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trumanshow ( member #25624) posted at 5:42 AM on Tuesday, February 12th, 2013
How the hell have I missed these threads? They're great
remarried 11-15-15
Her prize is a man who ran out on his wife and children. His is a woman who is too stupid to understand that she is not special, she is simply there.
KBeguile ( member #38348) posted at 7:43 PM on Tuesday, February 12th, 2013
You aren't being unfair, he's being a wart studded hedgehog cock.
-StillGoing in the "Am I being unfair?" thread in Reconciliation
Can't ... get ... image ... out of ... my head! 
Me: WS 34
Her: BS 37 (HeartInADustpan)
DS: 7yo
M: 9 years
DDays: 2012/11/14-2013/02/05, 2013/03/09, 2016/02/19
WhiteWolfWinning ( member #12475) posted at 7:14 PM on Saturday, February 16th, 2013
I have always said there is a fine line between romance and stalking. One girl's dead bunny on the back steps is another girls fabulous new fur.
DCK on an NB thread about "secret admirers".
Classic.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God
Thank you, Lord, for the lightness of my burdens
aesir ( member #17210) posted at 11:31 PM on Monday, February 18th, 2013
Maker's mark...the Pontiac of Bourbon.
-- stilllovingher, commenting on a plan by Maker's Mark to water down their whiskey to increase profits, like Cadillac once did, by stripping the value out of the product faster than the consumers notice.
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Bigger ( Attaché #8354) posted at 2:09 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2013
You didn't invade her privacy, you invaded her secrecy - big difference. Privacy means taking a dump with the door closed. Secrecy means that her actions are affecting you and you have a right to know what is going on.
SerJR on why a BS wasn’t “invading” a WS privacy.
"If, therefore, any be unhappy, let him remember that he is unhappy by reason of himself alone." Epictetus
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 3:19 AM on Sunday, February 24th, 2013
"Don't even talk to me about returning things.
Return the dog, you fucking jaggoff.
Sincerely,
Tesla"
Williesmom's draft of how Tesla should respond when her XH steals her dog, overpays CS and then asks for a refund.
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 11:42 PM on Friday, March 1st, 2013
Is his last name Samsonite, BTW? Because he is carrying more baggage than your typical carousel.
Holly-isis evaluating a letter from a STBXWH on D/S.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
better4me ( member #30341) posted at 4:37 PM on Wednesday, March 6th, 2013
Last time I got swept off my feet, I landed on my butt
. Hexed on NB thread.
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:58
Happily remarried!
ajsmom ( member #17460) posted at 10:34 PM on Monday, March 11th, 2013
Every single thing that's "smarted" in my divorce per my ex's actions... I've come to realize are the whizzing past of bullets dodged.
CheshCat after a standing O worthy post about her X marrying his OP soon after their D.
Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.
"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
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Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
One AMAZING DS - 34
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 5:18 AM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
R is going pretty good with my wife, but I figured I'd post this in General, in case I accidentally let it slip how much of a worthless piece of shit loser OM is.
Losfer, rockstar sense of humor through the pain.
(((LosferWords)))
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 11:41 PM on Sunday, March 17th, 2013
You say potato, I say... shut up, moron
Coraline's kick ass topic on a thread in D/S.
I'm still laughing over an hour after I saw it.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
CharlieFoxtrot ( member #38010) posted at 4:50 AM on Thursday, March 21st, 2013
My favorite SI quote of all time, and I can't remember whose it was:
You can't un-fuck the donkey
It is hilarious, profound, and it has the F word, which at the time I read it, was the word of choice.
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
authenticnow ( member #16024) posted at 11:19 AM on Thursday, March 21st, 2013
Privacy is for pooping....and that's bout it when it comes to marriage.
Wonderboy's simple, yet brilliant IMO, take on privacy in Callmecrazy's thread about a WS who won't share passwords and wants privacy.
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
Laura28 ( member #28997) posted at 9:51 AM on Friday, March 22nd, 2013
How the hell have I missed these threads? They're great
Me too!!! I haven't laughed so much in ages.
Thanks everyone
Laura
Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
Laura28 ( member #28997) posted at 10:52 AM on Friday, March 22nd, 2013
Hi all
I have had such an entertaining night reading these for the first time.
Could I highly recommend Page 9.
My personal favourite is
No matter what the OW does...if he's not receptive to it, it won't matter. Even roaches go away eventually if they're not fed.
HUGS
Laura
Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
SuperDuperWonderboy ( member #34716) posted at 9:10 PM on Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013
Yeah! I made the thread!
The problem with the privacy is for pooping quote, is that I am the only one in my house that subscribes to this philosophy. CLOSE A DOOR PEOPLE!
anyway.
My Friends call me Wonderboy--That's Mr. SuperduperWonderboy to you Tred.
authenticnow ( member #16024) posted at 9:19 PM on Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
HurtsButImOK ( member #38865) posted at 5:03 AM on Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
I thought we were team, but there's no "I'm fucking other people" in T-E-A-M.
Response from FacePunched on Reconciliation thread "the most angry/hurt about...?"
Pure gold!
Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 8:04 PM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
Classic StillGoing in an NPD thread in General.
Here, lets pretend he does surprise you.
You're at Disney, enjoying your life, hanging out, the Magic Castle show starts, and he has spent a good chunk of his trillion dollars and mesmerized the Disney staff with his singing penis so he can swoop out of the tower on a jetpack and inflate Drive-in Theater jumbotron screens to hover in the air to project his awesomeness for what you know is coming next: his proposal to you!
You say, right there in front of ten thousand people, many of them dressed like princesses and rats and strange creatures whose names escape me, in a laughing voice, merrily twinkling:
"No."
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Jpapageorge ( member #31800) posted at 10:01 AM on Thursday, April 11th, 2013
Tesla in D/S:
...he's his own special bucket of crazy...best to just leave it putrefying in the closet than to take it out and dump it all over my beautiful hardwood floors.
I wanna be just like Tesla if I grow up, that line is pure brilliance.
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
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