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GabyBaby ( member #26928) posted at 2:28 AM on Monday, June 23rd, 2014
A wall. I'm good! 
Me - late 40s
DD(27), DS(24, PDD-NOS)
WH#2 (SorryinSac)- Killed himself (May 2015) in our home 6 days after being served divorce docs.
XWH #1 - legally married 18yrs. 12+ OW (that I know of).
I edit often for clarity/typos.
sad12008 ( member #18179) posted at 2:56 AM on Monday, June 23rd, 2014
A FedEx box. I'm S.O.L. (I'll just put it over my head so I don't see them coming...)
You can't fill a cup with no bottom.
gettherefromhere ( member #22932) posted at 4:30 AM on Monday, June 23rd, 2014
Another pillow here. Maybe we can smother some of them.
jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 4:37 AM on Monday, June 23rd, 2014
FWSO?
I guess I'd have to say his computer. Don't know if that's helpful!!!
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 6:05 AM on Monday, June 23rd, 2014
Gold Bond ultimate softening with Shea Butter Lotion...
I can appeal to their need for skin care?
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
sadcat ( member #8637) posted at 11:44 AM on Monday, June 23rd, 2014
A fork! I lucked out!
Never let your fear decide your fate.....AWOLNATION
If this isn't what I consider soulmate crap, I don't know what is.
welcome14 ( member #26741) posted at 6:15 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
A three hole punch. I'm done for....none of their body parts would fit into it...
Bs- me
Someone I used to know- Him
Nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home- nikki sixx
I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
Lola2kids ( member #32789) posted at 6:22 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
My travel coffee mug.
It's stainless steel so might pack a punch as a club.
I think I'm good.
BS: (Me) 48
Kids: twins DD(11)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved an ocean away June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 6:38 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
My coffee cup 
. DD wins though.. the only thing to her left right now is ME.
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
Crescita ( member #32616) posted at 6:48 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
File folders and a bic pen. I guess I can throw all the papers in the air to distract them and stab them with the pen if they get too close.
“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning
Lyonesse ( member #32943) posted at 7:01 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
Maybe we can frustrate them to death by asking them to make a starburst bracelet.
To my left: a metal file divider. Very heavy - I can hit the zombie and then slice him with the dividers.
But first I have to take all the papers out; they are so nicely organized.
tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 7:10 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
Um, a stress ball, a stethoscope, and a file folder.
I lose.
Me: FBSHim: FWSKids: 23 & 27 Married for 32 years now, was 16 at the time.D-Day Sept 26 2008R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
Rebreather ( member #30817) posted at 7:16 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
my iPhone. Unless I can use this pen and jam it in their eye hole.
Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Rec'd.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 7:29 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
A pillow. It's going to be one heck of a pillow fight.
theroadahead ( member #43334) posted at 8:35 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
Garden hose (I'm outside)
I guess I'll be able to blast them with cold water.
Me: BW(46)
Him: WH (46)
D-Day #1 March 2002- 1 year EA then 4 month PA with co worker
D-Day #2 March 2012 - EA with different co-worker
It's funny how sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for,are the ones behind the trigger.
Wayflost ( member #41583) posted at 10:49 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
Bic pen, Mario star stress ball, earbuds in my Ipad, mason jar, and a maple candy.
I think this means either I'll be fine when the Zombies come, or I need to clean off my desk.
"Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly."
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 10:59 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
Remote control.
I think I'm doomed. 
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
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