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Fish like kibbles?

Never knew that.

Captainrogers, what is a bass-o-matic?

Forged1.

I'm scared. Are you a tootsie roll devouring zombie?

I'm not paid for this.

Wait. Shit. People are getting paid?

In Tootsie Rolls and ego kibbles and stuff?

Wait.

Waitwaitwaitwait.

This is another bloody NTV Ponzi scheme, isn't it?

Has he mentioned jelly beans? I bet he has.

Actually, my only pay is in ego kibbles. Anyone else got any?

It's a Friday night and you are all out living life. 😊

I'll come by tomorrow for my pay. It's after 1:00 in the morning here in Canada.

Goodnight.

Wool! You better be here tomorrow. Adlam, do what you please cause I love you. 😙 you are the best.

Forged. You know he has. 😉😊😊😊😊😊

Oh, so it's the old jelly beans-for-ego kibbles caper again, is it?

Right. That's it. Imma have his house clamped.

Oh. Please do. He lives in Florida. I'm not sure where but, it's somewhere in the state of Florida.

Still, ego kibbles would be required to post here.

Pretend that you are not disgusted by notthevictem and send an ego kibble our way. 😊

Pretend that you are not disgusted by notthevictem

....I.... I.... uh.... I'm right here.

Notthevictem, I, I did not see you there.

...that's okay....

I'm not gonna get paid, am I? 😣

If I had money, I'd just go buy jelly beans, wouldn't I?

I mean it might defeat the moral and ethical drive to prove that ego-kibbles might at some point actually be worth a hill of beans.

But at the same time, I'd accomplish be able to complete my backyard modern art project a lot faster.

Good thing I don't have money or it might be a quandary.

I've got a bag of Smokey Bacon Flavored Super Jumbo Ego Kibbles that you can have.

I went for a smoke out the back of a thread in [Forum Name Redacted] and was scoping out the Wiccan convention at the Holiday Inn across the road when this dude rolled my way in a beat-up van with "Free Hugs and Puppies" painted on the side of it. He gave me the bag and asked if I wanted to go in the van. I didn't want go in the van and so I said some bad words to him and he went away. I still have the bag of ego kibbles, though. You can have them if you like.

[This message edited by Forged1 at 11:36 PM, August 11th (Friday)]

I am not certain I believe you when you say you didn't get in the van.

I'm pretty sure I didn't on account of his van saying nothing about "Free Tootsie Rolls".

I was under the impression you engaged in a soul-for-tootsie roll exchange at one point....

Oooooo. Forged. You gonna let notthevictem do you like that?

I'm pretty sure that we agreed that you weren't going to talk about that and I wasn't going to talk about your last jelly bean scheme with those nice Amish people.

And don't you dare start that "My pockets feel weird!!!!" thing again. You're always doing that and you know it draws attention.

And Amish people.

I just knew that tootsie roll argument was going to roll over to the new ego kibbles thread. Aghh!!

I suggest that you both purchase or look up the pdf on Google of the book "How to help your posting nemesis heal from your tootsie roll denial"

Peace out chickies. 😘❤✌✌✌✌✌