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No fleas on the cats as far as I can tell but they're barn cats so who knows what kind of crazy they've got! Shipping all at once promises to be a good time for anyone not opening the box!

It's wild berry season here, so today's donations will be put into a drawing and one lucky winner gets their choice of huckleberry jam or pie! Gotta save the rest for the cathartic road trip or 4Kids will have my head!

You are sooooo very right, adlam.

Well I guess I slept in for this little party. Wow, who needs Jerry Lewis when NTV is hosting a Ego-thon?!

I have pregnant cats, just born kittens, and what's even MORE is I actually have a plethora of newborn peacocks and pea-hens! If a the presence of a peacock and its progeny isn't good bribe-age for Ego kibbles, then what on earth is? They practically manufacture the stuff right out of their backsides, and without the "passing" nature of aviary flatulence--although they do have to shake their tail feathers a mite when they lay their kibble eggs! Even King Solomon was somewhat sated by peacocks and apes or so it is said at least. But here's my ante for the privilege of playing this game: NTV, here ya go, man----------- . There. There it is. I almost NEVER send or use emoji's. But I did it for YOU and for the nobility of this here thread of boosting your morale.

Now if you'll do a spend one, get one free (rebate) deal, maybe I'll even mix it up with a heavy dose of sincerity next time. But seriously, dude you sure do care enough, I honestly have to give you that--even if I do have an aversion to potty humor.

As for the itchy creatures who bite, there is only one lady tough enough for the job I would think. It could only be handled by dragnheart.

What do you think wool? Dragnheart could pull off the job you think?

Ok so ya all know I'm badass and all but I would rather go downstairs and take out our gator for a bedtime kiss than deal with fleas!!! I despise fleas!!! Hate fleas...And ticks. And mosquitos, and flies....

Love tarantulas and praying Mantis but the fleas can just all die!

Going to go watch the meteor shower now

Will add more kibbles tomorrow.

Oh I want Peacocks!!!

I need this thread tonight. I took my baby girl(beagle) to the vet. The puppies were dead and we couldn't afford $1200 for the c section. We had to put her down. She was truly MY baby.

My children are devastated as well.

[This message edited by Wool94 at 10:35 PM, August 12th (Saturday)]

Dang, Wool. So sorry about that.

(((Wool94)))

I am SO sorry !! That's an awful loss x

I'm sorry Wool. What a hard day and I'm sorry for your loss.

Seeing as there is 6 minutes mst before this drive is over and the Canadian crew needs added representation, I'll vouch for several ketchup flavoured ego kibbles. My favourite being in the form of "I normally don't ever come within 10 feet of that activity but in the name of demonstrating how much better I match with you than your wife I'm all over that shit like a ketchup flavoured cock in my rectum."

Nearly killed 'em!

On the upside, Tess just donated ketchup flavored cock ego kibbles!

You should be receiving your dead goldfish in the mail within 6 to 10 weeks.

Plus since you decided to act now, for no extra cost to you (minus shipping and handling $372),We're throwing in Ntv fart scented scratch and sniff stickers!

But wait there's more, you'll also receive, not one but two sets of stickers, minus shipping and handling of course ($372)!

Donate today!

Who authorized a the scratch and sniff? That was still in beta testing! They are highly flammable and function better than chloroform, but might cause seizures.

Wool, you haven't sent any of these out yet, have you????

Well, besides the one to Tess. Tess survived worse, that'll only entertain her for like 30 secs.

(((Wool94))) (((Wools wife and children)))

Lines are open for your ego kibbles donations!!!

And since we have been topped off with SUCH GENEROUS donations from the likes of booger bear and tessthemess and others, I'm gonna go tally up our numbers now.

DONATE! DONATE! DONATE!

Here's a donation for you! Think that there might be some folks on this thread that would donate excessive kibbles for your pile for this!

Scary Skan. You are so very wise.

Ego kibbles made while under the influence of a substance are likely even more ego kibbly to the one receiving it.

❤😊😉😄

I hope my math is right!!! WOW!! EGO KIBBLES DONATIONS HAVE REACHED 214.

most came from earthangel this time around.

And boogerbear has one kibble on hold for later so I didnt count that one. 😊❤❤❤

Keep them coming. Notthevictem is well on his way to building his 'ego kibbles amounts to a hill of beans' back yard monument.

I have no idea what is going on - but this is funny and I'm bored.

Still waiting on proof that my other kibble deserves to be given ...

The proof is in the.... YOU WILL GET NO PROOF!!!!

Oh boogerbear. I, I mean notthevictem deserves it.

But no one posts gifs like you do in my oppinion. Well, maybe wool94 does, but you are right up there in gifs like he does.

You posted a gif the other day on my thread and it just was the cutest thing. I loved it. You are so generous to make sure you give us a lift in our day.

You are the coolest 😊😊😊😊

Now where's the gif and that ego kibble you are hoarding?😉

In the pudding maybe ??? Psh .....

No proof no kibble - Ego kibbles are given for ego I assume - I see no ego