IQs in the double digits.
Just sayin'.
Me: BS 56
Him: FWS 58
Married 32 years
Son-26 Daughter (Who Came out as trans, so now Son)-23,
D-Day #1 12/11/2007
D-Day #2 5/23/2008 fucking trickle truth!
Whatever Threnody said, I concur.
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 9:39 PM on Thursday, June 19th, 2014
When one of our cats misbehaves I say, "YOUNG Lady". They stop whatever they are doing, walk over to me, sit nicely, and look at me like "Ok mom. I'm being good now". They crack me up.
Just Sayin'
[This message edited by SI Staff at 3:39 PM, June 19th (Thursday)]
silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 7:18 AM on Wednesday, June 25th, 2014
The "Robot Chicken" theme tune is a GREAT tickle song for 3-year-old, mischievous elves! 
Just sayin'! 
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
ThoughtIKnewYa ( member #18449) posted at 8:42 PM on Tuesday, July 1st, 2014
Dear obnoxious neighbor,
Most cars these days have stereos in them. SHOCKER, I know! You know what's going to be even MORE shocking for you? When you're playing your car stereo so loud that it rattles the pot rack on my wall at 8 AM and I run out and rip the damned thing out of your car!!!! 
Just sayin' 
Topic is Sleeping.
