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Jpapageorge (original poster member #31800) posted at 9:06 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
It is high time I stood up for myself and those of my ilk. I use AOL and I am not ashamed! I did not download AOL from a free disk in a magazine nor have I run out of free disks, I downloaded it using IE version 1.0. I am not a knuckle dragging troglodyte who trolls ESPN.com making snarky comments while sitting at home in a darkened room wearing a dirty white t-shirt and eating stale pizza. 
For the record, right now, I am wearing a clean white t-shirt with holes only in the pits, I washed the paper plate before I loaded it with day old French fries, I have Stevie Wonder’s Songs in the Key of Life playing on my 8-trac player and I am about to make a phone call on my cellular phone as soon as I can figure out where I left the antenna. 
You people with your fancy computers, your IPod thingys and your Raspberry devices can just keep drinking your fancy coffees from McDonald’s and quit picking on me. 
Oh yeah, STAY OFF MY LAWN.
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
osxgirl ( member #8795) posted at 9:11 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
Bet you're sitting there playing Pong (on the original Pong console) while doing all that, aren't you? 
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 9:13 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
I have one question. Regarding the holes in the "pits" don't most shirts have holes in the pits? Otherwise how does one get the arms into the shirt? Am I to assume that since you mention these holes, they are EXTRA holes perhaps due to excessive wearing on the seams of said shirt from bodily excretions??
No hug for you Jpapa, but I will pat you on your head.
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
Jpapageorge (original poster member #31800) posted at 9:21 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
Osxgirl, I don't want to use the energy to walk into the other room to turn on the TV and wait for it to warm up. I will be playing Pong later.
CG9000, contrary to the image portrayed, I do shower once a month wether I need it or not so my sweat isn't always toxic nor acidic. 
Be careful though, even a pat on the head is human contact- something I have avoided since I discovered this internet stuff. 
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
ThoughtIKnewYa ( member #18449) posted at 9:31 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
Deeply Scared ( Administrator #2) posted at 9:31 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
How's your 8 Track player holding up? 
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)
My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 9:36 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
Does anyone else feel like playing Qbert?
LosferWords ( member #30369) posted at 9:36 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
Dude... IE? Everyone knows that Netscape Navigator is better. Gotta have the Gold Edition, too!
Deeply Scared ( Administrator #2) posted at 9:44 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
I don't think he can hear us...his Marshall Tucker album is up too loud
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)
My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.
Jennifer99 ( member #39551) posted at 9:50 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
I just gave an original, b/w gameboy with tetris in it to the kid. I expect the novelty to last all of 10 mins.
If I ship it to you will you get your panties out of a bunch aol person?
Jpapageorge (original poster member #31800) posted at 10:06 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
TIKY, I hope you are laughing with me rather than at me because I have no idea where you live and therefore cannot exact my revenge.
DS, my KISS Alive II is "bleeding" over way too much these days but my Very Best of the Fifth Dimension sounds just like it did when I first bought it at Tower records. Good idea on the Marshall Tucker Band though.
Qbert? Netscape Navigator? Tetris? Really? I am not falling for all these newfangled traps.
If anybody doesn't believe the truth in my statements they can always send me an electronic mail at notmyrealemailaddressbecausethevoicesinmyheadsaidtobecarefulontheinternet@aol.com
[This message edited by Jpapageorge at 4:06 PM, July 26th (Friday)]
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
Deeply Scared ( Administrator #2) posted at 10:10 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
OMG...Tower Records...you and I are definitely dating ourselves
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)
My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.
click4it ( member #209) posted at 10:11 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
If I could still use VCR tapes and casset tapes in my car, I would!
Me: 45
Two boys: 20 and 17
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01
Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?
aesir ( member #17210) posted at 10:21 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
...you and I are definitely dating ourselves
Well with a monthly shower schedule, would anyone else want to?
ETA: Change to clarify intent of joke.
[This message edited by aesir at 4:22 PM, July 26th (Friday)]
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 10:29 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
I have more cars with cassette players (4) than I do with CD players (3), and only one has an Aux jack. The other is AM only
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 1:03 AM on Saturday, July 27th, 2013
In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
LosferWords ( member #30369) posted at 1:11 AM on Saturday, July 27th, 2013
Until recently, my brother had a '79 Corvette Stingray with a fully functional 8-track player in it. I have to admit, the 8-track player actually sounded really good!
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 1:32 AM on Saturday, July 27th, 2013
wifehad5--you just have more cars...
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 3:53 AM on Saturday, July 27th, 2013
Losfer, that reminds me that I forgot the most important one. My latest acquisition has the factory CB radio option that works through the regular speakers and antenna
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
girlsbird ( member #30877) posted at 4:13 AM on Saturday, July 27th, 2013
Gosh WH5. I am jealous. I don't have any radio.
D-Day 10/28/10..almost admission 7/10 Reconciled. I was the betrayed
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