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risingfromashes (original poster member #3903) posted at 8:05 PM on Monday, June 9th, 2014
On Zoosk I get this message today.
"If I were in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I together"
Really? I wonder how many times that line has been recycled? And has it ever worked?
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 8:23 PM on Monday, June 9th, 2014
Classic.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Phoenix1 ( member #38928) posted at 8:50 PM on Monday, June 9th, 2014
Yep, right up there with the other classics:
"You must have lasers for eyes because you have stunned me!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"I hope you know CPR because you have stopped my heart!"
fBS - Me
Xhole - Multiple LTAs/2 OCs over 20+yrs
Adult Kids
Happily divorced!
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~C.S. Lewis~
marlie2014 ( member #40981) posted at 3:14 PM on Tuesday, June 10th, 2014
Once I was walking through the park and had just come from Subway so I had the bag in my hand, and a man said to me, "Are you on the Subway diet? Because it's working REAL GOOD."
Married: 9 years
1 stepchild
DDay: 9/2/2013
DIVORCED AND FREE!!!!
Pass ( member #38122) posted at 4:41 AM on Wednesday, June 11th, 2014
Quietly sitting here and taking notes. I'll be fighting the women off!
Divorced the cheater and living my best life now.
The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous.
risingfromashes (original poster member #3903) posted at 12:48 PM on Wednesday, June 11th, 2014
No matter if it was the year you were born never ever ever use 69 as part of your screen name
Just got a "wink" from Lookinforlove69. Keep looking buddy.
EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 1:53 PM on Wednesday, June 11th, 2014
Me and my friend use to keep track of all the funny pick-up lines for OLD. It was almost like a hobby!
I think if they are creative enough - you have to give them credit for it. Hey - at least they are taking the effort to be memorable and try to make you smile (even if it is in a smile with an eyeroll sorta way).
better4me ( member #30341) posted at 2:10 PM on Wednesday, June 11th, 2014
One guy on Match has the letters BSM as part of his screen name. Every time I see his name, I read it as BDSM which the Urban Dictionary defines as: An overlapping abbreviation of Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM) and it skeers me
[This message edited by better4me at 8:10 AM, June 11th (Wednesday)]
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:58
Happily remarried!
EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 2:40 PM on Wednesday, June 11th, 2014
When I was on OLD, there was one guy who started messaging me. He seemed normal enough. We online messaged and eventually I had him send me some pics via an email account. Whelp - his email nickname was "Chasing Tang". Ummmm - no thanks.
Williesmom ( member #22870) posted at 3:28 PM on Wednesday, June 11th, 2014
I saw one today that his headline said "Pizza is my second favorite "P" word".
Very smooth. 
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright
7yrsflushed ( member #32258) posted at 3:46 PM on Wednesday, June 11th, 2014
D-day 5/24/11
BH = Me
2 children
The first true sense of calm I felt in YEARS was when I filed for D...
Divorced 9/2/14 and loving life!
EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 3:52 PM on Wednesday, June 11th, 2014
"Pizza is my second favorite "P" word".
I am sure he meant pepperoni...I mean, some people pick off a slice of pepperoni first because they love it so!
nutmegkitty ( member #33882) posted at 1:47 AM on Thursday, June 12th, 2014
I got an email today that just said "mmmmm hot!"
Mmmmm, NO THANKS. Ick.
Me - happy!
2 DDs
Very happily divorced from an NPD since 2013.
asurvivor ( member #32368) posted at 2:00 AM on Thursday, June 12th, 2014
"Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear."
I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.
nutmegkitty ( member #33882) posted at 2:01 AM on Thursday, June 12th, 2014
Oh my god, ON WHAT PLANET would that work? ?
Me - happy!
2 DDs
Very happily divorced from an NPD since 2013.
risingfromashes (original poster member #3903) posted at 2:13 AM on Thursday, June 12th, 2014
Holy Sh...
survivor!!!
Professional on the prowl!
asurvivor ( member #32368) posted at 2:24 AM on Thursday, June 12th, 2014
Oh my god, ON WHAT PLANET would that work?
The Planet Dumbass
I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.
sunsetslost ( member #39885) posted at 2:54 AM on Thursday, June 12th, 2014
So are you saying "imfatandstoopid69yeahyouheardme69" is taken? Back to the drawing board.
Divorced 7/11/14. New Beginning on the Gulf of Mexico. It's real nice.
risingfromashes (original poster member #3903) posted at 8:51 PM on Thursday, June 12th, 2014
Just got another beauty...
Did it hurt you when you fell out of Heaven?
It must work with some women or else men wouldn't keep coming with this happy horseshit right?
LineInTheSand ( member #20399) posted at 11:50 PM on Thursday, June 12th, 2014
Did it hurt you when you fell out of Heaven?
"If I were in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I together"
I believe Zoosk sends out these messages rather than the members. I remember seeing those same messages when I was on Zoosk.
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