DS, waving a bundle of cards around: So all you have to do is stack these according to username.
Moo: Got it.
MH: I'll be doing it, too. It'll be just like sorting Legos by color, shape and size.
Moo: Awesome! I'm going to do it barefoot.
Threnody, stumbling in the front door with a few huge, clanking paper sacks: Wine's here!
DS: Awesome!
Poopylala, from somewhere in the house: I can't get to the dining room. Teddy has me backed into a corner. I think he wants a treat.
DS: Teddy, come! Poopy, come in here so I can get you set up with the labels.
Moo, flipping through cards: ... and Chria, and cmego, and... hey, Cookie was put before collateraldamage.
<sound of a cork being pulled>
Threnody, from the kitchen: Cookies come before everything. Duh. Who wants cabernet?
MH: There's glitter in my eye.
Poopylala: Do the labels have to be straight?
DS: We don't discriminate.
Moo: Oops! Spilled nail polish on this one. But the left foot's almost done.
<silence as everyone looks at him>
DS: Thren, are you going to help?
Threnody, atop the buffet with Teddy, a glass of wine in one hand, the bottle tucked under the other arm: Am. All y'all are doing a real swell job.
Moo: There's glitter on my toes!
<silence as everyone looks at him>
Poopylala: I was supposed to start from the bottom of the label sheet, right?
DS, taking wine bottle from Threnody: Be a dear and get me a straw from the cabinet over there. It's going to be a long night.
