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That's why I'm giving them away!

116 ego kibbles!! I repeat, 116 ego kibbles.

That's wayyyyy more then you got last time!!!

I'd like to send a special shout out to Madoldbat for her fly by drop off of 100 kibbles. So generous.

Pstt, I think she likes you notthevictem!! Bet you could weasle a few more kibbles out of her before this drive is done.

Plus she's a bat. Might be able to weasle immortality as a bonus.

[This message edited by 4kids at 7:53 PM, August 11th (Friday)]

Naw, I've tried to get the immortality thing from her already. She simply will not share.

Although, I admit that I should have asked her a little better. "come on, MOB, can I have some? just a little! A little bit of immortality is all I need. Please? PLLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE!!!! I need it. Give it to me NOW!!"

...yeah, might should have had a different approach.

If only I had the first clue all this is about!

I could have really used this today --- if I had the first clue.

Old age sucks!

sending 'walker for the elderly' mojo

I'll second that.

I fear it may be a slow night for collecting ego kibbles. You know si is slow on the weekends.

What fool thought it was a good idea to start the drive on a Friday night? People have lives, you know?

Well, I don't have a life, but others do.

Where's wool and adlam? Thatbpguy is likely looking for his clock.

Whatsright. I'll guide you. Tell notthevictem something nice. Something that is bull, but nice

no life and no soul and no sole. just my luck

no life and no soul and no sole. just my luck

Then have the gold fish.

I am currently at page four now but the following stuck out to me and I had to reply asap.

And last but not least, if you've ever given rat traps as gifts, you might be NTV.

I actually did receive a rat trap as a birthday gift from my high-school girlfriends as a joke....It was renamed "The Man Trap".

Also...How can you be short of goldfish? Really? Someone already posted a pic before I got to this thread but here's a funny gold fish story. WH was going to do the shopping for the house. I made him a list. Having quite a few animals that EAT FISH you would have thought that my listed "goldfish" would have been actual FEEDERS.... Nope! He came home with goldfish CRACKERS. I had to go back out the next day to get the actual fish so our turtles and caiman wouldn't be angry...

As for ego kibbles....Will doggie kibbles work? The dogs won't be happy if I ship their food to you but they can always eat fish lol.

NTV always makes me smile. When I see him post I need to read what he posted.

So....Do I qualify for something?

NTV always makes me smile. When I see him post I need to read what he posted

Ego-kibble donation accepted! But sorry dragonheart, it looks like you've just partitioned one kibble into two sentences. I need a second opinion.

4Kids and thatbpguy, what are your votes?

2 KIBBLES. The woman's amazing. It sounded so authentic that I almost puked.

Dragnheart gets 2 goldfish for her fish eating critters in my oppinion.

Hmmmm. Ok fine.

Your flatulence is the thing monuments are made of it's thick enough to mold.

Yay!!! Two goldfish. I'm so happy.

Shipping now. FartEx Overnight.

That's 2 more kibbles right there for dragnheart. Make that 2+2 gold fish shipped notthevictem.

By the way, 2+2=4. If you were not aware.

I'm pretty good with everything up to 4. After 4 is where I draw the line.

On page one..I thought I was getting a real goldfish. Not goldfish crackers...those are lame. I wanted a goldfish - like a pet. I want my ego kibbles back.

[This message edited by sassylee at 8:37 PM, August 11th (Friday)]