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ouch23 (original poster new member #35843) posted at 10:08 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
My Hs OW has the same name as me. I need a nickname for her because its just not cool to call her by her name and I don't much like OW. Needs to indicate just how awful she is. I realize this is not mature but who has ideas?
Me-30 WS-32
Married 5 years,together 8.
1#DDay EA w/old GF 1/5/08(12 weeks pregnant)
#2DDay 6/12/12 EA/sexual nature/with my close friend.
4 kids
Still love him so much:(
Reconciling.....
painpaingoaway ( member #27196) posted at 10:10 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
The SI all time favorite: 'cumdumpster'
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
keepingup ( new member #35620) posted at 10:12 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
I call mine skanky b*tch. It makes me happy inside.
Me: 28
Him: 30
Married: 6 1/2 years
DS1: 5 years old
DS2: 1 1/2 years old
D-day: 5/12/12
painpaingoaway ( member #27196) posted at 10:12 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
painpaingoaway ( member #27196) posted at 10:13 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
HillBillie ( member #35681) posted at 10:17 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
My future XH is in a threesome with a pair of OWs. I call them Ho Numero Uno and Ho Numero Dos. Of course Thing One and Thing Two would work, too, with apologies to Dr. Seuss.
The Y-Shaped Coffin? As in she will have to be buried in one?
Me: BS, 40
Him: Future XH, 41
Married 3 years, together 9
Dday: 4/26/12
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness. -- Terry Pratchett
Crushed38 ( member #30644) posted at 10:20 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
I call her the whore, Jennie-Ho, or my favorite: IT.
It's amazing that someone can break your heart and you still love them with all of the little pieces. -unknown
SisterMilkshake ( member #30024) posted at 10:21 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
T.C. , used to mean The C**t, but due to some new information it now means Tuna C**t. Gross, eh, I never used to be so crude. Never would I say the "c" word, but I guess I hadn't met one until OW.
BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA (7 years?)
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson
VanillaBean ( member #35449) posted at 10:22 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
Hmmmmm. That is an interesting (not) position to be in ouch. The first thing that comes to mind is "the bitch" but I realize that might not be constructive. Maybe you can refer to her by her initials. Of course, as mad as I am right now I prefer "the bitch". Not original but hope that helps.
BW 48
WH 45
DD 3/17/12
Married 8 years, together 13
Moving on. THE WAR IS OVER!!! (Kelly Clarkson)
DrivingPast ( member #32984) posted at 10:24 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
Its not that witty, but I think I would call her something with the word "that" in it. "That slut" "that lowlife skank" "that pig faced whore who sucks any dick in front of her face". Adding "that" makes it more demeaning. 
BW
married more than 10 yrs to a possible SA
D-Day May 5 2011
"Because one knows people best through their fears - the ones they overcome and the ones they are overcome by."
Betty Betty ( member #31714) posted at 10:39 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
C**tface. It rolls off H's tongue as if that's really her name. And since I haven't seen her birth certificate, perhaps it is her real name.
I don't want that name saved in my phone but I have her number saved as she used to communicate so in my phone I have her as Cadaver.
Happy days ( new member #35237) posted at 10:46 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
I just call her that bitch
missyb32641 ( member #35656) posted at 11:18 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
Skank Whore is the one I use the most. Thats what her FB page is saved under on my phone and computer. Need to change her number to that too.
C*mdumpster has a nice ring too it tho.
ME: BS 43
Him FWH 45
Married 20 years together 22 at the time.
Working thru R.
BEM817 ( member #35104) posted at 11:21 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
I've become partial to "troll" and "oompa loompa"
Married 16 years, together for 22
BS Me - 43
WS Husband - 45
Two Kids 8 & 9
DDay 3/15/12 8 month EA. PA for 5 of those months.
ImNellNow ( member #28753) posted at 11:26 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
In chronological order:
Your Whore
The Office Skank
Twatface
The COW
Twatface
Bucket o' Whore-a
Twatface
(Twatface is my favorite.)
BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.
missyb32641 ( member #35656) posted at 11:33 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
"oompa loompa"
If I could paint skank whore purple that would be perfect!!! 
[This message edited by missyb32641 at 5:34 PM, June 20th (Wednesday)]
ME: BS 43
Him FWH 45
Married 20 years together 22 at the time.
Working thru R.
Kelany ( member #34755) posted at 11:37 PM on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
Skelewhore.
Because she looks like skeletore from the 80's heman cartoon. Or rather a femal version of Marc Anthony. Pale, skeleton-like, gaunt, big cheekbones...
BS - Me
SA/FWH Him
DDay 1 - Jul 11
DDay 2 - Jul 12
R Dec 12
Former 80s Icon wishful thinking
burnedcanuckEMS ( member #35813) posted at 12:58 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
I just call her C***. Because I would never see a need to use that kind of language to describe anyone but the rotten evil person that she is.
Me: BW 38, Him: WH 37
M: 07/07/07
DDay: 06/09/12
Divorce Granted on December 5, 2012 - fasted divorce ever (thanks to my good lawyer) and I am not looking back with ANY regrets!!
Ipad user sorry for any spelling errors or missing letters etc..... ty
Elpis ( member #34118) posted at 1:04 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
I call her Fox Hole.
Sly, sneaky thief.
Me, BS
Hubby, WS
DDay Fall 2011
HurtButHopeful? ( member #25144) posted at 1:10 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Nowadays I call her "The Proverbs 2 woman." Chapter 2 verses 16-18 of the Book of Proverbs describes OW well.
"To deliver you from the immoral woman,
From the seductress who flatters with her words,
Who forsakes the companion of her youth,
and forgets the covenant of her God.
For her house leads down to death,
And her paths to the dead;"
Resources for R:
His Needs Her Needs, by Dr. Willard Harley
Love Busters, by Dr. Willard Harley
(for husbands) Becoming the Ultimate Husband, by Reb Bradley
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