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mom of 2 ( member #11214) posted at 3:12 PM on Monday, November 12th, 2007
Me: BW
Divorced after 23 years of M thanks to XH's truth trickle.
Status: Recovering and healing. It's going to be a long hard road.
Update November 2013: It only took seven years but I finally turned a corner. :)
usedup ( member #11701) posted at 3:23 PM on Monday, November 12th, 2007
"did you use a condom?"
"she doesn't have anything"
translation:I'm such a dumbshit selfish ass I didn't ask,it might have ruined some sensation for me,and besides it might have offended the ho 
ADelight ( member #16843) posted at 3:39 PM on Monday, November 12th, 2007
Ah, I remember when this started, but I wasn't posting then, so:
I was angry at you. (hmm... and this is a good way to deal with that?)
I never told her that I loved her, even though she said it all the time. (And that is supposed to make me feel better, since you were still doing her?)
She was in a very bad marriage. (But when I asked if her H was cheating on her, he said he didn't think so. So what does that say about the type of marriage I have? Oh, I forgot, maybe he was critical of her all time. Wait... that's my marriage. )
crumbled cookie ( member #9715) posted at 4:57 PM on Monday, November 12th, 2007
I can't remember ( you are never going to find out who she is, and this is my #1 best alibi)
I wished I married a professional woman, but I didn't so I am stuck with my vows) You found a younger woman, who makes more money than me, so you can retire and she will support you)
You didn't support me ( she thinks I am the greatest guy on earth and willing to do anything for me)
There was a dish in the sink( she must be a marrymaid)
The bedroom didn't look like a Hilton Hotel) Is that where you did it?)
I don't like your sister ( she is telling you how to catch me cheating)
That is not a hickey on my neck ( it is just a razor burn)
That was not lipgloss on my underware, it was nailpolish ( that means a woman had her hand in your pants)
It was not my fault I didn't answer the phone in the hotel room till 3A, I was having dinner ( She was in my room and I was busy with her)
Please don't leave me ( I am really scared this time)
I have already sorted this out ( shes in and you are out)
Don't do anything to her, she is nice. ( I still have feelings for her)
I have never cheated on you even though I have had more opportunity than I could ever handle in my life.( I know she will fall for this line.
You are my rock ( You are home she is play)
G knows I never cheated, when you get to heaven you will find out the truth. ( I confessed to a priest, I don't have to confess to you)
I got more!
CC:
crumbled cookie ( member #9715) posted at 4:57 PM on Monday, November 12th, 2007
I can't remember ( you are never going to find out who she is, and this is my #1 best alibi)
I wished I married a professional woman, but I didn't so I am stuck with my vows) You found a younger woman, who makes more money than me, so you can retire and she will support you)
You didn't support me ( she thinks I am the greatest guy on earth and willing to do anything for me)
There was a dish in the sink( she must be a marrymaid)
The bedroom didn't look like a Hilton Hotel) Is that where you did it?)
I don't like your sister ( she is telling you how to catch me cheating)
That is not a hickey on my neck ( it is just a razor burn)
That was not lipgloss on my underware, it was nailpolish ( that means a woman had her hand in your pants)
It was not my fault I didn't answer the phone in the hotel room till 3A, I was having dinner ( She was in my room and I was busy with her)
Please don't leave me ( I am really scared this time)
I have already sorted this out ( shes in and you are out)
Don't do anything to her, she is nice. ( I still have feelings for her)
I have never cheated on you even though I have had more opportunity than I could ever handle in my life.( I know she will fall for this line.
You are my rock ( You are home she is play)
G knows I never cheated, when you get to heaven you will find out the truth. ( I confessed to a priest, I don't have to confess to you)
I got more!
CC:
mandie ( member #16552) posted at 5:24 PM on Monday, November 12th, 2007
couple more to add:
If we were happy, then how could I do this?
trans: she gives me more bj's and that is what makes me happy.
I didnt know I was unhappy until I met her.
trans: she makes me happy in a shallow way, and my old life is about responsiblities
3angelsdaddy ( member #16700) posted at 9:31 PM on Monday, November 12th, 2007
Did you have sex with OM?
No.
Do I need to get tested for STD's?
We didn't have sex.
Did you have sex with OM?
No, we tried twice but he couldn't get it up.
Was there penetration? Do you/I need to get tested?
Well, he tried.
Did you enjoy sex with the OM?
Well not the first two times but...
The truth is actually out there, somewhere.
BS-42 moi
WW-35
3C:D11,D10,S8
Married 11 years, together 12
D-Day 8/19/07 EA/PA
WW moved out 9/5/07
Pammie ( new member #18165) posted at 6:30 PM on Thursday, March 27th, 2008
"I am refocused, recommitted, reconnected, I've found levels of love I never knew existed before" - I knew this would KILL you so I figured it was better to lie. I took you for granted and now that I've been snitched on, I have to save my ass from being homeless, family-less, lifeless.
Oh my God. This is something that I'm hearing DAILY now that I've left my WH.
I was skeptical, but knowing that others have said it before-they really don't have any original tricks do that. Make all the guilt I felt for feeling like this VANISH. Thanks!
Me: BW, 31
Him: WH, 34
Married January 8 2005
His affiar started Feb 2004
DDay#1: 4/10/2007 Email from OW
DDay#2: 5/4/2007
DDay#3: 12/26/2007
2/15/2008: I move out.
Screaminginside ( member #18381) posted at 8:35 PM on Thursday, March 27th, 2008
Okay, have one I haven't seen here. From the OW when asked why she was stupid enough to invite me out
"I thought we could all be friends" - Translation: That way your hubby and I could keep you fooled longer.
BS - Me 44
WH - Him 37 WSinKS
Living together 12 years, Married 8
DDay Feb. 19, 2008
‘Nothing we can do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.’
TICKED OFF ( member #8291) posted at 8:46 PM on Thursday, March 27th, 2008
"This is the best thing that could have ever happened to our marriage!!!
Translation.... Ha, Ha, I got free blow jobs, got to feel good, got lots of attention, got free sex with someone new, and to top it off I didn't get kicked out of the house when I was caught and now once again have everything I had before I cheated.
Crossbow ( member #15224) posted at 9:10 PM on Thursday, March 27th, 2008
So many are the same as what I heard from my FWW just after DDay.... I may have some originals, or "new twists" on old classics.
"I knew it would have to end once the new baby (adopted) came - I wouldn't have time for OM anymore."
(I didn't plan to end it at all, since I had no time for my H or other baby during my A. Why should a new baby make a difference?)
Additional Translation:
(I had zero conscience about screwing around behind your back, and would never have ended it if you not caught me)
"I never meant it to hurt our marriage!"
(I never thought you'd find out, and I'd be able to keep you around as house-slave and babysitter)
"It was just cybersex, it wasn't REAL sex, so it wasn't an A. It didn't mean anything, we were just *joking*/role-playing."
(I am saying anything I can pull out of my ass because I am terrified that you will leave me. And if you'll believe this crock of shit, there's more where that came from)
DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R
2 DSs, ages 11 & 9
DD, 4
Aunt Fannie ( member #5992) posted at 11:29 PM on Thursday, March 27th, 2008
She was like a daughter to me.
I intended to have sex w/ MOW but you know how shy & slow I am.
I felt neglected; you didn’t cook as much as before.
If you had not rejected me sexually I wouldn’t have turned to my friend.
I think you are somewhat slimy for hiring a PI.
Now everybody knows b/c YOU’VE told PI, lawyer, & 4 ICs. (25-people knew & 25 suspected before BW)
What the MOW & I talked about (that’s all we did) is confidential, you know how “private” I am.
It’s been 3-weeks, you should be over it by now.
No, I didn’t “help” her buy a new car. (I just gave her cash.)
We needed a private place to talk & I assured her that our cabin was safe.
I didn’t have an “affair” I just met her (secretly) at our cabin (for 9-months).
Your 1st time HPV is probably from my jock itch.
People at work assume EMA b/c MOW & I had a close working relationship.
I’ll spend the rest of my life making this up to you.
On 1st D-Day 2004: Me-BW 56+; him-WH 58+; md. 32; 1 grown child
D-Day 12 Apr 2004; gentle confrontation on 20 June 2004 denied PA w/ MOW 27 yrs. younger
2nd D-day - 5 Nov 2009 w/ same Gold Digger 3-years underground; filed Feb. 2010 then delayed.
mel88 ( member #18862) posted at 1:01 AM on Friday, March 28th, 2008
Newbie here, first post. Wish I'd found SI 2 years ago.
These are hilarious. Not sure if this one came up before.
"I think we can really use this experience to strengthen our relationship."
I would translate this as:
"You've got a lot of work to do in order to get over this and it will take a really long time. My IC told me so. Let me know when you're all done with that."
"tous dans le jeu, yo. tous dans le jeu."
-Omar
TICKED OFF ( member #8291) posted at 1:48 AM on Friday, March 28th, 2008
mel88 ( member #18862) posted at 3:13 AM on Friday, March 28th, 2008
T'D OFF: Unlikely! Fortunately for him he has stayed in said IC.
"tous dans le jeu, yo. tous dans le jeu."
-Omar
kacy ( member #18792) posted at 4:45 AM on Friday, March 28th, 2008
I LOVE THESE!!
My WH put a little different twist on it...
When asked if he thought it was OK to take off (3,000 miles away) for a weekend with the OW....AND not tell ANYONE....
"yes, she's just a friend."
"It was a really stressful week"
"It's (his work) has been intense."
"It was just a spur-of-the moment trip to get away."
ROFLMAO...I filed on the 26th
"I know everything's going to be ok...if you'll just stay gone."
Jimmy Wayne
~ Time wounds all heels.~
30sucks ( member #14963) posted at 5:13 AM on Friday, March 28th, 2008
"what makes you think we didn't use protection?"
Translation - "shit, I didn't mean for her to get pregnant....shit, shit, shit!
Or...
"I've loved you all this time, I just didn't know how much until now....I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking."
Translation - "shit, I didn't mean for her to get pregnant....shit, shit, shit!"
I had the misfortune of being married to a self absorbed, morally bankrupt human being. ~~12bstrong
This was not my choice, but it will not be my undoing either. ~~yewtree
RumbleSeat ( member #18401) posted at 5:48 AM on Friday, March 28th, 2008
When I was with him, I was thinking of you all the time,I even called out your name when we had sex.
Trans:I was giving so many blowjobs I forgot who turn it was.
BS--39 Years Old
A Father of 2 Beautiful Sons,
3 & 5 years old
DD-Feb 16 2005
Divorced April 15th 2008 @11:13am
--We are sometimes taken into troubled waters not to drown, but to be cleansed--
Duwang-Jai ( member #16218) posted at 5:57 AM on Friday, March 28th, 2008
karen49 ( member #18234) posted at 6:01 AM on Friday, March 28th, 2008
I loved the message from ticked off so much that I wrote it down I think I will use it when we are in mc ha!ha! I love it1
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