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((((((Adlam))))))

Wait...did someone say NTV has a fragile ego?!

Have you journaled today, NTV? Someone mentioned coloring...PM me your address. I found a wonderful coloring journal!

In other news...NTV is amazing at farting on command.

Pass the margaritas. I was late to this party!

Yeessss demolishedinside.

Way to stroke notthevictem fragile ego. 😉😊

Coloring? Can I suggest a title for you?

Mommy drinks because you cry, a sarcastic coloring book!

If you'd like to become a member of our Sustaining Circle with a monthly contribution, I will send you (or recipient of your choosing) a pregnant cat as a thank you.

I knew I'd crossed an important adult threshold when I started listening to NPR instead of music on the radio.

Humor, patience and relentless energy.

Those are the primary three ego kibbles I got for NTV and the NTV Fund.

Use only as directed, take with water, do NOT use as personal validation and be sure to journal about them twice a week.

[This message edited by Oldwounds at 1:24 PM, August 12th (Saturday)]

Wow Oldwounds. You really get notthevictem.

Like, on a personal unicorn farting level. He's so lucky to have you in his life even if he doesn't appreciate your amazingness. I know how it feels like to not be appreciated.

Hope you like them ego kibbles 😊😊😊😊😊

(((Oldwounds)))

This really is something that has me wondering:

Wool needs all the payments of ego kibbles he can get. He's about to become a fur daddy to God knows how many puppies

And it has me wondering why one of the phone operators who's function is the intake of ego-kibbles is redirecting those kibbles to another phone operator. This is ego-kibble embezzlement.

ALRIGHT!! We are ramping up out ego-kibble fund drive folks! We're halfway through day 2, and while our stores of complemantary goldfish were either eaten or depleted, we now have your choice of:

15 ego kibbles for one kitten (probably feral)

or

50 kibbles for a pregnant mommy cat (defintely feral)

So make your donations today!!!

(Thanks for coming through with the felines Adlam!)

PS. MOB, your previous shipment are dead fish has been replaced with a shipment of two live pregnant feral cats. Please ensure you have had a rabies shot, because the cats definitely haven't.

[This message edited by Notthevictem at 2:55 PM, August 12th (Saturday)]

Is there an si jail?

demolishedinside, thank you for your donation! You are such a kind a wonderful person. I appreciate your kindness and wonderfulness so much that I don't feel I need to take you up on your extremely suspicious and not so subtle attempt to obtain my mailing address. I hope you don't mind.

(with apologies to Gaston and any Disney fans of Beauty and the Beast)

Gosh it disturbs me to see you NTV

looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you NTV

even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favourite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

and it's not very hard to see why!

No one's slick as NTV

No one's quick as NTV

No one's skin's as incredibly thick as NTV

For there's no man in town quite as manly

Perfect ! A pure paragon

You can ask any Wools,Loukas or SteadyChevy

and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

No one fights like NTV

Douses lights like NTV

In a wrestling match no one bites like NTV

For there's no one as burly and brawny

As you see he's got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

And every last inch of him's covered with hair

No one shits like NTV

Matches wits like NTV

In a farting match no one farts like NTV

He's especially good at flatulating!!

When he was a lad he ate 4 dozen jelly beans

Ev'ry morning to help him get large

And now that he's grown he eats 5 dozen jelly beans

So he's roughly the size of a barge!!!!

No one farts like NTV

Makes those beauts like NTV

Then goes tromping around

Leaving clouds like NTV !!

Who has brains like NTV

Entertains like NTV

Who can lap up all these ego kibbles like NTV?

And use goldfish as part of his plan?

People I'm afraid he's been thinking

A dangerous past time we know

His sanity's only so-so !!

Now the wheels in his head have been turning

Since he looked in the mirror at The Man

See he promised himself a hill of jelly beans

And since he's been evolving his plan !!

No one plots like NTV

Takes cheap shots like NTV

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like NTV

So his jelly bean hill we soon will be celebrating

My what a guy NTV !!

Yes, he's endlessly wildly resourceful

As down to the depths he descends

He won't even be mildly remorseful

Just as long as he gets what he wants in the end

Who can make up these endless threads like NTV?

And his ego kibbles he soon will be celebrating

Say it again!

Who's a ten out of ten ?

Then let's say it once more

Like we did before

He's a champ, he's an ace

It's all over his face

He's got jelly beans and ego kibbles

All over the place

It's NTV !!!!!

I'm not worried about SI jail.

Ntv suffers from the same ADOK that I do.

then my A.D.O.K. kicked in. Adult Deficit Oh...Kitty....

.

Still no puppies! This poor dog is miserable. We were up all night with her.

On top of that, my FiL was rushed to the ER running high fever and disoriented.

[This message edited by Wool94 at 4:03 PM, August 12th (Saturday)]

(((wool94, FIL and dog))

Hope you all have a better night and good news to share soon

earthangel, I'm pretty sure that's what on the funniest things I've ever read!

Adlam, Can we ship ALL the pregnant feral cats and kittens in one go?

Please ship them as soon and as rabid as possible ...someone p'd me off this week and this would be perfect to pass onto them !!

Oh and could they all have fleas, worms and ticks too ?!

I'm feeling a liitle vengeful

Don't you worry earthangel. Adlam will get right on it.

As for the itchy creatures who bite, there is only one lady tough enough for the job I would think. It could only be handled by dragnheart.

What do you think wool? Dragnheart could pull off the job you think?

I just checked the mail and I can't find my sole or half a hairy dead gold fish you sent.

I was super sad to see that I missed the Tootsie roll and even the feline prizes. But knowing what an upstanding ego you have, Im hoping that the original value of my kibble bits will still be honored, as this was long before the 50 kibbles per pregnant cat rates. I have every belief that you will even remember the old bean currency's of days gone by in spite of all your inflatulationatory exchanges. You are really that upstanding as kibble goes. At any rate, I'd really like a tootsie roll if there are any left to send my way. I'll pass on the felines as I'm allergic. Just send the package asap! Thanks in advance!

[This message edited by refuz2bavictim at 5:04 PM, August 12th (Saturday)]

No Refunds.

What exactly do you mean by "re fund"? I thought this was a FUNd drive. Way to take the the fun of fund! I'm going to have to retool the amount of ego I put in my kibble.

1 kibble you're funny - I am holding the other kibble hostage till I know more ...