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Anyone Else a Thread-killer?

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jrc1963 posted 2/19/2019 16:09 PM

Just here to kill this thread

Notthevictem posted 2/19/2019 20:18 PM

No! You cannot take my title! There can only be one!! ((Queue lighting sword))

LetItRain posted 2/19/2019 20:42 PM

Who wants...to live...
F o r e v e r

Sorry...had to.
Thread killing should have music in the background. No?

[This message edited by LetItRain at 8:43 PM, February 19th (Tuesday)]

Greeneyesbluezy posted 2/19/2019 21:05 PM

Congratulations, Chili!!

You’ve just created the thread that will never die 💀

Because, amongst a band of admitted thread killers, we feel sorry for our fellow thread killer who is the last to post. So, we post again with poor humor or fart jokes so that our friends will not ever again be a thread killer!!

Kinda devious, Ms. Chili

Notthevictem posted 2/20/2019 05:11 AM

Why are you lumping fart jokes in with poor humor!?!?!

DragnHeart posted 2/20/2019 13:13 PM

I'd kill the thread with my pet tarantula pic but she won't come out of her cave...

tushnurse posted 2/20/2019 13:19 PM

Bigger - Do you believe the disrespect on this thread. I mean you tried to shut this thing down several pages ago, now NTV is involved so it has devolved into fart jokes, and he somehow believes he can close it down.

Notthevictem posted 2/20/2019 14:40 PM

Dragonheart, "tarantula" is a great name for a fart! Really inspiring how descriptive it is.

Tush... it's okay. It really is. Bigger went for a swift kill and missed so he's lurking like a ninja alligator waiting for the perfect moment.

Chili posted 2/20/2019 18:18 PM

Kinda devious, Ms. Chili

Chili laughs maniacally...

CaptainRogers posted 2/20/2019 18:23 PM

🎶 This is the thread that will not end...

It just goes on and on my friend...

[This message edited by CaptainRogers at 6:24 PM, February 20th (Wednesday)]

DragnHeart posted 2/20/2019 19:01 PM

Dragonheart, "tarantula" is a great name for a fart! Really inspiring how descriptive it is.

Ummm how exactly does a tarantula fit any sort of fart description?

Tarantulas have eight legs, are hairy, large and have large fangs. Farts, to my knowledge have none of that...

I guess if the fart instills fear like tarantulas do...Maybe. but I haven't experienced a fart that scary yet.

(No NTV that's not a challenge lol)

DragnHeart posted 2/20/2019 19:05 PM

One the topic of eight legged things...

It's One Octopus.

But is it... many Octopuses or Octopie? Hahahaha.

It's octopuses. That's just fun to say!

Tallgirl posted 2/20/2019 20:53 PM

Dragnheart, Farts are so like tarantula's - if you had boys you would understand the silent killers that move slowly and lethally.

Boys like to sit on you, while releasing their tarantula farts.

It's freaking freezing rain again. I hate falling on my ass out there.

I ate octopus last year in Portugal. Turned it over, looked like it had balls. Didn't eat those.

Notthevictem posted 2/20/2019 21:01 PM

Interesting that your mind goes straight to octopus balls....

Chili posted 2/20/2019 21:12 PM

octopus balls

Is that your pet nickname for Bigger NTV?

Superesse posted 2/20/2019 21:51 PM

Captain Rogers, were you channelling Jim Morrison? Cause thanks.....what a flashback.....

NTV, you must have gone to grade school with my younger brother, all his "cut-up" buddies thought it was sooo funny to "let S.B.D.s" in class. That would be Silent, But Deadly...farts....there, I said the word.... 😞

Ha, more flashbacks....

Cephastion posted 2/20/2019 21:58 PM

I'd kill the thread with my pet tarantula pic but she won't come out of her cave...

You're DragnHeart (you've got the namesake of a dragon), and you have snakes and lizards and so many other critters that all love "caves".

And yet you yourself do not...

Are you therefore living vicariously through your exotic pets or (ETA:) is it more like secretly admiring their courage to happily do what you would rather just not have to do yourself?

That's how I am about birds around here going after wasps, hornets, ticks and certain other unpleasant roadkill and pests.

I admire their ability to enjoy doing what I would absolutely loathe in terms of diet and digestibility and seeing those things as delicacies to be preyed upon and made use of instead of nasties that should be avoided and thrown away or burned.

[This message edited by Cephastion at 4:18 AM, February 21st (Thursday)]

DragnHeart posted 2/21/2019 09:55 AM

Well MY tarantula isn't slow by any means. I can crack open the door to her enclosure to put in some superworms or crickets and she's already got a leg or two out ready to pounce!

Octopuses don't have "balls" like mammals do. But interesting fact, or so I have read, a male octopus can tear off his penis and throw it at the female, then grow a new one. The ultimate F you I guess.

Ummmmm No! As much as many of my pets enjoy their caves and dragons might too, I do not. Already had that conversation somewhere on here lol. Watch any movie involving caves and it always ends badly!

DragnHeart posted 2/21/2019 09:55 AM

Well MY tarantula isn't slow by any means. I can crack open the door to her enclosure to put in some superworms or crickets and she's already got a leg or two out ready to pounce!

Octopuses don't have "balls" like mammals do. But interesting fact, or so I have read, a male octopus can tear off his penis and throw it at the female, then grow a new one. The ultimate F you I guess.

Ummmmm No! As much as many of my pets enjoy their caves and dragons might too, I do not. Already had that conversation somewhere on here lol. Watch any movie involving caves and it always ends badly!

jrc1963 posted 2/21/2019 18:35 PM

Hi

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