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jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 9:58 PM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013

authenticnow in OT referring to a fellow member's out of line IL's.

What the hell! 180 everybody! Maybe it's the only way anybody can get any peace these days.

Love it!

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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 4:53 PM on Saturday, June 15th, 2013

Skan, making a valuable addition to SI-isms:

you will want to get him served and your finances nailed down before he comes to the conclusion that he can start spending your marital assets on his nookie brigade

Nookie brigade

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Lucky2HaveMe ( member #13333) posted at 1:22 PM on Sunday, June 16th, 2013

Ahhh, youth so wasted on the young.

MoreThanMe in an OT thread. No truer words have been spoken!

Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.

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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 11:52 PM on Monday, June 17th, 2013

atsenaotie sums up an all-too-common dynamic on the menz thread -

I was not that unhappy in the M.

To FWW’s thinking that was proof that she was being a good W.

OTOH, she was miserable, and that was proof that I was being a bad H and did not love her.

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 2:16 PM on Tuesday, June 18th, 2013

I wonder if DoucheBox@gmail.com is taken? He should get the hint.

Bravenewgirl's suggestion for Douchebagfree's new email address in a thread about douchebag who included her in his list for his updated personal email address.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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imagoodwitch ( member #23375) posted at 5:29 PM on Tuesday, June 18th, 2013

tesla's response to tryingagain74's post in D/S asking whether or not she should reply to an email from her ExH

No, no input needed at this time. Which inciedentaly, will probably bother him more than a response. What exact input are they looking for? Answer: trick question! They hauled out the drama llama, packaged it up as this cute little co-parenting letter and are *begging* you to pet the fucker.

Step away from the trojan llama.

Ordinary average everyday sane psycho super goddess

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Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 10:12 PM on Tuesday, June 18th, 2013

rumorhasit, with a much warranted vent about the babydaddy that didn't show up for Father's Day.

Asshole asshole dumbass asshole!

There.

Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!" Lol

[This message edited by Jrazz at 4:13 PM, June 18th (Tuesday)]

"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:56 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013

That woman blew so much sunshine up his ass that he needed SPF 50 for his rectum.

Bravenewgirl discussing the OW's worshipping of WS.

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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aesir ( member #17210) posted at 1:04 PM on Saturday, June 22nd, 2013

In ancient times, when men pointed sticks at the heavens and screamed, it was called religion.

Today, we call it golf.

-jjct in Betrayed Men

[This message edited by aesir at 7:05 AM, June 22nd (Saturday)]

Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

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HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 2:21 PM on Saturday, June 22nd, 2013

OW didn't just get my crumbs...she also got my vapours.

Another Bravenewgirl quote.

From possibly the greatest thread I've ever read in General.

Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.

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caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 6:22 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013

TR has been known to post the nightmare fodder from time to time.

And then Aubrie will be by shortly and coo over it and say it's cute.

NoTriangles sums up F&G in the most accurate and succinct way ever.

Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 4:07 PM on Tuesday, June 25th, 2013

I already have 2 cats - this guy has given me a raging lady hard on for another 18....

StrongButBroken's response to a man's online dating profile titled "Mr Stallion Beefcake Mancandy"

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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aesir ( member #17210) posted at 7:09 PM on Sunday, June 30th, 2013

"having an affair because you're not happy is like eating exlax because you're hungry"

-unfound's mom, on the phone to her WXH.

Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

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homewrecked2011 ( member #34678) posted at 4:08 AM on Monday, July 1st, 2013

From Ladies_first explaining how it's not my fault XWS won't take children to their music lessons:

Maybe he doesn't take them to music lessons because his head is so far up his ass he can't see the clock or hear the alarm to get there on time?

Sometimes He calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage, but calms His child. Dday 12/19/11I went to an attorney and had him served. Shocked the hell out of him, with D papers, I'm proud to say!D final10/30/2012Me-55

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 11:55 PM on Tuesday, July 2nd, 2013

He's a decent guy, and I suppose I could try to appeal to the famous supreme court case of Bros vs. Hoes, but it's risky, and I have no idea what my WW would do in that circumstance.

dbellanon considering asking his landlord to evict his WW because she just won't move.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 1:42 AM on Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013

Sharing subtle make-up tips before going out on a NB date,

Shellybeanz states:

I don't want to look like I was gang banged by a Crayola truck...

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LosferWords ( member #30369) posted at 3:36 AM on Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013

somanyyears, talking to TheRealDeal, whose SO blamed his cheating on a tiff over corn on the cob:

..i'd be telling him where he can put that Cob of corn, with or without the butter!

Can't say it much better than that, SMY!!

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kernel ( member #27035) posted at 3:58 AM on Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013

I asked what caused him to make that decison. OMG, hang on because I can't even make this stuff up. We had had a stupid tiff that night over CORN ON THE COB. he said that is what caused it!

a stupid tiff over CORN ON THE COB is what made him decide to cheat on me?

From TheRealDeal in General. This has to be the lamest, stupidest "reason" for cheating ever, so I had to put it here.

LOL at smy's quote, above!

"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

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Ostrich80 ( member #34827) posted at 8:25 PM on Monday, July 8th, 2013

The thing about when a liar is telling the truth:

They are the ONLY ones who know it.

.

Itainteasy to featherweight 's post about ws thinking she should not verify, just believe him.

I really liked this...so so true

BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

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3kids30years ( member #38879) posted at 7:16 PM on Thursday, July 11th, 2013

Don't you just want to look at him as if he has a booger hanging out, and say "no shit"?

I almost spit out my tea.

Love the visual - thanks hardtimesinlife!

BW - 52 on Dday
WH - 53 on Dday
DDay - 3/2/13 - 2:07pm 2+ year EA/PA
TT until 2016 - why do they do that?

Trust is earned, respect is given, & loyalty is demonstrated. Betrayal of any one is to loose all three.

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