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inconnu ( member #24518) posted at 3:31 PM on Friday, January 29th, 2010
dear thren,
thanks for the laughs.
if you're this funny online, I can only imagine how much fun you'll be to hang out with in person. can't wait for this weekend.
signed,
giggling inconnu
There is no joy without gratitude. - Brené Brown
drowninginsorrow ( member #4545) posted at 3:34 PM on Friday, January 29th, 2010
dear drunk insurance agent
i hate you
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.- Matt Groening
"I've found the secret to life. I'm ok when everything is not ok"- Tori Amos lyrics
Chipmunkie ( member #21653) posted at 7:03 AM on Monday, February 1st, 2010
Dear powers that be,
The great reward was well worth the wait. Thank you ever so much.
~C.
Me: BW
Him: Irrelevant Bastard
About ~C.? I hear she even keeps a bottle in her desk at work. Not in an alcoholic way but in a kick ass Humphrey Bogart kinda way.
tryingtwo ( member #19717) posted at 6:37 PM on Monday, February 1st, 2010
Dear HP laptop,
You son of a bitch. I already have no sound, my power button will not work and it is a hardware problem your creators do not seem to care that I have.
Now you have the black screen of death every week or so...you suck. HP sucks. And while I am at it I would appreciate it if someone on a help line could speak a language I can understand. The repeating of, "We are here to make sure our customers are satisfied with the product" does NOT answer my questions.
So I am saying a little prayer to the angel of laptops that the dark beast of the screen of death will be defeated this round...or you dear lap top are going in the trash.
Sincerely,
Really friggin sick of you.
Innocent people generally want to get to the bottom of things. Guilty people usually want the discussion to be over as soon as possible.
unarmbears ( member #7480) posted at 11:43 PM on Monday, February 1st, 2010
Dear world,
I know I asked not to be so noticeable, but did you have to go with invisible....again?
FBS-Me, 67
FWH-Him, 62
2 Sons 33 and 38
2 Daughters 36 & 31 And 5 darling grandchildren!
"Love is an impulsive act, it's free. It's the story we tell about it afterward that's our poverty." Byron Katie
kdny ( member #760) posted at 12:09 AM on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Dear Murphy,
I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about your "law".
Today your law must have stated "Its Monday and you're short staffed, all hell will break loose and you'll end up drinking your dinner"
Who the hell are you anyway Murphy and what gives you the right to have a law?
I'll tell you what....... I think tomorrow we're going to have a "kds law".
"Find Murphy and kill him"
Fork you Murphy, you know where you can stick your law.
Most Sincerely,
kd
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 4:01 AM on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Good Lord I'm gonna be sorry I opened my big fat mouth and said I wanted to be a black belt.
Just the "building up" exercises scare me for all the flying kicks and such.
***ack***
Jus sayin.
PS. I'm scared of KD just a little.
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
lingerdog ( member #24459) posted at 4:16 AM on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Dear farmville peeps, I want MoRe CHICKENSSSSSS!!!!!!!
What lies behind us & what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Oliver Wendell Holmes -Stolen from Uni's page
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 4:23 AM on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Dear kd,
Didn't you mean "Spork you Murphy"? 
Love,
Dreamboat
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Rise_Above ( member #23674) posted at 6:14 AM on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Dear Demonkitties from the Seventh Circle of Hell,
I will make guitars of you if you mess up Ray2's science experiment tonight.
Love
Ria
You can live the way you believe this is your opportunity to let your life be one that lights the way~F.Battistelli
*****
God's hand was an avocado branch
Chipmunkie ( member #21653) posted at 12:13 AM on Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
Dear old worn out body,
I realize that this was an unusually hard day at work, but...PLEASE? stop hurting now.
ok?
Oh and btw..stop thinking alcohol will fix it. It only delays the inevitable ouchies.
~C.
Me: BW
Him: Irrelevant Bastard
About ~C.? I hear she even keeps a bottle in her desk at work. Not in an alcoholic way but in a kick ass Humphrey Bogart kinda way.
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 7:10 PM on Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
To my friends whose new relationships are troubled or ending:
I was sincerely wishing the obstacles were temporary and surmountable, and that you had found your happy.
My sincere condolences, and I hope you find peace, and quickly.
TH
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 4:30 AM on Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
Dear hands,
Im sorry I beat you up. Please heal before the next karate class... I'll wear the gloves this time.
Signed,
Grape colored knuckles are NOT a fashion statement, nor do they feel that great when touched, let alone banged by accident.
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
Chipmunkie ( member #21653) posted at 11:36 PM on Saturday, February 13th, 2010
Dear strangers,
It hurts me when I smile and speak to you just to see you turn and walk away..
Dammit, don't you recognize what an effort of will that was for me? Baby steps, suck.
Hear that D.? Baby steps, fucking suck!!
p.s. Big ole,comfy easy chair? Get ready. My ipod and my ass are coming in for a landing.
~C.
Me: BW
Him: Irrelevant Bastard
About ~C.? I hear she even keeps a bottle in her desk at work. Not in an alcoholic way but in a kick ass Humphrey Bogart kinda way.
Heartless Bytchh ( member #12347) posted at 9:17 AM on Friday, February 26th, 2010
To my DramaDiva TweenQueen,
Your Mama's missing you so much tonight.
Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit
UKgirl ( member #17062) posted at 9:30 AM on Friday, February 26th, 2010
Dear Clothes and Wardrobe,
Why don't any of you go together to make a really good Friday outfit? Why do you want me to look like a mismatched school ma'am instead of a sexy and confident woman?
And while we're about it, Hair - wtf happened to you this morning? You're frizzed out like someone who slept on a park bench in the friggin rain all night. Skin, stop looking so pale and sallow and get a life!
Sheesh. Just think I'll go back to bed until you've all sorted yourselves out and then you can call me.
Frustratedly,
P***ed off UKg
Affair1: Dday 30/07/06 LTA: 5yrs ex-fiancee Affair2: Dday 04/09/20 9mths another XHSgf.Me/BS, still young. Him/WS, old. 4 grown boysHaving an affair because you are unhappy is like eating Ex-lax because you are hungry - unfound's mom
cass ( member #24261) posted at 9:46 AM on Friday, February 26th, 2010
DDay - April 2008
Me - 58 and doing great, alone.
Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket!
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 11:01 PM on Friday, February 26th, 2010
Dear Bangs:
WTF?? I fix you the same way every day; why did you decide to go perpendicular to my forehead today?! I was just getting used to you, and now I have to gel you off to the side and look at my forehead wrinkles again. Thanks a lot.
*#(@#$&@(]
Sad
[This message edited by Sad in AZ at 5:02 PM, February 26th (Friday)]
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
neverendinghurt ( member #15859) posted at 11:17 PM on Friday, February 26th, 2010
Dear world,
Please stop.
I want to get off
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
James M. Barrie
imokay ( member #3522) posted at 12:06 AM on Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Dear HB,
Big hugs to you tonight!!!
signed,
someone who thinks of you often
Me: BS - 58 now
Him: WS - 60 now
Married 21 years at time of A
EA/PA that lasted 10 months.
DD: 2/10/02
Fully reconciled.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
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