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willowiris ( member #5372) posted at 2:48 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

OMG...."I'm lactose intolerant!"

D-day 09/2004
Filed for divorce 9/2006

We accept the love we think we deserve. "The Perks of Being a Wallflower."

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betrayedandnumb ( member #24903) posted at 2:49 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Bwwaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa! I had to laugh even harder because MOW doesn't cook. ROFL.

BW- me
FWH-him
3/28/09 The day he started skiing down the slippery slope
4/26/09 The day it turned PA
Dday #1 7/13/09, #2 7/16/09, #3 10/23/09, Major setback- 8/13/10
In R

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miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 2:50 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! You included the smoochie on the Italian sausage!

And the farting!

Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16

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ray-ray ( member #29940) posted at 2:52 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

" My wife is mean." Classic.

So many roads

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Bobbi_sue ( member #10347) posted at 3:01 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

I have not laughed this hard in a very long time! That was hilarious.

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wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 3:16 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Stop!! I can't take these!!

"I have to hire a lawyer can I have $8,000 you're schmoopie"



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tlartclark ( member #24443) posted at 3:18 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

thanks, that was hysterical!

Me - BW - divorced, recovered and happy
Him - who cares
2 amazing sons
D-day 6/2008
Divorced 1/5/11
Sometimes the path of least resistance just makes the road longer.
Sometimes you have to head straight on into the pain to come out the other side

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damncutekitty ( member #5929) posted at 3:31 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

OMG the 2nd one is even better!!!!

12/18/15 found out my now EX boyfriend was trolling CL for underage girls. From the cops. The fun never stops.

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inconnu ( member #24518) posted at 3:48 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

omg! the 2nd one is hysterical too.

There is no joy without gratitude. - Brené Brown

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BelieveThis ( member #5124) posted at 3:52 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Way to funny!!!!! I love the farts!!!!!!!!!!

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Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 3:54 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

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 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 3:55 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

I have uploaded to youtube

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

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Paperclip ( member #27192) posted at 4:22 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Thank you! This is the hardest I've laughed in a lonnnngggg time! I think this could be a very good therapeutic tool!

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Dazed In Dixie ( member #21178) posted at 4:23 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

"I'm afraid you fart at night"

Tears literally rolling down my cheeks...

This is classic...

1-26-10 DIVORCED FINALLY
"Infidelity is like cat pee in carpet. And no matter how hard they try, an affair couple will never ever get that stink out. It will always follow them." -DCK

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woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 4:37 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Marzipan!!! You're killing me!

"Did I mention my house belongs to her?"

OMG. The farting!!

In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson

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stefanie ( member #21139) posted at 4:44 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Thanks for a great laugh. I wish we could post this for the whole world to see what cheaters are about.

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Helen of Troy ( member #26419) posted at 4:54 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

"I have to hire a lawyer can I have $8,000 you're schmoopie"

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whatdoto ( member #28555) posted at 4:57 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Oh My! Now that is funny!

Thanks for the laugh today!

"If your ideal image of yourself is in the future, it's going to stay there".

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Afraid2LoveAgain ( member #11185) posted at 5:55 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Marzipan, you are hilarious! I have two friends who were also BWs.

Is it ok to send then the link?

The 2nd one is funnier than the 1st and the 1st one made my sides sore from laughing.

BW -- 58
Divorced 2001
Re-married 2014--on what would have been our 35th anniversary

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cryingdaily ( member #7276) posted at 6:05 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

And to be able to watch them one right after the other.....

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