ashesofkali posted 6/24/2020 20:51 PM

I accidentally misspelled "apologize" while typing something for work today. I ended up inventing a fabulous new word that describes my wayward ex (and perhaps yours). Behold...

APOLOJIVE
[noun] those apologies that sound like bullshit, as in "He just threw out some more apolojive."

[verb] the act of giving a bullshit apology, as in "He apolojived for cheating on me."

Happy Wednesday, SI friends. Hope you're all doing well.
– ashes

Chili posted 6/24/2020 21:03 PM

Bawaaaaa!

Laying down the apolojive. This is priceless. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off.

Apolojives (noun) - nonsense uttered by turkeys who actually think they are smart and can fast talk their way out of the shit.

Shuckin' (verb) - what to start doing when an apolojive is rejected. (or to remove the husk from corn).

[This message edited by Chili at 9:04 PM, June 24th (Wednesday)]

crazyblindsided posted 6/24/2020 21:12 PM

I am sitting here crying laughing this is truly the unremorseful WS apology. Hands down!

EllieKMAS posted 6/24/2020 21:15 PM

This belongs in The dictionary... No not THAT dictionary, the womenz dictionary!! Love it!!

EllieKMAS posted 6/24/2020 21:16 PM

This belongs in The dictionary... No not THAT dictionary, the womenz dictionary!! Love it!!

Bleu posted 6/24/2020 21:43 PM

I'm appropriating this. Love it.

Justsomeguy posted 6/25/2020 09:31 AM

Awesome word! I made up a new word after I decided to D and date again. It was sexcellent. No explanation necessary I think.

Chaos posted 6/25/2020 09:37 AM

I fucking love this word. You made my entire day!

3greatkids posted 6/26/2020 05:39 AM

Best new word ever. I am beyond sick of the constant apolojiving!

TheLostOne2020 posted 6/26/2020 06:56 AM

I accidentally misspelled "apologize" while typing something for work today. I ended up inventing a fabulous new word that describes my wayward ex (and perhaps yours). Behold...
APOLOJIVE
[noun] those apologies that sound like bullshit, as in "He just threw out some more apolojive."

[verb] the act of giving a bullshit apology, as in "He apolojived for cheating on me."

That is so fitting and fantastic.

Justsomeguy posted 6/28/2020 17:51 PM

Please, please, please start a new thread so we can hear other members' words. I think you started something.

fareast posted 6/28/2020 18:54 PM

Apolojive is so spot on.

I’ve always liked blamesphemy: profane utterances blaming your spouse for your own contempt and lack of reverence for your marriage vows.

EllieKMAS posted 6/29/2020 10:33 AM

JSG - if you look at my profile you can see the dictionary the womenz group has started compiling. I am always looking for new entries

J707 posted 6/29/2020 11:43 AM

My ex is a fuckwart who suffers from shamenesia that tried to apolojive. About sums her up