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Divorce/Separation :
"apolojive"

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 ashesofkali (original poster member #56327) posted at 2:51 AM on Thursday, June 25th, 2020

I accidentally misspelled "apologize" while typing something for work today. I ended up inventing a fabulous new word that describes my wayward ex (and perhaps yours). Behold...

APOLOJIVE

[noun] those apologies that sound like bullshit, as in "He just threw out some more apolojive."

[verb] the act of giving a bullshit apology, as in "He apolojived for cheating on me."

Happy Wednesday, SI friends. Hope you're all doing well.

– ashes

Me: 54yo former BW, divorced, no kids

Him: Deleted

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Chili ( member #35503) posted at 3:03 AM on Thursday, June 25th, 2020

Bawaaaaa!

Laying down the apolojive. This is priceless. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off.

Apolojives (noun) - nonsense uttered by turkeys who actually think they are smart and can fast talk their way out of the shit.

Shuckin' (verb) - what to start doing when an apolojive is rejected. (or to remove the husk from corn).

[This message edited by Chili at 9:04 PM, June 24th (Wednesday)]

2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Took off flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett

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crazyblindsided ( member #35215) posted at 3:12 AM on Thursday, June 25th, 2020

I am sitting here crying laughing this is truly the unremorseful WS apology. Hands down!

fBS/fWS(me):52 Mad-hattered after DD (2008)
XWS:55 Serial Cheater, Diagnosed NPD
DD(22) DS(19)
XWS cheated the entire M spanning 19 years
Discovered D-Days 2006,2008,2012, False R 2014
Separated 9/2019; Divorced 8/2024

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EllieKMAS ( member #68900) posted at 3:15 AM on Thursday, June 25th, 2020

This belongs in The dictionary... No not THAT dictionary, the womenz dictionary!! Love it!!

"No, it's you mothafucka, here's a list of reasons why." – Iliza Schlesinger

"The love that you lost isn't worth what it cost and in time you'll be glad that it's gone." – Linkin Park

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EllieKMAS ( member #68900) posted at 3:16 AM on Thursday, June 25th, 2020

This belongs in The dictionary... No not THAT dictionary, the womenz dictionary!! Love it!!

"No, it's you mothafucka, here's a list of reasons why." – Iliza Schlesinger

"The love that you lost isn't worth what it cost and in time you'll be glad that it's gone." – Linkin Park

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Bleu ( member #14243) posted at 3:43 AM on Thursday, June 25th, 2020

I'm appropriating this. Love it.

BS (Me) - 42
WS (It) - 42

Coupled in 1998
DD#1 - 2002
DD#2 - 2003
Married in 2010
DD#3 - 2012
And many more . . .

Divorcing

Two gorgeous, funny and fun little kids

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Justsomeguy ( member #65583) posted at 3:31 PM on Thursday, June 25th, 2020

Awesome word! I made up a new word after I decided to D and date again. It was sexcellent. No explanation necessary I think.

I'm an oulier in my positions.

Me:57 STBXWW:55 DD#1: false confession of EA Dec. 2016. False R for a year.DD#2: confessed to year long PA Dec. 2 2017 (was about to be outed)Called it off and filed. Denied having an affair in court papers.

Divorced

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Chaos ( member #61031) posted at 3:37 PM on Thursday, June 25th, 2020

I fucking love this word. You made my entire day!

BS-me/WH-4.5yrLTA Married 2+ decades-2 adult children. Multiple DDays w/same LAP until I told OBS 2018- Cease & Desist sent spring 2021 "Hello–My name is Chaos–You f***ed my husband-Prepare to Die!"

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3greatkids ( member #69847) posted at 11:39 AM on Friday, June 26th, 2020

Best new word ever. I am beyond sick of the constant apolojiving!

You can’t get blood from a turnip...or remorse from a narcissist.

A lifetime of betrayals, not “just” 5.

I know my worth.

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TheLostOne2020 ( member #72463) posted at 12:56 PM on Friday, June 26th, 2020

I accidentally misspelled "apologize" while typing something for work today. I ended up inventing a fabulous new word that describes my wayward ex (and perhaps yours). Behold...

APOLOJIVE

[noun] those apologies that sound like bullshit, as in "He just threw out some more apolojive."

[verb] the act of giving a bullshit apology, as in "He apolojived for cheating on me."

That is so fitting and fantastic.

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Justsomeguy ( member #65583) posted at 11:51 PM on Sunday, June 28th, 2020

Please, please, please start a new thread so we can hear other members' words. I think you started something.

I'm an oulier in my positions.

Me:57 STBXWW:55 DD#1: false confession of EA Dec. 2016. False R for a year.DD#2: confessed to year long PA Dec. 2 2017 (was about to be outed)Called it off and filed. Denied having an affair in court papers.

Divorced

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fareast ( Moderator #61555) posted at 12:54 AM on Monday, June 29th, 2020

Apolojive is so spot on.

I’ve always liked blamesphemy: profane utterances blaming your spouse for your own contempt and lack of reverence for your marriage vows.

Never bother with things in your rearview mirror. Your best days are on the road in front of you.

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EllieKMAS ( member #68900) posted at 4:33 PM on Monday, June 29th, 2020

JSG - if you look at my profile you can see the dictionary the womenz group has started compiling. I am always looking for new entries

"No, it's you mothafucka, here's a list of reasons why." – Iliza Schlesinger

"The love that you lost isn't worth what it cost and in time you'll be glad that it's gone." – Linkin Park

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J707 ( member #63778) posted at 5:43 PM on Monday, June 29th, 2020

My ex is a fuckwart who suffers from shamenesia that tried to apolojive. About sums her up

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