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"I had sex with her because she expected it."

HIM: ' I never slept with her"

ME: " So you just F**cked her'

HIM: Silence............................................................................................. ..................................(sleeping in the guest room).

Better yet... She only liked getting f**cked. I like what you and I do...

"So why did you do what you did?"

You weren't there..

" Oh right, I was taking care of my dying mother."

Yeah, you left me to my own..I had to find someone...

"So you found a hole instead of your wife, who needed someone at the time to help her through the family issues she was dealing with."

Yeah.. I guess I have a problem.(Sleeping in the guest room after his BS has been there for 4 months on and off)

Love this thread.

How about WH 'but she really likes you, she has never said anything bad about you.'

Or

WH 'I wanted to see what it was like to be with someone like that.' (MOW #1 was a high powered exec like WH. I was a SAHM.)

Or

WH 'she was available'. (OW#2 was a secretary.)

Sheesh.

Chapter 1 - Self-Entitlement (this is where it all starts!)

"All the guys at work told me I was entitled to fuck around if I wanted to, because I work".

I've heard some other stupid stuff but that line really took the cake!!!! I just stared at him and said "well, I guess no one told me about that because I was working TWO jobs and never thought it entitled me to anything but a paycheck!!!

IDIOT!!!!!!!!

"You were always mad at me" yeah, because you were hanging out at mow and her hubby's house several days a week, leaving me to do everything at home because you were drunk and high when you came in!!!

"I thought you didn't love me anymore" Yeah, and the dog ate your homework...

Reading through these reminded me of the "Midlife for Dummies" article that I read years ago...might have read it here. Thought it was funny and extremely accurate.

http://nashlinks.com/midlife.htm

I'm posting bc I saw "marchmadness", and now I have a new word!

Monstrification (of your spouse)

Peeps, can we not include

"How I grabbed my neck at my anus, heard a popping sound, and Reconciled"

?

I think it's the last chapter of the 'manual'.

jjct, too funny!!

kayaker, oh yeah I got that one too: OW feels nothing but empathy for you. I still get a lot of laughs out of that one.

Some other gems from the vault:

I wouldn't have slept with her if I didn't feel a deep connection. (yeah there was a deep connection going on but that involved your d*ck)

I don't remember.

I went over to her house to end things. I didn't plan on having sex with her.

We have so much in common. (yeah, you're both asshats)

To add to the TT chapter, which could be titled: So You've Been Busted--Denying, Minimizing, and Deflecting for Self-Preservation

"When encountering a full-frontal assault from a BS, it's important to assess immediately what s/he knows vs. suspects so as to better contain complete exposure of truth. The first step in this discernment process is to deny all accusations, even if they are statements of fact...."

Oh yeah, I could have fun writing that chapter.

I think this book would sell, seriously.

[This message edited by veronique12 at 11:44 AM, April 28th (Monday)]

Chapter 29: Innocent Beginnings

"It all started so innocently. We talked a lot, then began to continue these conversations over drinks."

- 'But you never told me you were spending time with her drinking'

"Well no, because I knew you wouldn't be too pleased about that."

-

There should be a chapter on cheater texting.

Texts that are brief and yet say so much.

Examples:

I'm sitting on the toilet and thinking of you.

I know you would appreciate me putting away the dishes, and then suck my dick.

My wife is a bitch.

She doesn't appreciate me like you do. She resents my shit streaked underwear. I know you'd be happy to wash them for me.

In the separation chapter:

I was planning to reconcile with you but you ruined that by telling the OBS. Now I just don't think I can.

In the false R chapter:

I told you I'm never going to do that again! Why don't you believe me?

I've been good for 12 weeks and I've kissed your ass. I'm tired of being a pushover.

How about "I wouldn't have had to look elsewhere if you really loved me" (this after I put up with supporting his alcoholic/drug addict/NPD ass for almost 12 years).....

Then that statement followed shortly after with "there is no other woman..... 'she' is just a friend".....

Followed by investigator me staking out our fifth wheel that he was now living in at 2:00 am and seeing the "just a friend's" truck parked outside, next to his, all lights off and everyone cozy in bed... no other RV's in the RV park at all....

just thinking back the fury is bubbling up to my top once again and its been almost two years!!!

I am starting to think we should compose this manual and publish it--- REALLY!

And once the book is on the top of the best seller list for several weeks, the spinoff tv show 'remorse court' will begin to air with former waywards (the ones who hav defoggd and hav a clue) as judge and jury.

This is a great thread

I never stopped loving you! yeah so much so that you were off having sex with someone else and declaring your love for them

I thought I told you we spent the night together? Well she left early hours of the morning so it wasn't technically the whole night?

I didn't think you would care!

I didn't think it would be a problem taking her to my work Christmas party - no one would think anything of it as she was our friend?

and don't forget the chapter on how to delete every skerrit of information you shared with her and all the texts, pictures, etc so that your wife never has a chance to see just how bad it was.

I didn't tell you because I thought you would leave me that it was more than an EA/just a kiss/only had sex once/spent a night together (yeah somehow I think it was more than that but he will never tell me now!)? Seriously WTF

Disgusting

ME: Did you ever stay overnight with her?

FWH: I never spent the night with MOW.

ME: Really? She blogged about it when it happened.

FWH: Well, yeah, I guess technically I did but I left really early so it didn't seem like it was overnight.

My favorite "it was a bad mistake". Mistake??? Did you forget a comma in a text to her, that my dear is a mistake. Putting your d!,k in her and telling her you love her is a conscience decision.

Chapter title:

" Will you go with me to family functions and smile and pretend everything is ok cause I don't have the courage to tell my family and I don't feel like explaining why you aren't there?"

Hmmmm. A little wordy I fear.......

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[This message edited by william at 9:14 AM, June 3rd (Tuesday)]

Let's not forget--"We just get each other"

"She is just easy and doesn't worry about much"- yeah I bet!!

Jerk!