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marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 6:41 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I am so happy today that I was able to make you guys laugh. God knows we all need it. I've been smiling all day.
I have just put up PART 2: MY WIFE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
My inspiration himself came over to pick up D11 tonight and I was so tempted to call him to the computer. But then he was a dick so I just smiled and he went away. Buh bye.
(part 2 has camera angles and sound effects so it's taking longer to post, if you can't see it yet.)
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 6:43 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I'm anxiously awaiting Part 2 but it says the movie is being rendered. My daughter keeps asking what I'm laughing about.
Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16
Take2 ( member #23890) posted at 6:52 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
44 views and it isn't even up yet... perhaps this is a new career path?
Anxiously awaiting your next installment.
"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?
Griefstricken25 ( member #29183) posted at 7:02 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Anxiously awaiting part 2. 
My favourite lines from Part 1:
"Hello, I am needy."
"I wouldn't do it if she was a better wife, so it isn't my fault."
"Nothing is your fault, you are perfect."
"I want to leave her, too, but she does my laundry." And I especially love how he says this again later. Laundry is SO important!!
Me!
3 amazing kidlets
To WXH "Now you're just somebody that I used to know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
D-day and separation - June, 2009
Divorced - December, 2011
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 7:14 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Laundry is SO important!!
Laundry comes up again in Part 2. Also skid marks and farts.
I think this one is taking a long time to render because of the added graphics--I hit the 'auto camera angles' button this time which makes it more complex.
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 7:16 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I waiting to watch it before I go to bed.
BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 7:17 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
My daughter just watched it and cracked up at the emotionless aspect of it. That is so perfect.
Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16
marrey ( member #22614) posted at 8:38 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Me-BS-36
HIM-FWS-41
3 kids
Married 19 years/2gether 24
DD may 1st 2008
Ow36-couple was our best friend..
Time heals all wounds, but will never erase the pain.
marrey ( member #22614) posted at 8:45 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Me-BS-36
HIM-FWS-41
3 kids
Married 19 years/2gether 24
DD may 1st 2008
Ow36-couple was our best friend..
Time heals all wounds, but will never erase the pain.
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 11:22 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Hilarious!
Still can't see the 2nd one. 
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[This message edited by kernel at 6:19 PM, October 28th (Thursday)]
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
imokay ( member #3522) posted at 11:41 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
This is freaking hilarious. Even H is LOL!
We're waiting for Part 2.
Me: BS - 58 now
Him: WS - 60 now
Married 21 years at time of A
EA/PA that lasted 10 months.
DD: 2/10/02
Fully reconciled.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
SourCherryDrops ( member #25883) posted at 1:05 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
thats great marzipan
I like the line.
I will leave my wife when she finds out and divources me.
captures Fog logic perfectly.
Me BS 37, Her STBX 34, 1*ONS, 1*EA 1*PA/EA, 2*PA
Heading for D after 9 mths of R
Tawnee1969 ( member #12358) posted at 1:21 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
ok, I added the link to FB in Australia. lets see it go viral!
Is the f*cking you're getting, worth the f*cking you're getting?
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 1:23 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
o.m.g
I just watched this. omg It is spot on. If I was not in NC with X I would send it to him.
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Helen of Troy ( member #26419) posted at 1:53 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I cannot wait for part 2!
Like others here it's taking all the restraint I have not to send to xwh and all ows.
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 2:32 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Part 2 is viewable now 
And thank miadianna for the smoochie to the Italian sausage line.
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me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
latebloomer45 ( member #18021) posted at 2:37 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
OK, I wet myself a little when the farting began....
Me: BS 56
Him: FWS 58
Married 32 years
Son-26 Daughter (Who Came out as trans, so now Son)-23,
D-Day #1 12/11/2007
D-Day #2 5/23/2008 fucking trickle truth!
Whatever Threnody said, I concur.
imagoodwitch ( member #23375) posted at 2:39 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I am crying here!!!!!!
Stop!!!!!!
"My wife knows everything"
BRAVO!!!!!!
BRAVO!!!!!!
Ordinary average everyday sane psycho super goddess
sammie ( member #7785) posted at 2:42 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
SHEER. GENIUS.
I am adding it to fb too.
If someone loves you, it should feel like they love you.
Never give more of yourself than you are getting back.
"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places." ~Ernest Hemingway
goingkookoo ( member #25488) posted at 2:47 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
You are a genius.
I think you have found your calling!!!!
Oh how I wish I could send these to OW without her knowing it was from me.
Me (39)
WS (44)
Married 11 years
4 amazing children
D-Day's- Too many
8/2010 - Filed for D
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