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MovingUpward (original poster member #14866) posted at 8:40 PM on Monday, January 11th, 2010
authenticnow ( member #16024) posted at 8:44 PM on Monday, January 11th, 2010
Dear People Who Want to Buy a House,
Come look at ours, please.
Oh, and buy it.
Thanks.
Signed,
Wanna move to that really pretty house that we found that is just perfect for us!
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
cass ( member #24261) posted at 9:12 PM on Monday, January 11th, 2010
Dear weather - I have never been so glad to see the rain. Minus 20 is toooooo much.
Snow/Christmas etc/get to fuck!!!
DDay - April 2008
Me - 58 and doing great, alone.
Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket!
Chipmunkie ( member #21653) posted at 9:41 PM on Monday, January 11th, 2010
Dear Moo,
Hi!!! Right back atcha.
Sorry for the delay. It was baklava! BAKLAVA!
Only thing better is divinity. The candy, not the whole religous celibacy....
Oh, um... 
Damn.. back one day and already needing to hide behind the potted plants.
Again.
Me: BW
Him: Irrelevant Bastard
About ~C.? I hear she even keeps a bottle in her desk at work. Not in an alcoholic way but in a kick ass Humphrey Bogart kinda way.
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 3:02 AM on Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
Dear Winter,
You are losing your appeal.
Signed,
Waiting for a Vernal Equinox.
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
authenticnow ( member #16024) posted at 3:14 AM on Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
Dear BrokenRoad,
I'm impressed that you used the term Vernal Equinox on here.
Signed,
Impresses Easily
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
Chipmunkie ( member #21653) posted at 3:06 AM on Sunday, January 17th, 2010
Dear OL,
Really? Again?
I shall rescue you just one more time while I wait patiently for someone to open the bar.
Pffft... what do I know or care of football.
It's Saturday. I'm alone and in need of diversion.
~c.
Me: BW
Him: Irrelevant Bastard
About ~C.? I hear she even keeps a bottle in her desk at work. Not in an alcoholic way but in a kick ass Humphrey Bogart kinda way.
kdny ( member #760) posted at 3:26 AM on Sunday, January 17th, 2010
Dear World,
WTF? You've turned upside down. Enough already. Right yourself.
kd
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
MinorBee ( member #17895) posted at 3:42 AM on Sunday, January 17th, 2010
Dear Virus Writer --
Yes, I know you are a smart programmer from Russia but you forgot the basic rule of programing when you wrote your spyware.
Computers are stupid.
Take your program and shove it. I may not be a programmer any more but I'm not stupid either.
Signed,
I just killed your virus program
previously married for 20 years
DDays: which time?, OW's which one?
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 4:26 AM on Sunday, January 17th, 2010
Dear Brother,
Thankyou for my webcam, now I can see mom and dad in florida!
Really was an awesome gift. 
And thanks for making the other gift too. 
BR
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 6:22 PM on Sunday, January 17th, 2010
Dear yewtree,
this is for yor for last October...
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Chipmunkie ( member #21653) posted at 3:31 AM on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
. bad moment..
sorry.
[This message edited by Chipmunkie at 10:16 PM, January 18th (Monday)]
Me: BW
Him: Irrelevant Bastard
About ~C.? I hear she even keeps a bottle in her desk at work. Not in an alcoholic way but in a kick ass Humphrey Bogart kinda way.
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 10:43 PM on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
To Whom It May Concern,
Due to an allergic reaction to teasing (a la CM26), when I fall (climb off, exit, jump, leap, hop, skip, clamber, escape, am pushed, am dragged) off the bus, do not expect a public announcement.
That is all.
TH
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 10:15 PM on Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Dear Household Members:
I don't want to anymore. If you have breakfast at the table, dump your bowl out when you're finished or it will be here waiting for you when you get home from school or work. Actually, the kids were fine about this until Daddy started eating breakfast with them and now it's all fallen to hell. Yes, they're still sitting there. Have fun with them. The cat sure is.
I shouldn't have to anymore. You know what homework is, even if it's "work that didn't get done in class." If you have to bring it home, it's homework. Don't fuss about it, just do it. I should not have to run through a checklist of questions to ask to make sure you've finished your work. The year is half over and this has gone on too long.
You should have figured it out by now. When I say "Get ready to go out the door," I mean hair-shoes-jacket-whatever. All of it. Not just one or two of these things, all of them. You're all of an age to know that "out the door" means "Mom's leaving and we'd better get skippy or she'll leave us behind." Don't say "Oops, I forgot." That just makes me want to break things.
I don't know what to do about it. It's your problem, your situation. I can hug you, tell you my opinion, but I cannot fix it for you. Or you. Or you, or you. Pull on the panties of the appropriate type and DEAL WITH IT. I can't have four dramas going on in the house at once -- not if you want me to also be doing all the other stuff. So choose. Choose to have me helping you with practical things, or choose to have me sitting still and listening and then making calls or whatnot to fix your problems. I can't do it all. Decide what you have control over so I can do the other stuff.
I shouldn't care this much. You sure don't. I don't get a please, a thank you, or a fuck-off-old-lady. I get silence, and it's starting to damage me. I'm starting to resent all of you.
Grumpily,
PMS Avenger
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 11:42 PM on Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Dear Threnody,
Lunch with SI friends in less than 2 days. Hope that makes you feel better.
Yours,
TH
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Rise_Above ( member #23674) posted at 12:18 AM on Friday, January 29th, 2010
Dear TH and Bufffalo,
Please don't forget shorts for the G2G!
The Legz Collector
You can live the way you believe this is your opportunity to let your life be one that lights the way~F.Battistelli
*****
God's hand was an avocado branch
Chipmunkie ( member #21653) posted at 3:59 AM on Friday, January 29th, 2010
Dear Clouds,
Stop raining. It's my parade, dammit.
~C.
Me: BW
Him: Irrelevant Bastard
About ~C.? I hear she even keeps a bottle in her desk at work. Not in an alcoholic way but in a kick ass Humphrey Bogart kinda way.
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 4:53 AM on Friday, January 29th, 2010
Dear fellow contestants:
You don't stand a chance.
Just sayin' 
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Snapdragon ( member #4286) posted at 2:14 PM on Friday, January 29th, 2010
Dear Boss,
Thank you for taking the day off. Now I can get some work done without constantly getting up to come help you. I'm sorry you are unable to "get" Windows 7 or make a simple graph in Excel. I have deadlines and a To Do list as long as my arm.
I can just hear you bitch at me at our Monday morning staff meeting asking me why I didn't get x,y, or z done yet. I'm sure it would be very disrespectful of me to really tell you why. But without you here today I'll get stuff done!
I even have enough time to visit SI.
Peaceful yet busy employee
Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.
"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 3:10 PM on Friday, January 29th, 2010
Dear Omegle,
Thank you for creating an anonymous chat service I can get writing material from. You are the ultimate Magnet for Crazy, and I plan to fully exploit your service for every last filing stuck to your silly little interface.
Also, this is excellent stress relief.
Love,
Threnody
p.s. I love my work!
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
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