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Right after DDay, WH told me it had nothing to do with me, and it started as a joke but turned into an ego boost.

About a week later, I found her on FB and saw her for the first time. I then went to WH and asked "just how low is your self esteem anyway???" He just shrugged.

I had a PI to get the goods on my H and the OW. He had went to her job to pick her up when she finished for the day. I was well prepared and had HER H with me. She had cheated many times but her poor H had not been able to get the goods on her.

When they came out of the Mall (she was a store manager there) and she was all dolled up to the nines ... we were waiting on them. When she saw her H with me, she became really sick and threw up all over herself. My H didn't know WHAT to do. After explaining that they would both be receiving D papers, I looked at her and told my H he probably should 'take a hose and clean her up before he did her again.'

Then I walked off with her H to go get coffee.

I LOVE it Jeaniegirl!!

About a week later, I found her on FB and saw her for the first time. I then went to WH and asked "just how low is your self esteem anyway???" He just shrugged

Ha ha! That's what I thought about my Wh's OW! She's about 20 years older than me, not at all attractive, and she is a convicted felon! SMH He had to be pretty bad off if he would risk our marriage for that!

At 3 years out, I see sarcastic, hateful remarks as counterproductive.

But in the beginning? When he was still TTing me? When he was still refusing to talk about it? When he was trying his best to rugsweep?

Well,then, in those circumstances....snark away!

A few months after dday, DS was getting a lecture from FWH about talking back to him. He said, "Your mouth gets you in more trouble!!" He turned towards me and caught my eye..it wasn't hard, as I was staring pointedly at him, with one eyebrow raised. I didn't say a word. I didn't have to.

I had a PI to get the goods on my H and the OW. He had went to her job to pick her up when she finished for the day. I was well prepared and had HER H with me. She had cheated many times but her poor H had not been able to get the goods on her.

When they came out of the Mall (she was a store manager there) and she was all dolled up to the nines ... we were waiting on them. When she saw her H with me, she became really sick and threw up all over herself. My H didn't know WHAT to do. After explaining that they would both be receiving D papers, I looked at her and told my H he probably should 'take a hose and clean her up before he did her again.'

Then I walked off with her H to go get coffee.

awesome!!

Not a zinger. Not even clever. VERY immature. But...

fWW gave me all the dirt. I don't know if she was trying to reassure me but she told me OM had a very small...um...manhood. VERY small. And he couldn't maintain an erection long enough to even finish.

So every email I sent him (and everyone on his exposure list) I made sure to reference his tiny, limp prick. I know it's incredibly childish but he lives 4000 miles away and I couldn't give him the ass kicking he deserved. So I had to hurt his pride in the manner I learned when I was in middle school.

How about that. It brought a smile to my face saying it again on this thread.

during his A, prior to me having my proof but knowing damn well he was up to something, because he was spending every free and not free moment away from home, and in the city where OW lived, and when he was home was on his phone constantly, I was exhausted, and worn down from trying to be the perfect wife, mother, employee, etc, he was gone for the weekend on a supposed "boys fishing trip" I told him I was considering a divorce, because divorced moms got a break from their kids every other weekend at least.

I knew that hit home when it was met with 30 solid seconds of dead silence.

I did not engage in zingers when we were R'ing as I thought it was counterproductive, and brought me down a level. Doesn't mean I didn't think em though.

You mean after I confronted him getting dropped off at his hidden car because he had to be to work, slapped the fuck out of him, drove up to the police station where they both worked and confronted him AGAIN and told all of his coworkers what was going on?

Well, since OW was also a friend of mine, I changed my FB profile pic to me with the OW with her arm around me. What a great pal!

Then, my FB status read "Please join me in congratulating @XWH and @OW (tagged them both which linked to both of their profiles) in their new love relationship. Apparently being faithful in marriage is something that he cannot do. I wish them many years filled with all the happiness that they deserve."

Then I sent a FB message to her parents, and sent an email to the chief of police, where they both work.

I do not regret it for a minute. A friend of mine works at a hospital, and she called me and said "I don't know what you did, but everyone is talking about it!"

After explaining that they would both be receiving D papers, I looked at her and told my H he probably should 'take a hose and clean her up before he did her again.'

I do not regret it for a minute. A friend of mine works at a hospital, and she called me and said "I don't know what you did, but everyone is talking about it!"

Oh I just love SI!!!!!

He had moved out and was lieing. Telling me he was "getting his head right with God!"

I had hired a PI and already seen her answering his door and telling the cute neighbor (cough cough PI) that she moved here to be with her boyfriend, blah blah blah.

When he told me he was getting his head right with God, I responded, "And how is sticking your dick in Shrek getting right with God? Cuz, I just can't wrap MY head around that one."

Oh my when my stupid ex had one of his d' days that I found out about was with a girl who was in HIGH SCHOOL.

He stated she was "legal" and he had checked her id before they did it. She had turned 18 3 weeks prior to their hookup.

My response..... Damn that makes it all the better. The bitch is legal. Lets give her a damn card board cookie for her actions.... especially she is learning how to be a whore so early.

He had no response....

After Dday, I put his toothbrush in the toilet. The cat also threw up on it one day. I let him use it until I felt guilty, and confessed. He said "I could have gotten a disease. Didn't you care about that?" My response was that he didn't care about giving me diseases when he had sex with me after not using a condom with her. He didn't have a response, and we joke about the toothbrush now.

WSO: I didn't mean to hurt you!

Me: Oh, so you didn't mean to fuck some stranger multiple times, that looks like a toad and has a crooked dick, without a condom, then preceded to have unprotected sex with me without even having the common decency to get an STD test, and lied to my face when I asked you directly if you fucked him, then lied to my face once I found out and told me that you did use condoms...you didn't mean to hurt me?

Ok, thanx.

She just stared at me blankly, and never said that again!

[This message edited by Jesu at 8:49 PM, December 27th (Friday)]

This string has been more therapeutic than 14 months of IC, divorce, and watching exWW implode with self hate! Hilarious!

So on d-day the raging blame monster started blathering about her wonderful AP, she was a 42 year old screwing a 20 year old, I looked at her and said, "you have to be upset though, right?" She stared blankly and said, "about our marriage?" I said, "no, if it was two years ago you could have gone to his prom."

There were others but that is one of my favorites...

After DDay #1, I went on her FB page and just slaudered it with comments on each of her pictures, statuses, etc. All of them just slamming the crap out of her for being the OW and helping hurt an innocent family.

One pic in particular she was sitting on her motorcycle with her middle finger up in the air. Classy, hunh? I posted "what else is between your legs, OW? Oh yeah, MY husband's penis."

Then on DDay #2 I looked her in the eye and said "a _____ like you deserves a coward like him. The best gift I can give myself is to give this fraction of a man to a poor excuse of a woman as you"

and I walked out. And he looked at her and said "I think I'm in a lot of trouble" and ran out after me.

Jerks. Both of them back then.

Given all the DDay's I've had and 1st rate zingers I've spit out, if I had to narrow it down to my favorite, it would have to be this one:

We're having our umpteenth argument about his lying and cheating. I am stoically calm. After a bit of back and forth over yet another secret email account and blamshifting on his part, I looked him dead in the eyes and said,

"By. The. Way. I owe Shrek an apology."

He didn't dare say anything, just looked at me like an idiot.

So I continued,

"With the way she goes on and on about you being the best lover she EVER had, she apparently hasn't slept around anywhere near as much as I assumed she had!"

His eyes watered up but I rolled my eyes and walked off.

In the words of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, "Bazinga!"

[This message edited by Chicky at 11:47 PM, December 27th (Friday)]

"you have to be upset though, right?" She stared blankly and said, "about our marriage?" I said, "no, if it was two years ago you could have gone to his prom."

I told fWS that she was confused. "We're lesbians sweetie, not polygamists" after she asked for OW and me be "sister wives."

I blew up his phone and her phone with so many texts and VM I can't remember them all. But when I am on a roll the words/insults - truths really, flowed better than they did from a sailor on shore leave. The best ones are the ones they don't know are an insult till one day/moment the light goes on and they get it. Maybe months/days later ...

The most recent one neither one of them will hear cause I said here and they live in CO.

Had a good/regular PT we were seeing and I was teasing him about getting a shot, laughing/joking blah blah blah ... He was laughing at my sarcastic no bullshit look at life and how abrasive I can be. He offered to beat up the guy who made me so

I said ..."He is not worth the whore you would have to crawl over to get to him ..."

Not a great one but the most recent one I have said. Some of the ones from d-day and the ensuing months after I should have kept and made a book of sorts ...

this a funny thread .........