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Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 8:14 PM on Friday, May 31st, 2013
Jim Gaffigan!!
Yes! Love the Hot Pockets.
I think my favorite are his cake jokes. 
"If you eat a whole pizza, people are like, ‘Boy, you were hungry.' You eat a whole cake people are like, ‘You got a problem.'"
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 8:18 PM on Friday, May 31st, 2013
Ron White.
"I had the right to remain silent. But I did not have the ability."
"He told me to stand on one foot and count to ten. I got all the way to 'wuh-'"
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
Tred ( member #34086) posted at 8:25 PM on Friday, May 31st, 2013
Ron White and Daniel Tosh - both are hilarious!
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch
Married: 27 years (14 @JFO) D-Day: 11/09/11"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
Lionne ( member #25560) posted at 3:17 AM on Sunday, June 2nd, 2013
Kathleen Madigan. Saw her in person. She's hysterical. I also love the storytelling of Jeanne Robertson. Her story about bungee jumping just too funny. And Demetri Martin...thought he was related to the other Martin, but apparently not.
And the redneck jokes of Jeff Foxworthy make me giggle.
Me-BS-71 in May HIM-SAFWH-74 I just wanted a normal life.Normal trauma would have been appreciated.
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