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wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 2:19 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
You are batshit crazy is another fav.
Those cute little creatures coupled with the emotionless voices and the b.s. they spew is priceless!!!
BetsyBG ( member #13920) posted at 3:06 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Bwa! "If my wife made meatloaf, none of this would have happened."
"Your wife is mean. That's cheese abuse."
"I will go over and tell her just as soon as we have sex."
"Will you do my laundry now?"
I'm gasping for breath--so funny!
BW-49
STBX-49
together 33 years, married 24
most recent D-day 5/26/10
separated 12/5/10
financially-motivated UN-separation to come mid-January, 2011
trying to R, or at least happily coexist
shattered123 ( member #27843) posted at 3:30 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Marzipan,
If I were a man, you would be the woman of my dreams! I love you! This stuff is fabulous, has me actually laughing hysterically. Keep it up please!
mom of 2 ( member #11214) posted at 3:42 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Me: BW
Divorced after 23 years of M thanks to XH's truth trickle.
Status: Recovering and healing. It's going to be a long hard road.
Update November 2013: It only took seven years but I finally turned a corner. :)
notasaint ( member #28465) posted at 4:18 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Almost pissed my pants listening to them all. GENIUS!
Me - BW 36
Him - FWH 38 SLA (newlywednupset)
M < 1 year
D-days 8/2009 and 4/2010 TT to 10/2010
3 OW over the course of 2 years, all older, one married.
* My husband was in an open relationship from day one, he just failed to tell ME this.*
Crushed1 ( member #6449) posted at 6:30 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Marzipan, just wondering, is there a Part IV on the way? 
I've watched them all about 8 times now!
I was doing the breakfast dishes and snippets just popped into my mind and I started lmao again!
"she hacked my phone and yelled at me"
"your wife is mean".
There are so many noteworthy lines it's hard to pick one that's funnier than the others, they are all worthy.
~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
~STRENGTH~PEACE~HOPE~FAITH
wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 6:34 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
I have been talking like them too - I'm seriously losing it!
Some chick called my office phone and was such a bitch; after hanging up, I say, "you're batshit crazy" in that dead voice! 
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 6:35 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Marzipan, just wondering, is there a Part IV on the way?
LOL. Yes. You missed it by mere minutes. Check back now.
MORE TROUBLE IN PARADISE 
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 6:39 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Helen of Troy ( member #26419) posted at 7:12 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
@ wbn!
I keep saying "your wife is mean" in flat emotion.
I keep laughing "I will text you during dinner. It will be her fault she made you eat dinner."
bbee ( member #17840) posted at 7:28 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Hamlet, Act I, Scene 3
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
All's Well That Ends Well, Act I, Scene 1
anotherOctober ( member #29794) posted at 7:36 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
This is the best!!! Thank you so much for the laughs.
I should have made meatloaf and lock up the paper clips, so much good advice
h0ppy ( member #24581) posted at 7:56 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
I laughed til I cried!!!
Before watching those movies I was having a bad day!!!
Thanks and keep them coming!!!
gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 8:01 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Classic ! LMAO !
She has everything you don't....
Now 3 yrs later, thank goodness I don't.
gma
BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
Crushed1 ( member #6449) posted at 8:34 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
"I should call your house and hang up on her, it will show her I'm not afraid of her".
You know, I bet these psychos really think they're proving something! skanky bombarded me with about 8 hangup phone calls a day over a three month period! And that does prove that she IS batshit crazy!!! But she was well on her way to driving me there myself, till I put a tracer on the phone and threatened her with jail time! The calls stopped quite suddenly.
Sorry for t/j, but this was close to home...
~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
~STRENGTH~PEACE~HOPE~FAITH
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 8:45 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
I am so going back tonight to see these again... I actually walked around the apartment this morning saying "my dick is perfect" many times, giggling hysterically each time.
It's a damn good thing I live alone.
[This message edited by FaithFool at 10:30 PM, October 29th (Friday)]
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
ZenMumWalking ( member #25341) posted at 8:50 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Me (BS), Him (WH): late-50's
3 DS: 26, 25, 22
M: 30+ (19 1/2 at Dday)
Dday: Dec 2008
Wanted R, not gonna happen (in permanent S)
Used to be DeadMumWalking, doing better now
wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 8:53 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
SierraGrace ( member #24259) posted at 8:58 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Started calling one of my cats "schmoopie" last night. OMG....addictive!
BSO(me): 60-ish! How did THAT happen? Was only 50-ish when I first joined in 2009!
Mom to rescued fur-kids
Formerly joined due to awful WSO and took a long @ss time to work my way out of that, but finally did January 2022
miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 9:21 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
And another one! I'm addicted to your movies.
I have to ask where "soulmate schmoopies" came from. Did you make it up or did someone really say that because it's just perfect!
Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16
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