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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 11:32 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
No, He ran smack dab into the cash cab
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yewtree ( member #16671) posted at 11:49 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
Being from a small town, he stood up and said, "What's a cash cab?"
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Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 - No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 11:56 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
"pssst,cash cab is from an earlier chapter" The cab that throws out cash and what a specticle it made all that cash a moped and
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yewtree ( member #16671) posted at 12:16 AM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
and obviously a head injury that made him forget what had happened earlier in the story! 
Anyway, now that he had AMNESIA.... he forgot his name, why he was standing in front of the crashed moped and the cash cab ... all he knew for sure, was that his head freakin hurt, and he had no wheels!
All of a sudden...
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Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 - No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 12:41 AM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
it occured to him that with all that cash in front of him he could go buy some asprin, and who was that standing next to him? It was K-phantom in his bunny slippers and Robe holding a martini and
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:56 AM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
doing an Irish jig! He grabbed Chloe round her delicate waist and hollered, "Shake it up, mama!"
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 3:57 AM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
He had a cigarrette in the other hand. He kinda looked like Dean Martin. And about as drunk.
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Broken Trust ( member #5143) posted at 10:30 AM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
Suffering from the amnesia, he thought he must be Dean Martin, he looked so much like him, so he headed off to do what any good Dean Martin would do.
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 1:11 PM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
In the mean time, back at the ranch, mmm... erh?... forest...
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 2:29 PM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
The fantastical lake had turned into a shallow stream so Dracula bunny had to stow the kayak.
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 2:35 PM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
Dracula's minions were on the prowl...
Since the one eared bunny now had "good" hearing (aid) he was running amok listening to everything. It was so exciting !!! The half-assed bunny was worried about Snow White. The vertically challenged guys were on strike from the Salt Mines (due to low wages and demands for mandatory overtime to due to the "real" world's need for salt to deal with the inclement weather). And they were spending their time making extra keggers, and "testing" the brew.
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 2:39 PM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
Oh, that "brew"...man, was it delicious. SMACK!
Superman's face flushed and glowed from the brew, but
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 7:45 PM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
Dracula's minions were still on the prowl...
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yewtree ( member #16671) posted at 7:56 PM on Friday, December 14th, 2007
they were prowling for ... what do minions prowl for? The next victim for Dracula da da da...
They prowled and they prowled, stalling for the next segment to begin, because Yewtree ran out of ideas again...
Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)
Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 - No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 1:03 AM on Saturday, December 15th, 2007
but, dreamlife hadn't! 
All of a sudden, cousin Phil and those decrepit former New York Doll groupies on Social Security showed up on Wal Mart motorized carts and
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 1:55 AM on Saturday, December 15th, 2007
and they started painting yellow smiley faces on everything in sight, why the even painted
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:11 AM on Saturday, December 15th, 2007
K Phantom & Superman's feet!
The Goo Goo Dolls also put in an appearance along with the punk Sex Dwarfs...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 1:56 PM on Saturday, December 15th, 2007
then it occured to chloe, her life was getting far to compllicated. She need to get away so
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 4:50 PM on Saturday, December 15th, 2007
she pulled her favorite hookah off the shelf, emptied orange-glittery honey-fragrant contents from Dracula's black velvet pouch into the top "after burner" and sat back smoking contemplatively...and thinking how awesome a Swiss cheese & tomato sandwich would taste like but her reverie was interrupted by
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:03 PM on Saturday, December 15th, 2007
a pounding on the door !!!
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