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Iwantmyglasses sure, if you directed them at something. I mean not me, apparently by the kibbles being used, but once unleashed they can be harvested for egokibble exchange.

The other pocket had a kibble for some bright eyes... Isn't that your maiden name, Sassy?

NTV had his diary stolen. He was furious- he wasn't done coloring in it yet.

Oh dear my fellow non victim! Just today I was preparing my own home made kibble. But I consumed all of it for myself and alas, all I have left are bits.

How many bits for a bean?

Okay, I am having a hard time following but are you, NTV, trying to build a colorful jelly bean hill in your back yard again? And you want us to pay for it with bit-kibbles and kidney beans? Or would that be ego-kibbles? As in "I can't believe what a handsome hunk of change you are, NTV?" Those kind of kibbles? See what happens when you cross over the 50 year mark in age? Must be a generational thing.

SadieMae, I'll take that if you don't mind! <grabs and runs>

thatbpguy, acknowledgement I can color? donation accepted!

refuz2bavictim, you're leaving me with kibbles n bits here...

psychmom, yes. my last hill was like only 2 and a part beans. total, not height. Wasn't what I expected. Trying to build on it, ya know? And yes, donation accepted!

NVT and I hang out at the beach together.... NTV and I.... we had lunch together.... NTV and I.... I had the fish.... NTV and I... I asked him if he'd 'pick it up' for me as I lost my wallet.... so he grabbed the plate and held it up.... NTV and I.... (But, yes, finally he paid)

Wait, do you have the goldfish?? Did we eat them? I don't remember!!

I have exchanged a few bitcoin for the Ego-Kibble currency, but I may have gotten screwed on the exchange rate. Apparently one bitcoin is worth half a kibble...stupid DOL fiduciary rule...

On a positive note, Wool94 has expanded his 2017 winter collection to include the Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep, but that does not include the Rocky Mountain Oysters.

I'm not sure how this works - NTV do I need to say NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME LYKE U! U R MAH SOULMATE SHMOOPIE!!!!

Isn't that how you Ego Kibble?

CaptainRogers Yeah, I depleted my bitcoin savings in jelly bean exchange, but they 'lost' the shipment. boy was I mad. you'd think that craiglist would have better shipping. Exapnding winter collection kibble accepted!

JanaGreen That's two kibble in one donation! I'd mail you a goldfish (not the water, just the fish) but I think thatbpguy and I ate them.

[This message edited by Notthevictem at 4:46 PM, August 11th (Friday)]

NTV is one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet! Seriously! You ask how I may have this knowledge? I met a lady one time who knew him. Apparently, NTV had picked her up hitchhiking. Not sure where to take her, NTV ask where she was heading to or how much to charge her. NTV agreed to be allowed to kiss her as fare, but still didn't know where she wanted to go, so again, he asked her. "Oh, NTV", she replied, "kiss me where it smells". So NTV drove her to New Jersey. What a gentleman NTV is!!!

I feel like my bits aren't being accurately calculated into kibble. I am sure that the sum of my bits are at least worth half a gold fish in terms of kibble. But it's fine. If I've not properly contributed, I'll be happy to prepare some fresh kibble tomorrow and offer you what bits I don't consume. Thank you in advacnd for the gold fish of tomorrow.

[This message edited by refuz2bavictim at 4:51 PM, August 11th (Friday)]

thatbpguy, that's a bunch of kibbles right there! If you hadn't already eaten all the fish (it couldn't have been me), I'd mail you some! In fact, I'm mailing you some right now anyway, on account of blackmail.

refuz2bavictim, would you be willing to accept a vacuum sealed used shoe in place of half a goldfish? I mean, the other shoe from the pair has already been shipped, soo....

So one time I took my 2 little bowl fish to NTV and asked if he knew how to make them goldfish. So, NTV took time from spray painting the side of the railroad box car, shook a can of paint, and spray painted my two fish gold. Granted they were floating atop the water in the bowl by the time I got home, but thanks to NTV for turning them into gold fish. What a guy!

See, I already paid you in gold. There was no need to repeat the new jersey story.

Anyone here ever see me write how important it is for things to "make sense" to me? I feel I've fallen into the Ego Kibble Margarita-izer. I'll take mine with salt, a wedge of lime, and of course, a goldfish.

Man, I always thought BP in thatbpguy stood for batting practice. Now don't I feel like an idiot for yelling out during pre-game at Coors Field "Hey! I know you from SI!"

Yes. Just send the sole.