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Chipmunkie ( member #21653) posted at 4:54 AM on Monday, March 1st, 2010
Dear God,
Deliver me from dealing with fucktards. Oh, sorry.. maybe that language was a little too harsh for a Dear God letter.
Let's try again..
Dear God,
Deliver me from those who would encourage me to drink the kool-aid.
Thanks, C
Me: BW
Him: Irrelevant Bastard
About ~C.? I hear she even keeps a bottle in her desk at work. Not in an alcoholic way but in a kick ass Humphrey Bogart kinda way.
devtutor ( member #21134) posted at 4:56 AM on Monday, March 1st, 2010
Life,
What were you thinking?
Dev
[This message edited by devtutor at 4:09 PM, March 6th (Saturday)]
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 3:31 PM on Monday, March 1st, 2010
To my coworker,
Next time you screw up, don't try to lay even part of the blame on someone else.
Yes, I know I trained you but when you made this screw up you should have known what you were doing. I showed you the easiest, fool-proof way of avoiding that particular screw up but you HAD to do it your way.
I'm just glad the boss was able to prove that I had nothing to do with it and essentially made you eat your words.
So, next time, own your shit and admit it was all your doing.
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 4:42 AM on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
Dear friend,
We are waiting with open arms and a deep understanding of how you could end up where you are.
With love,
Your SI Buddies
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 12:19 AM on Thursday, March 4th, 2010
Dear explosive loud screamy sneezes.
Stop it. You're making me scare the cats.
Signed,
BR
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:25 AM on Thursday, March 4th, 2010
Dear son,
Stop[ clicking my keybaord.
grrr
Mommmy
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
Heartless Bytchh ( member #12347) posted at 6:48 PM on Thursday, March 18th, 2010
I hate Easter this year.
Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit
Doughmama ( member #20191) posted at 7:04 PM on Thursday, March 18th, 2010
Mr. Math Teacher -
Thank you for calling me last night. You made my day! I've been thinking about you, and it was good just to hear your voice.
You make me smile.
Me: BS, 46. Him--not worth mentioning. Kids: D21, S19
D-day: July 5, 2008. Divorced and I'm moving on!
"When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better.
tryingtwo ( member #19717) posted at 10:44 PM on Thursday, March 18th, 2010
Nice to see you again OL! I thought maybe they buried you for good! Welcome back.
Dear Muscles,
The yard work had to be done. Kindly quit your screaming at the pain center of the brain. I need the exercise.
Tryingtwo's fat lazy ass....
Innocent people generally want to get to the bottom of things. Guilty people usually want the discussion to be over as soon as possible.
ThriveNotSurvive ( member #22093) posted at 10:45 PM on Thursday, March 18th, 2010
Dear Customer Service Lady on the phone,
I have never met you, I have never heard of your company. Just because you have had trouble reaching my husband (maybe because he works graveyards, 12 hr days, 7 days a week) does not give you the right to
1) call my not only by my first name, but a shortened version of it. Nevermind the fact that you failed to even say hello.
2)speak to me in a snotty tone of voice and question whether I actually intend to pass along your message!
You are doing my husband a service, he is paying you for it. Learn how customer service works woman!
Sincerely,
Mrs. ThriveNotSurive (not TNS!)
Strength, Courage, and Wisdom, it was inside of me all along - India Arie
Some women are Angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick if we have to...cuz we're flexible that way.
imagoodwitch ( member #23375) posted at 1:05 AM on Friday, March 19th, 2010
Dear Old Man in the new Motorhome:
Why do you think you need to be in the left lane, on I-75, during rush hour, doing 50 mph?
Signed,
Car that wants to do the speed limit, which is 70 mph
Ordinary average everyday sane psycho super goddess
Heartless Bytchh ( member #12347) posted at 8:07 AM on Sunday, March 21st, 2010
sigh... 
another sleepless night.
Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit
Chipmunkie ( member #21653) posted at 4:02 AM on Saturday, April 3rd, 2010
Dear Son,
Twenty one years ago you came into my life and made it worth living.
Letting you go is both easy and heartbreaking at the same time.
I'm so proud of you. You are bravely facing your future and learning to fly.
It's time for me to wave goodbye as much as it reduces me to tears.
I'm not sure when I'll get to see you again. Just know that a Mom's love is endless.
When you need me? I'll be here with an endless supply of hugs.
Here's me.. waving goodbye while tears cascade over my cheeks.
Goodbye Matthew... God Speed.
I love you so much.
Me: BW
Him: Irrelevant Bastard
About ~C.? I hear she even keeps a bottle in her desk at work. Not in an alcoholic way but in a kick ass Humphrey Bogart kinda way.
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 5:23 AM on Friday, April 23rd, 2010
Dear friends,
On this, our refuge, our healing place, let's not lose sight of what's important.
It's not "winning" with our generalizations or correcting our members who are decidedly in the wrong.
It's being a safe place where people can vent their pain and say the most stupid stuff, and still get hugs, along with the 2x4's.
With love,
TH
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
karmasnmf ( member #12370) posted at 7:17 PM on Friday, April 23rd, 2010
Dear Open Letter,
Thank you for still being around, sorry that I found you on page 2.
Dear karmasnmf,
Thank you for finally realizing that you deserve to love yourself.
love,
karmasnmf
karmasnmf ( member #12370) posted at 9:50 PM on Friday, April 23rd, 2010
Dear Open Letter,
I am sorry that I killed you.
I hope that someone comes along and gives you CPR.
Forgive me,
karmasnmf
kdny ( member #760) posted at 10:01 PM on Friday, April 23rd, 2010
Dear OL,
Never fear , kds here with the defibrillator.
I have missed you OL.
Love,
kd
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
karmasnmf ( member #12370) posted at 3:18 PM on Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
Dear OL,
I am so happy that I did not kill you. I was so worried when I couldn't find you. I have been known to kill a thread or two, or three...well, you get it.
Love,
karmasnmf
Dear kdny,
Thank you for using the defib, now the murder charges won't stick.
love,
karmasnmf
kdny ( member #760) posted at 3:26 PM on Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
Dear karmasnmf,
Thats why they call me "the cleaner"
kd
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
MovingUpward (original poster member #14866) posted at 3:38 PM on Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
Dear kdny
Thats why they call me "the cleaner"
And I always thought that was because of your broom.
Moo
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