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h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 3:43 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Yeeessss. Now send us an ego kibble like, 'oh you florida man. How amazing you are even though you are the product of inbreeding. I think you are amazing and deserve so much better then a wife who holds your first cousin parentage against you.
Sananman ( member #48513) posted at 3:44 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
I have an email from a Nigerian Prince saying if I send a small deposit of ego kibbles to home now, I can get millions of kibbles in the future. Should I do it? I'll share with everyone else...
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 3:47 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
does he have a walmart email address? If so, I need to have words with my kibble broker....
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 3:48 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
DO IT. SELL YOUR SELF FOR THE EGO KIBBLES!!!
WE ARE DYING OUT HERE
h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 4:04 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
The next five callers get to spin the WHEEL OF FISH!!!! CALL NOW!!!
WowItsReallyReal ( member #46075) posted at 4:05 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Since you're running low due to gassed goldfish, you could always consider the tasty Swedish fish, as an alternative.
*BONUS!
They ship better sans water.
Also, they harken back to the jelly beans of yore.
Hopefully the ants won't be an issue this time around.
Big kibbles to all who made me smile tonight!😁
[This message edited by WowItsReallyReal at 10:16 PM, August 11th (Friday)]
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 4:11 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
WowItsReallyReal, the ego kibbles donated! Dead goldfish are now in the mail!
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 4:14 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Hopeless. 😚
YOU are sooooo very creative. I think u should be hired as the creative director of this thread.
Now, it doesn't pay anything. But thatbpguy got a seafood dinner and margaritas.
That's something
WowItsReallyReal ( member #46075) posted at 4:15 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Wait, I thought h0peless was promising the wheel of fish...
h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 4:16 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
YOU are sooooo very creative. I think u should be hired as the creative director of this thread.
But... Can I still be the Janitor too?
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 4:19 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
YOU are sooooo very creative. I think u should be hired as the creative director of this thread.
Two kibble donation noted! twice stinky dead fish in the mail.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 4:20 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
With your warped mind notthevictem would be delusional to not see the greater potential for you and offer you both jobs.
But are you certain? It would likely require the picking up of feces. And there is no funds in the budget for gloves
JanaGreen ( member #29341) posted at 4:23 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
I once went to a birthday party with my daughter. It was circus theme. They had a bunch of games. They gave the kids live fucking goldfish as prizes. In ziploc bags. Which meant I had to haul my heavily pregnant self, my pre-kindergarten kiddo, and those two damn fish to petsmart, where I proceeded to spend fifty bucks on goldfish stuff for her new pets. Which died three days later.
So I changed my mind. I want the crackers. 
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 4:25 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
So I changed my mind. I want the crackers
sorry crackers are gone, and goldfish are already in the mail. the good news is now you have more dead goldfish to restock you water zoo.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 4:26 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Just don't take my mop.
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4kids ( member #57436) posted at 4:27 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Shite janagreen. These do all go all out for my pre kindergarten mom's have no sense in think.
Plus you bought her kid a gift! Damn. Some people!!
50 bucks? Steep
Forged1 ( member #43418) posted at 4:31 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Don't want ego kibbles. Want a Tootsie Roll.
Me: Former BH
Divorced Q2 2015
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At this stage, I'm pretty much bulletproof.
Do no harm. But take no shit.
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 4:33 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Oooooo. I remember the tootsie roll dilemma from the last ego kibbles drive. Oooooo.
Forged1 ( member #43418) posted at 4:48 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Me: Former BH
Divorced Q2 2015
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At this stage, I'm pretty much bulletproof.
Do no harm. But take no shit.
CaptainRogers ( member #57127) posted at 4:50 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
All this talk about kibbles and fish reminds me...I could really use a Super Bass-o-Matic.
[This message edited by CaptainRogers at 10:52 PM, August 11th (Friday)]
BS: 42 on D-day
WW: 43 on D-day
Together since '89; still working on what tomorrow will bring.
D-Day v1.0: Jan '17; EA
D-day v2.0: Mar '18; no, it was physical
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