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rageinside ( member #15834) posted at 4:09 AM on Monday, September 3rd, 2007
She made me feel like a REAL MAN! tanslation: (You are just a selfish little boy playing at being a grown up!)
madseason ( member #13224) posted at 2:26 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
Lose my breath in waves
Knowing that every crash is bleeding the hourglass
And taking the stride
From all our lives
*Somewhere, far away from here, I saw stars. Stars that I could reach.*
TICKED OFF ( member #8291) posted at 3:24 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
queneanth ( member #15816) posted at 3:47 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
"I went to that hotel with her to end it!!"
Translation:"I went there for some final kicks..." 
"The hardest thing in life to learn, is which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn."
Duwang-Jai ( member #16218) posted at 4:10 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
"I didn't do anything wrong"
trans: maybe if I say this enough times I'll convince you.
"She wasn't my girlfriend, she's just someone I screwed".
trans: I let her think she was my girlfriend. Am I to blame for that too?
"You keep wanting to live in the past, and I just want to move on and be happy"
trans: I don't hold grudges. Why do you?
"I only saw her for a few months"
trans: I only saw her naked for a few months. Before that it was simply an EA.
"I hurt her too"
trans: See.. I do have a conscience.
[This message edited by Duwang-Jai at 10:12 PM, September 24th (Monday)]
queneanth ( member #15816) posted at 4:19 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
Oh.. I forgot another good one-
"I think she was even a lesbian!!'
Translation:
"I want you to think she didn't like my D*ck..."
"The hardest thing in life to learn, is which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn."
Duwang-Jai ( member #16218) posted at 4:40 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
"I used her to get over you"
trans: I'm trying to confuse you, because I never ended it with you, did I?
"I don't have a problem with monogamy"
trans: It's a word I heard on TV... seems appropriate in this situation.
"I don't remember the first time she came over
trans: I was drunk and she was drunk... Does it matter?
"No, I never called you when she was there"
trans: I went to another room to call you.
"You probably just need to screw someone else too"
trans: Omygod, I know that was low, but ...you wouldn't really do that would you?
[This message edited by Duwang-Jai at 11:23 PM, September 24th (Monday)]
mer1ins ( member #11607) posted at 4:46 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
"She's not that kind of person" (She's the kind of person who wants everyone to think she's a saint but she secretly screws anything with a zipper)
"If you knew her better you'd like her" (If she was screwing you and/or giving you blow jobs in your truck every day at lunch you'd like her too)
"There's nothing going on between us and you must be crazy to think that" (I figure I can get a couple more good weeks out of this before you get any real proof that I'm screwing around
"I didn't do anything wrong" (You can't prove that I'm a worthless, low-life POS asshat)
The truth may set you free, but first it will shatter the safe, sweet way you live - Sue Monk Kidd
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. (Rabbi Julius Gordon)
BH/WH - 51
FWW/BW - 54
Duwang-Jai ( member #16218) posted at 4:48 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
I didn't do it on purpose
trans: I am in the 5th grade.
TICKED OFF ( member #8291) posted at 4:53 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
"I never screwed her, we would just do what people do when they are having an a.
Trans: I fucked her everytime I got the chance and then some, isn't that what people do when they are having an a?
justbreathe ( member #13765) posted at 4:58 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
Your too controlling
(you want to know where I am at 2am) or (you want me to do what I said I would)
In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
George Orwell
justbreathe ( member #13765) posted at 5:09 AM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
It didn't mean anything.
(Just because I had an ad on AFF or Match doesn't mean I was surfing for ho's)
In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
George Orwell
polar ( member #14400) posted at 3:42 PM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
I never had sex, it was just a kiss..
(holy shit! you found out? I screwed him!)
I never had sex with him ever!
(I heard if people hear the same phrase enough they will believe it. How many times do I have to say this shit?)
I slept with him once.
(CRAP! you found out??? How the HELL did you find out? Glad you don't know it happened more than once!)
I slept with him twice.
(Shit. HE TOLD YOU? He promised me he wouldn't tell you. So he said a couple times... Glad he didn't tell the truth... I'll admit to twice. You'll never know the real answer."
It's over with him.
(I figured out how you found out... I have lots of new ways to hide it better now...)
Stop talking to OM's Wife! You're going to screw up their marriage.
(The fact we were having an affair has nothing to do with them fighting. It's all YOUR fault for letting the cat out of the bag. Besides... I don't know what his wife knows! SHIT! What else do you know now?)
Our marriage has been screwed up for a long time.
(forget that I told you 5 months ago about how happy I was with our marriage. I told myself this a lot of times to make myself not feel like a homewrecking cum-dumpster slut. So that repeating thing worked for me... Why the HELL doesn't it work for you?)
I'll do anything to fix this.
(anything that I feel like doing... but nothing that would cost me any time, convenience, or pride... It's all still about me.)
When I promised I wouldn't work with him it was different.
(he told me he was going to leave the school. I didn't think I would have to give anything up!)
When I made that promise I didn't know the situation would change.
(I never meant to keep that promise... I just thought if I lied again you'd fall for it. or maybe if I just repeated my bullshit a million times in my head the entire spaec time continuum would shift it's shape to fit my bullshit selfish fantasy. Why the fuck can't I mold the fabric of time and space? I am the center of the fucking universe!)
I can't trust you.
(to be stupid enough to keep falling for my bullshit)
You're so mean to me and keep beating me up about this.
(I haven't taken any personal responsibility or done ANYTHING to fix this mess... and I don't like being reminded that I actually am responsible for my actions. And I'm still lying, but I hate it when you find out and ask me to be honest and keep my promises.)
I can't trust you.
(You can't trust me. I'm a liar, you must be, too.)
BH- 37
XWW- 34- EA/PA
ddays: 3/24/07, 4/2/07, 4/21/07, etc...
Divorced before '08 could have any d-days in it. :)
I never would have left if she would have just come back.
mdsjmom98 ( member #4931) posted at 3:56 PM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
I've got one to contribute:
Him: OW is pregnant.
Me: Is it yours?
Him: ....No. I was just "counseling" her.
translation: I was counseling her on how to give better blow jobs. 
Him - WH - 45
Me - BS - 44
OW - my niece - 38
Married 24 years
2 kids (boys) 13, 21
Reconciling 7 years
What doesn't kill you will make you stronger.
hissadwife ( member #14982) posted at 4:56 PM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
"I'll do whatever it takes for as long as it takes to earn your love and respect again."
As long as it requires no actual effort on my part; this is a limited time offer.
Does this wedding ring make my dick look big?
AllAboutFamily ( member #15767) posted at 9:42 PM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
Ok, I don't have the time to read all of these, but just in case this wasn't on the list...
"Honestly, she was trying to help me save our marriage! She gave me good advice! She listened to me. She really cares about us!" (while sleeping with me and helping me destroy our marriage)!!!
BW
Married 10 yrs, 3 young kids
EA/PA: Found out July, 2007. NC broken through August, 2007.
Doing very well in the R process.
tufenuf ( member #14324) posted at 9:47 PM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
I've only got one
"I don't know why you call her a slut, she was a virgin"
translates
What 26 year old virgin wouldn't want to give it up to a married, over-weight, and balding guy. My dick is made of gold you know.
Here again sadly.
DDay 1- 2-23-2007
DDay 2- 10-17-2015
Both dates seared into my memory forever.
queequeg ( member #15395) posted at 9:56 PM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
The best one I got from my FWW when I confronted her with my knowledge of her A was, (and you should all love this):
"I only did it once!"
I mean on the immaturity and adolescent lying scale I think my FWW beats all of yours!
(Just in case any of you are wondering I had evidence she was lying. The lying seems to come naturally. The cheater's manual doesn't even need to include a chapter on it.)
[This message edited by queequeg at 3:59 PM, September 25th (Tuesday)]
Razor ( member #16345) posted at 10:05 PM on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
[This message edited by Razor at 1:01 PM, September 27th (Thursday)]
Forgive and forget = Relive and regret.
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
Friedrich Nietzsche
TICKED OFF ( member #8291) posted at 12:28 AM on Wednesday, September 26th, 2007
Ok, another good one..........H said that he did put his hand down her pants and hers down his, but he knew it was wrong so he immediately stopped.
TRANS: Foreplay, then on to the the next level knowing that was wrong also. And besides, it makes me look good that I was feeling a little guilty. NOT!!!!!
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