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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 9:31 PM on Saturday, December 15th, 2007
Her pupils, already dilated, widened even more!
Who was pounding away on the door? She ran & lit a patchouli incense cone & sprayed essence of carotene all over the room when...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 4:05 AM on Sunday, December 16th, 2007
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 6:37 AM on Sunday, December 16th, 2007
It was a vile one at that which concommitantly turned into a whooshing hurricane littering the surroundings with lettuce leaves & carrot peels,the hookah was bent & the wicks were in shards as sleet lashed the star-shaped picture window.
The pull on the roof was awful what with 120 mph winds and
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 6:47 AM on Sunday, December 16th, 2007
it took her up, up, into the sky !!! She saw Dracula outside the window riding a bike, the bunnies were hoping around out there too, Superman flew by and saluted her !!! It was all so perplexing !!! Her and Toto were, mmm..., erh?, ah?...hmmmm... (Is Toto in this story?)
Then a thud and erie silence...
[This message edited by bobelina at 1:19 AM, December 16th (Sunday)]
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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 12:00 PM on Sunday, December 16th, 2007
(well of course toto's in this story, I mean who isn't) 
It was calm, too calm.
The tornada had been in her dreams or had it. Her head ached something awful and was that, yes it was. Toto was liking her face and wagging his tail. Chloe was confused
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 4:12 PM on Sunday, December 16th, 2007
she sleepily opened up one pink bunny eye with pale furry lashes crusted over at the edge.
Had she drifted off
& just imagined or dreamt up this entire scenario after the hookah was lit?
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 4:59 AM on Monday, December 17th, 2007
She opened the door to the outside and saw the most brilliant technicolor landscape. "I don't think we're in "kan-hbfb*6bdbg duhbas any mor-uhghd hbd*63b*h" (Man, that was good smoke). Toto rolled his eyes (Obviously he's been here/done that before).
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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 10:00 AM on Monday, December 17th, 2007
She cautiously stepped out, the sky was deep blue with an eirie yellow undertone. The grass (not that kind) was a foot tall and gold. There was a red brick path leading to the horizon. Cloe gently picked Toto up (those bionic hands could have crushed him) and started to follow the path. As she walked she began to look back on her life, all 408 posts of it. And she decided
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bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 12:56 PM on Monday, December 17th, 2007
that it had been a good life. A life worth living. She welcomed this new adventure that lay before.
As she scanned the horizon, she notice a man with an impeccable jet black quaff heading her way. He was dressed in this most bedazzling white sequened pant suit with gold sunglasses.
As he approached Chloe, he said "Hey, Babie, what's a fine youg he/she girlie named (she still had her name tag on from the party the night before) goat like you doing in a place like this? Hello, my name is Elv.........
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yewtree ( member #16671) posted at 7:14 PM on Monday, December 17th, 2007
El Vida Loco, I am the reincarnation of your one true love, Zorro.
Let me take you away from this place on the back of my big beautiful stallion, El Corazon, and make mad passionate love to you!
Chloe blushed. One, she didn't understand El Vida Loco, because of his heavy spanish accent, and 2) She was terrible afraid of horses. Fiddle-dee-dee what should she do?
Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)
Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 - No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 10:33 PM on Monday, December 17th, 2007
Well, Chloe decided to play it safe so she jumped on the earless bunny and together they hopped off all the way deep into Germany's Black Forest where they happened upon the crazy cuckoo clock craftswoman who wore bright red lederhosen and smoked mentholated cigarillos with a dark Aztec cocoa tip laced with hot cinnamon & schnapps.
[This message edited by dreamlife at 4:34 PM, December 17th (Monday)]
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 1:08 AM on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
she offered them a place to stay and a bite to eat, kraut, sausages and schnitzel. After such a repast Chloe began to admire all the cuckoo clocks
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yewtree ( member #16671) posted at 7:34 PM on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
Speaking of cuckoo...this story is just that!
Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)
Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 - No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 9:24 PM on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Cuckoo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (I wonder if that would be just a reflection of the writers of this story. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. LOL. 
).
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 4:24 AM on Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
@ BoB (hey! speak for yo sef! 
)
Chloe ate heaps of kraut & had the worst case of heartburn ever so she sent the earless bunny over to pick up a tube of Rolaids, but he grabbed a super sized jar of Prep H by mistake!
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:48 AM on Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
That poor one-eared bunny. Apparently, the half-assed bunny "borrowed" the one-eared bunnys batteries from the nifty new hearing aid, so he didn't quite understand what Chloe had really asked for. Oh, yeah, and the balance problem. And he forgot his handicapped placard and got towed whilst at the pharmacy.
Oh, the tales of our Whimsical Woodland Friends.
Now them there vertically challanged guys were getting pretty tanked on the keggers as they were still on strike and bored out of their trees. SO they decided to start a rebellion...
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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 9:53 AM on Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
It started at the pub and then into the streets
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bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 2:49 PM on Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
Funny though, as no one knew at what they were rebelling. Hmmmmmmm...
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:00 PM on Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
But, the LAPD sure did and they showed up en mass once more. 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 4:12 PM on Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
And with the Alaskan Fire Contingent, no less !!! (And this time they weren't nekked !!! LOL.).
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