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Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 3:33 AM on Monday, October 8th, 2012
My man parts finally shriveled up and fell off last weekend. First sign of fall.
OnceInALifetime ... presumably about online dating, but posted on a thread about women's health concerns. 
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
StillGoing ( member #28571) posted at 11:10 PM on Monday, October 8th, 2012
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
wifeno2 in general... I have never heard that before. Fucking awesome.
Lucky2HaveMe ( member #13333) posted at 10:19 PM on Wednesday, October 10th, 2012
First, in all fairness, let me check the calendar for the last time you helped me.
Oh, there it is - the fucking 12th of Never!
AJsMom venting in NB about her XH wanting her to bail him out of a financial issue. Loved it!
Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 3:17 PM on Thursday, October 11th, 2012
I am tempted to post this on my FB wall the day my D comes through.
look up the word "consequences" in the dictionary. You'll find it somewhere between "betrayal" and "divorce."
The only good thing about having to wait until effing July to be legally free to be legally me is I get to have a good think about whether or not I still give a rats arse by then.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
momoftana ( member #17383) posted at 4:31 PM on Thursday, October 11th, 2012
How about you rely on your sparkle pantied, alcoholic gymnastically gifted flavor-of-the-day lover whom you are using like a rented suit to bail out your ever-increasingly-fat-ass
Same post from AJsmom referenced above by Lucky2HaveMe
[This message edited by momoftana at 10:32 AM, October 11th (Thursday)]
NoTriangles ( member #35985) posted at 5:31 PM on Sunday, October 14th, 2012
I snorked my mimosa onto my Ipad on this one.
These two new facts to me acted liked triggers on steroids and with gang affiliations.
Tonati in General about trickle truth vs not wanting to know.
Me: Finding my SunlightHim: Traitor in my FoxholeLet go or get dragged.
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 6:19 AM on Wednesday, October 17th, 2012
"I would like to meet someone who one time at band camp saw a sea monster like hot dogs for parenting in the pool with a run on sentence."
Next!
NoTriangles in NB, regarding less-than-appealing dating profiles.
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 3:00 AM on Thursday, October 18th, 2012
Amazonia wrote:
Can you please ban my cube neighbor for eating an entire bag of baby carrots without closing her mouth once?
The smacking sounds have me twitching.
And so aesir replied:
If the smacking sounds are bothering you, try using a closed fist, it makes less noise.
I've been laughing for over five minutes at this.
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
Cally60 ( member #23437) posted at 2:49 AM on Saturday, October 20th, 2012
Coastofsomwhere, in a thread about yet another affair between a female teacher and her male student. The affair is allegedly ongoing, since the boy is now legally an adult:
Oh geez...this kid thinks he is in love when really he is just head over heels in twat!
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 2:32 AM on Thursday, October 25th, 2012
StillGoing on a thread in Genral -
Life sucks, bring a stick.
Word.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
NoTriangles ( member #35985) posted at 11:30 PM on Thursday, October 25th, 2012
Whorebonker: noun. 1. A Wayward husband.
2. A weapon used for exacting revenge on OWs.
After I discovered my husband was a whorebonker, I dusted off my whorebonker and went medieval on OW's ass.
Bravenewgirl.
[This message edited by NoTriangles at 5:30 PM, October 25th (Thursday)]
Me: Finding my SunlightHim: Traitor in my FoxholeLet go or get dragged.
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:45 AM on Sunday, October 28th, 2012
StillGoing, on being directly in the projected path of Sandy.
Fuck me sideways with a trident set on fire
Yikes. That's going to leave a mark. 
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 3:08 AM on Monday, October 29th, 2012
Two extremely awesome quotes from JandAandE:
My feet are too puffy for my bitch boots right now, but it seems my bitch slippers fit just fine.
It may just be that the surest way to "get over" his A is to get over HIM.
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 1:52 AM on Tuesday, October 30th, 2012
Women aren't aspirin or floatation devices.
Uncertain One in General.
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 1:19 AM on Saturday, November 3rd, 2012
A little Jewish-ness never hurt anyone...
Treasures (aka jrc) in OT. About worrying. And now some people don't worry enough.
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 1:50 PM on Thursday, November 8th, 2012
I grow on chicks. Like a fungus. One you can't kill with an over-the-counter cream
WAL discussing his "assets" on a thread in General.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
DixieD ( member #33457) posted at 2:37 PM on Thursday, November 8th, 2012
LadyV on why they affair down
Never underestimate the value an insecure person places upon tonguebaths. Even when the tongue is something you would never want anywhere near you, literally or metaphorically.
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 1:17 AM on Friday, November 9th, 2012
I don't have the best eyes, but he used the word " I " 42 times.
-ajsmom
Assessing ChoosingHope's SA-NPD-STBXWH's letter of why he felt he should get the honor of living in her basement. 
[This message edited by Jrazz at 7:18 PM, November 8th (Thursday)]
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
PippaPeach6 ( member #37523) posted at 8:13 PM on Friday, November 16th, 2012
edit - wrong thread! 
[This message edited by PippaPeach6 at 2:16 PM, November 16th (Friday)]
Us: 50ish, madhatters, married 20 odd yrs
TT: May 2009 'til June
DDay for both: June 17, 2009
Me: 2x, same person, 1991
Him: 1.5 year PA (EA?) 2007-2009
Reconciled
Honey Badger don't care. - Randall
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 4:30 PM on Saturday, November 17th, 2012
...nobody likes Rush do they? Geddy Lee in actually intolerable. I have Geddy Lee intolerance. It's a real thing.
meta (earning my everlasting love) on a thread about the best rock song of all time.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
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