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Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 3:47 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
You thought it was ego-kibbles?
Didn't read the employment agreement did you?
Chapter 16, subpart F.3.a.(73).(c) [...]"all compensation aforementioned shall be converted into the equivalent in flatulence and delivered over the course of EMPLOYEE's lifetime in equidistant measurements. Any further addition of compensation or additional negotiated compensation shall be added to the sum total at the time earned. EMPLOYEE can, at any time, request the lump-sum payment of flatulence owed, but EMPLOYER reserves the right to determine the date AND time of payment within a calendar year of such request."
[This message edited by Notthevictem at 9:57 AM, August 12th (Saturday)]
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 3:57 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 3:59 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
We'll talk about the payment plan after we've tallied the hours you've clocked. Then we can discount volume, as the volume of flatulence will dictate how often you're paid.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 4:00 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
We are at 137 ego kibbles. I repeat, 137 strokes of someones fragile ego.
WAY TO GO SI 😊 KEEP THEM COMING!!!
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 4:00 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
See how hard I'm working?
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 4:05 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
I think I'm in need of some ego kibbles. Not trading them in for jelly beans though. Walmart is to far a drive for me. I'll be happy if I can get them traded for glitter. Christmas IS coming ya know (and the twins dumped all my glitter reserves... 
)
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 4:13 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Dragonheart, this is MY ego-kibble fund drive. You want kibbles, start your own!!!
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 4:15 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Dragonheart, this is MY ego-kibble fund drive. You want kibbles, start your own!!!
*Pout! Ok ok heading for the SI dungeon. Bad Dragn for trying to steal NTV's ego kibbles.
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 4:17 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
That's alright, I think I have some dirty underwear I can shake out to gather some no-so-shiny brown glitter. if you'd like to make an ego kibble donation right now, maybe we can trade?
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 5:03 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
I'll pass on the brown glitter. I'm partial to purple.
Your farts Smell like roses. Is that good?
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 5:06 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
One kibble added! Thank you for your donation!
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
Loukas ( member #47354) posted at 5:13 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
If I could be anyone, I'd want to be you, NTV! But only for a day, the awesomeness contained within you is more than I can handle for any longer than that!
Wool94 ( member #53300) posted at 5:15 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Wool has not left the building. I repeat Wool has not left the building.
I got busy counting the ego-kibbles, then my A.D.O.K. kicked in. Adult Deficit Oh...Kitty....
1...2...Squirrel
My Dog is in labor and I'm hoping to deliver some ego kibbles shortly. Are they acceptable?
[This message edited by Wool94 at 11:15 AM, August 12th (Saturday)]
D-Day #1: April 7, 2016
D-Day #2: May 21, 2016
D-Day #3: June 7, 2016
Me: 1975
Her:WW (amn8r) 1981
Son 2006
Daughter 2009
"God not only loves you, but He actually likes you. "-Stephen Hooks
"My faith is mine now."
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 5:24 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Oh wool!!! Your gonna be a fur daddy!!
Congratulations. Your such a good father and provider and martial artist. Sigh.
(There's some kibbles for you to count 😉
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 5:30 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Loukas. That's how to throw out an ego kibble! Way to step up.
Got any more?
Wool needs all the payments of ego kibbles he can get. He's about to become a fur daddy to God knows how many puppies.
Bless him and his wife.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 6:12 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Why does Wool get ego kibbles but I can't have any....Pouting here...In my igloo as a polar bear walks by...
Ok just gonna say I edit cause I hate my phone!
[This message edited by DragnHeart at 12:14 PM, August 12th (Saturday)]
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Wool94 ( member #53300) posted at 6:36 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
D-Day #1: April 7, 2016
D-Day #2: May 21, 2016
D-Day #3: June 7, 2016
Me: 1975
Her:WW (amn8r) 1981
Son 2006
Daughter 2009
"God not only loves you, but He actually likes you. "-Stephen Hooks
"My faith is mine now."
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 6:41 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
All kibble transactions on this thread are donations to my fund. Kibbles will not feed a puppy. or. ego-kibbles will not feed a puppy. the exchange rate for ego-kibble to doggy kibble is horrendous. Jelly Beans are the way to go.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
Adlham ( member #53358) posted at 6:55 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Late to the party. Getting old blows. I don't recommend it!
However, I have today's Pacific Northwest special: free kittens to the recipient of your choice with each ego kibble! Good for love & affection, cat style, as well as inducing sneezing & itching for those with mild allergies
There is NO need to have that “one last conversation” with a toxic individual in your life.” The closure will come when you look deeper inside yourself. It’s not your job to fix someone when they are unwilling to fix themselves.
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 6:57 PM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Ok. Let me get this straight, notthevictem.
So what you are saying is that we can give ego kibbles to someone other than you on this drive, but the donations are yours and yours alone?
Is that what you are saying? Cause I never seem to understand what you are saying. Like its very rare that I understand the words coming out of your typing fingers.
By the way, I typed this complete post with my 2 middle fingers. 😊😏
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