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Anyone Else a Thread-killer?

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Lostheart8 posted 11/4/2019 17:22 PM

So thread killers unite to create one very very very long thread? Proves the title wrong.

silverhopes posted 11/4/2019 17:49 PM

Pretty much. In a way, it's soothing over the anxiety around being a thread-killer: you know that eventually someone will respond, if only to try to claim the title for themself!

Everything's great until about page 47, and then the mad rush to the end begins. Then the question becomes, do we start another one?

In the meantime, maybe we all just like a captive audience. This is the thread that isn't allowed to die until we run out of post space!

silverhopes posted 11/4/2019 17:53 PM

Anyone here into habitat restoration?

Tallgirl posted 11/4/2019 21:12 PM

Silverhopes. Be careful, a lady in the uk recently died searching for a mouse. She ended up getting caught behind her stove.

Never cook either. Too Risky.

FYI. Mice poop 75 times a day. Each poop is about a quarter of an inch long.

Get a shovel. You may need it.

Happy Monday.

[This message edited by Tallgirl at 11:08 PM, November 4th (Monday)]

silverhopes posted 11/5/2019 01:22 AM

Be careful, a lady in the uk recently died searching for a mouse. She ended up getting caught behind her stove.

Never cook either. Too Risky.

I can just imagine: nice piping hot Hantavirus casserole!

Get a shovel. You may need it.

Already done. Actually, I fixed my backup vacuum today. Those rodent dropping don't stand a chance now! I also installed the ultrasonic pest repellents. Weirdly, shortly after I installed them, my cat decided it was the perfect time to come in the room and go under the bed, no doubt to try to hunt the mice. I wonder if the ultrasonic drew her in, and if so, why exactly?

pureheartkit posted 11/5/2019 18:33 PM

My kitty makes sure there are no mice here.

Wouldn't it be nice to live on an island with no mice? maybe in a huge lake and not have other crawlers. Maybe we could build up on smooth metal stilts and then no mice, no intruders of any sort. I Like a tree house too but mice climb those so it's not a good solution.

I knew a couple that planned to live in a horsebox in the country in The UK. Everything seemed great until rodents got in and chewed in the motor,hoses and the wiring.

Squirrels chewed apart my neighbors swing chair cushions for nesting material.

Rodents are one of the largest groups of mammals. They never rest.

Notthevictem posted 11/8/2019 22:03 PM

But they do fart. Want proof?

silverhopes posted 11/9/2019 04:25 AM

Farting, gnawing rodents...

silverhopes posted 11/9/2019 04:26 AM

Aaaand, I think you just gave me another reason why being a Slytherin isn't all bad: we eat rodents.

silverhopes posted 11/9/2019 04:28 AM

Though to be fair, NTV: everything farts. No proof needed. Isn't that one of those things on David Attenborough's life requirements lists?

Tallgirl posted 11/13/2019 17:21 PM

NTV, I had a first.

So I used to have bathroom dreams when I went camping and had to rough it. You know the type of camping where you need a shovel. Iíd dream of needing a flush toilet and not able to find one. Iíd search, looking in stalls, not finding one. Sitting on toilets that werenít toilets. Real nightmare stuff.

Dreams are now about explosive farts... so I had to fart in my dream. I searched for a private place with no one around. Couldnít find one. I walked faster praying that nothing peeped out.

I finally finally find a room that was quiet. I am alone. My fart echoes off the walls. It is a French horn of farts. I turn around and there is this tall dark handsome if not shocked man staring at me looking windswept. I panicked and woke up.

My first fart dream ever. Nightmarish for sure.

True story.

DragnHeart posted 11/13/2019 18:05 PM

Aaaand, I think you just gave me another reason why being a Slytherin isn't all bad: we eat rodents

Do you have any good recipes for mouse?


And this is the only reason i keep DDs cat around. Shes an awesome mouser and usually just stuns them enough for me to be able to grab it and throw it in one of the snake cages or my Nile cage.

Of course we have a monster spider problem. Like huge. They look like daddy long legs but bigger...and they are everywhere??? I think they are actually eating the mice lol.

pureheartkit posted 11/13/2019 22:32 PM

Ancient Romans used to eat mice. They ate all kinds of things. I think they got bored with regular food. Why bother to eat a mouse? Where's the meat on a mouse?

Notthevictem posted 11/13/2019 23:07 PM

Mouse sushi?

leafields posted 11/16/2019 18:12 PM

Tastes just like chicken.

Greeneyesbluezy posted 11/18/2019 18:40 PM

Omg,

Iíve been told frog legs taste like chicken now mice do, too??

Leads me to wonder what chicken-like-tasting species we are missing out on??

steadychevy posted 11/18/2019 19:16 PM

I wonder who ate the first snail. Must have been desperate. Maybe the bored Romans. Good choice, though. No mice for me, thanks. I've cats for that. I know cats fart. At least, I blame the cats.

I'm killing this thread NOW!!! Skewered with a thread killer sword. Is it dead?

PS: I killed a couple of unsuspecting threads recently.

[This message edited by steadychevy at 7:17 PM, November 18th (Monday)]

Chili posted 11/18/2019 19:36 PM

PS: I killed a couple of unsuspecting threads recently

That's so cute Chevy.

(Better head back to your arsenal and find a different weapon).

Greeneyesbluezy posted 11/18/2019 21:23 PM

Aww steady tried to kill this thread
chili handed him a joke instead
Itís so sad because I will go ahead
Cause every thread Iím in goes dead
You canít try to be out of your zone
Youíre all so worthy on your own
Killing threads is my wheelhouse
And now Iím going to eat a mouse.

NOT CHICKEN

steadychevy posted 11/19/2019 05:14 AM

I LOL.

Gone to check arsenal.

Note to self: Don't eat mice. NOT CHICKEN!!

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