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nutmegkitty ( member #33882) posted at 4:00 PM on Monday, December 16th, 2013
Hey, baby. How about a McFlurry?"
Me - happy!
2 DDs
Very happily divorced from an NPD since 2013.
tryingagain74 ( member #33698) posted at 10:12 PM on Monday, December 16th, 2013
Brief t/j:
It's been so long I wouldn't know if a guy was interested unless he gave me a power point presentation with a flow chart and even then I would still ask him if he was serious.
HA HA HA! IrishLass, that was awesome. And, uh, totally describes me. I also think that gay guys are straight and, most recently, straight guys are gay! No dating for me right now!
end t/j
pass, having fun making passes... just stay away from anyone who looks like she belongs on "The People of Walmart" website! 
[This message edited by tryingagain74 at 4:12 PM, December 16th (Monday)]
FBS; now happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley
k94ever ( member #11176) posted at 11:15 PM on Monday, December 16th, 2013
"hey babe, how 'bout a McFlurry"
Wow....THAT'S a line that would make me melt into a hormonal puddle 
k9
BS:61
WS: 53
Betrayed: 24 years
Affairs: 15 (2 lasted 3 months. Rest were ONS)
WS died: 16 May 2011
Do not stay in your hurt forever. Choose to move out of it.
JustDone ( member #9742) posted at 11:50 PM on Monday, December 16th, 2013
Maybe I should do a google search for "How to approach women"?
Pass, I don't think you need it, they already seem quite comfortable approaching you. 
Madhatter
Forgiveness is giving up the possibility of a better past.
Pass (original poster member #38122) posted at 5:44 PM on Tuesday, December 17th, 2013
Pass, I don't think you need it, they already seem quite comfortable approaching you.
Divorced the cheater and living my best life now.
The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous.
StillLivin ( member #40229) posted at 11:55 PM on Tuesday, December 17th, 2013
This whole post is hilarious. The humor is killing me. Killing me!
"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014
Lola2kids ( member #32789) posted at 6:34 PM on Wednesday, December 18th, 2013
I'm with StillLivin.
This post is hillarious.
...and the McFlurry line would totally work on me as well.
BS: (Me) 48
Kids: twins DD(11)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved an ocean away June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"
Charity411 ( member #41033) posted at 8:35 PM on Wednesday, December 18th, 2013
After I managed to attract the unbridaled love of a psychotic postal worker who happened to live directly across the street from my ex, and who by the way my ex called the police on when a woman escaped from the guy's house at midnight screaming and banged on his door for help, I shudder to think what would happen if I made eye contact with someone at Wal-Mart. Especially given that I met the postal worker at the one and only divorced Christian support group event I ever attended.
The last two times I went out with a man was with my gay friend and we call it our Will and Grace night out. That's good enough for me at the moment.
lieshurt ( member #14003) posted at 8:41 PM on Wednesday, December 18th, 2013
"Hey, baby. How about a McFlurry?"
Whatever you do, don't say "Hey, baby. How about a Big Mac?". That could take on a whole different meaning. 
No one changes unless they want to. Not if you beg them. Not if you shame them. Not if you use reason, emotion, or tough love. There is only one thing that makes someone change: their own realization that they need to.
spond ( member #41686) posted at 9:13 PM on Wednesday, December 18th, 2013
You guys crack me up... thanks for the smiles. I think I needed it today....
and probably tomorrow too. . :/
BH(me) | fWW
2 Kids - Married 2002
D-Day TT & EA | D-Day #2 PA
Reconciling
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