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"Rumbleseat" that was hysterical..............

"karen29" use it all you want to honey.

usedup:

"did you use a condom?"

"she doesn't have anything"

translation:I'm such a dumbshit selfish ass I didn't ask, it might have ruined some sensation for me,and besides it might have offended the ho

That is great usedup! Gave me a good chuckle.

Add to this:

"Did she get pregnant?"

"No"

And some time later:

"Did she get pregnant? The truth please."

"Well, she said she did, but I don't believe her. If she did, then I don't think it was mine."

Wait, so you think she lied about a pregnancy but would have been upfront about STD's (even if I believed you that you asked)? This translates to me as stupidity in its purest form. Am open to more scathing translations from a sharper tongue than mine.

-mel

another vote for

"it was nothing"

translation

"it was really something, I just don't want to tell you"

"We didn't have sex"

translation

"you can't prove it"

"I was lonely"

translation

"so I left you at home w/kids while I fucked around"

[This message edited by 64fleet at 1:37 PM, March 28th (Friday)]

"well our marriage was in trouble anyway, I didn't think it was going to work

out"

Translation - I've got to have an excuse and any one will do.

ME: We didn't get married until AFTER the affair started, try again.

Him: Well I had to have a backup plan in case it didn't work out.

Translation: because goodness knows I can't be ALONE.

[This message edited by Wanda23 at 1:36 PM, March 28th (Friday)]

"well our marriage was in trouble anyway, I didn't think it was going to work

out"

Translation - I've got to have an excuse and any one will do.

fits my month

"We had drifted apart."

If you don't work with me or play golf with me you're SOL because that's my life.

She did both.

v-sad.........I think that is what my FWS's whore said to him.

"Translation"..BLOW JOB!!

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Wow...looks like we have enough content to publish the WS Manual 101.

I say the proceeds of this book go to a cruise that all the BS's at SI can enjoy.

Here are my contributions to the manual:

I don't remember

TRANSLATION: There is no way in hell I am telling you that information

It was not like I was out there looking for someone

TRANSLATION: I was out there looking for someone

I am telling you the truth

TRANSLATION: My lips are moving, so you know damn well that I am lying.

I can't picture living my life without you

TRANSLATION: who else is going to put up with my shit for that many years.

I love you

TRANSLATION: I love you, but I just like having sex on the side as well.

"She had asked me several times if I thought things would ever get better between us. I said no."

I would have said anything she wanted to hear if she'd just stfu and blow me.

"I didn't divorce you because I thought things would get better between us."

I will say anything you want to hear if you'll just stfu and blow me.

[This message edited by hissadwife at 2:57 PM, May 1st (Thursday)]

Time to print the manual, you say?

http://www.blurb.com/

!!!!!

before admitting it was a PA...

"she's a sunday school teacher, she's not that kind of girl!" - (she wears her old school uniform to bed)

"she felt bad for you" - (the whore loved every minute of it)

"it's your fault!" - (im a douche-bag)

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always a good read for the new BSs

While discussing his secret emails and photos ...

(Him): "I'm not hiding *anything* from you now. Anything I *may* have had on the computer at one time, I deleted long ago."

(Me): "Oh, that's great! Thank you for keeping your promise there will be no more secrets. I have nothing to hide from you either. Here ... let's take a look at my account right now. In fact, feel free to browse it anytime you like. No need to even ask me first. Not a single thing in there you can't look at ... nope, nothing ... nada! Soooo ... let's go take a look at your account now ..."

He's immediately warped into panic mode. His eyes are big as saucers and glazing over. He's noticeably trembling and his voice is quivering ...

(Him): " NO!! NO!! I'm NOT going to do it!! That's private and you CAN'T invade my privacy!!"

His translation would go like this: "Ahhh, CRAP!! I've gotta' stall and try to hold my ground here as long as I can until I can get that stuff off the computer. OH.. MY.. GAWWD! I bet she's already found them! I'm sure she probably knows my password, cuz' I've used the same one for years! I'm dyin' here!")

"I don't remember"

I am a cheat a liar and a coward

"everyone in my office sends messages like these" - when I confronted her with sexual emails to the boss. Translation- NO one sends messages like these and I am fucking the boss.

" I still have feelings for you"

Translation - I need you to help with the kids and bills but want to continue screwing my boss.

"he would never risk his job for an affair" Yeah, he did.

When I found a motel receipt, he said "well, we met there but I was so scared I couldn't do it"

That meant "well, we screwed like we were in high school, but now that you know, I'm scared shitless"

I'm not a good liar.

I'm such a good liar I should hold seminars teaching others how to lie!

It was an accident.

Translation: I woke up after sleepwalking and found myself in her house and I tripped on something and landed face first in her snatch.

"I don't have time to cheat"

Means-Unless it's a co-worker

"I never cheated on you our entire marriage"

Means-When we got seperated...now that's another story...

"I wrote that e-mail in response to your e-mail"

Means-I didn't write it, she did and now I am covering my ass because I didn't know what she wrote!

"send me dirty pics from your cell"

Means-I am horny and she is not here so you will do.

Wow! How dd I miss this one.

I haven't read it all, but it all rings true.

Sorry if I repeat what has already been said.

"I regret hurting you" - translation - "I regret nothing, I didn't care that this would hurt you, our boys or our families. You care about me, you regret I did this so in fact I think I'll just keep on regreting hurting you. This is nice!"

"I am committed" translation "to me."

"We were soulmates". transaltion "We both were selfish barstards, we both cared more about ourselves than our partners or kids. We really are just the same sad sick barstards".

"You were never there for me" translation, "I was never there for you, I was there for myself."

"Why didn't you love me?" transaltion "I don't love myself. Nothing can fill the void that should be filled by a healthy self image. This is your fault."

"I didn't think you cared" translation "I didn't think you would find out."

"I don't need to be checked for STDs, he wasn't that kind." transaltion - "He was the kind of man who would use prostitutes while in the army, have an affair with his best friends wife, not care about his own health or that of his wife, have an affair with me, but apart from that is a really decent moral person just like me!"

"I am being honest" translation "I think I have been clever in the way I have been dishonest."

"This won't work if you won't trust me" tranlsation "I can't get away with wanting my own selfish way if you are inconsiderate enough to selfishly look for the truth."

"I want us to work it out" translation "I want to be an independant free new age modern woman, but I want you to support me while I shag other men."

" " transaltion - You asked me a question that would mean I would have to face the truth. I can't do that so I will pretend you said nothing.

" " translation - you asked me how I feel about something other than my immediate want. I don't know who I am, what I want or how I feel about anything so shut up and go away.

" angry outburst, angry rant" - translation - "You got close there! You nearly made me face this. I will ruthlessly attack you and try to control you into never ever daring to raise this matter again."

Finally maybe

"I love you." transaltion - I have crushed you and you have become the utterly controlled object I want you to be. You are my perfect little controlled person. i don't care who you are and what you want but I just love the way you try harder and harder to get something I never ever will give. Oh, I love myself and my other little self who used to be you."

Bitter? Me?

Mark aka Andrew