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TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 7:27 AM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear BR,
Family guy must be double funny tonight.
TH
Dear iconnu,
Please leave a note so the house cleaning fairies come here next.
Thank you,
TH
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Snapdragon ( member #4286) posted at 1:22 PM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear Bosses,
Despite my many talents and my true dedication to my job, I am unable to change the laws of time and space. I cannot create time where it does not exist. Nor can I expand it to accommodate your request to do 6 tasks that each take 4 hours and do them all in 6. I wish I could meet your obviously high expectations of me.
Regards,
Grounded in reality
Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.
"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink
sammie ( member #7785) posted at 1:26 PM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear New Little Baby,
I already love you so much but I would REALLY appreciate it if you could please stop kicking me directly in the bladder.
It's getting embarrassing.
Thank you so much Sweetpea.
Mama
Ps. You looked really cute in your scan pics the other day. We dont mind paying the $200 for the gender diagnostic scan but next time, could you please uncrunch your legs so we can see what you are? Thanks. And see you next week. 
[This message edited by sammie at 7:27 AM, October 23rd (Friday)]
If someone loves you, it should feel like they love you.
Never give more of yourself than you are getting back.
"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places." ~Ernest Hemingway
burnt_toast ( member #16891) posted at 1:52 PM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear sammie,
That was a lovely letter.
*
Dear healthcare system,
It seems like you enjoy letting simple cases become ugly and chronic by setting wannabe-customs-officer clinic receptionnists, generalists who advise to wait until I've degraded enough to see a specialist, waiting lists for ultrasound images that are making them useless for treatment, and every member of your personnel refusiong to work as a team for the patient's good, openly despising what the other speccialty prescribes, not relaying the info, and not wanting to take responsibility for anything they say, do, forget, neglect, or fail to do.
I won't let you do that to me.
*
Dear family doctor,
Please let me in and shoot me.
With cortisone.
Please.
I may have not gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams
ittybittya ( member #7527) posted at 2:49 PM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear Instructor,
Thank you so much for posting my B that I made in your 8 week Science course. 
You've given me a great boost for the rest of my semester!
-Itty
...still has much to learn :-(
inconnu ( member #24518) posted at 4:17 PM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
dear house cleaning fairies,
you didn't come.
signed,
disappointed
There is no joy without gratitude. - Brené Brown
kdny ( member #760) posted at 5:37 PM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear Line Jumpers,
Normally, people who are standing one behind the other in front of something are waiting in "LINE". The way that works is turns are taken from front through the back of the line.
Walking right up to the window, door, restroom..whatever.. shows that you are either rude,unobservant,ignornant or have a highly inflated opinion of yourself.
At some point in your life, the person you cut in front of is going to be an axe murderer and it will be your last cut.....literally.
Be warned,
kd
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
yewtree ( member #16671) posted at 5:44 PM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear Staff,
This is a reminder and clarification that ...
bla bla bla
nevermind. You are a bunch of asses who are on my last nerve. So take your petty comments to the petty little man in the next office, and get no response from me because you are little little people with no lives who keep score and who worry more about what "someone else is getting" than DOING YOUR JOB.
Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)
Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 - No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
stroppy_wanadoo ( member #11224) posted at 7:19 PM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear Self,
SNAP OUT OF IT.
Nobody cares that you are tired, over-worked, and under-appreciated (at home and in the workplace). The cold that you have is not H1N1, so it doesnt really count; stop feeling like you are dying from it.
And stop eating... you aren't hungry - you are bored... and FAT! You will only become more depressed when you have to fasten your pants with rubberbands. Because remember... you can't buy new ones. You are broke. And stuck because your broke. So get over it.
With love,
Stroppy
P.S. - And quit having pity parties for yourself!!!
SmileyBlue ( member #19444) posted at 3:15 AM on Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Dear Tim Tams,
Nom nom nom.
Yours in chocolatey goodness,
Satisfied Smiley
Me: 27 - No longer a BS!
1 little Furbaby
"The bee's are dying? Oh no! Now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwich's?" - Homer Simpson
Ruby7 ( member #22598) posted at 6:32 AM on Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Dear Gingerbread coffee creamer,
I LOVE YOU!! And I will see you in the morning!
Dont worry hazelnut. I will be back. Its just a seasonal thing.
Love, Ruby
lingerdog ( member #24459) posted at 9:45 PM on Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Dear facebook friends,
I do not want to play any apps, please stop sending me cows, chickens, pear trees, yaddayaddayadda...
Yours always,
Linger
What lies behind us & what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Oliver Wendell Holmes -Stolen from Uni's page
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:02 AM on Sunday, October 25th, 2009
Dear TrustedHer,
I didnt even see that. I plead super-tiredness.
Dear Stroppy,
Even though you're trying tough love on yourself, know that I feel bad for you in the crummy situation you're in. Sending a hug. (((SW))))
Dear inconnu,
Working as fast as I can, but this time of year I have a lot of requests.
Love the House Cleaning Fairy
Dear son (2 almost 3),
Thankyou for learning to come when I call for you. It's a big step. And you are really really cute when you're napping on the couch. I just love you to pieces! 
Mom
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 6:59 AM on Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
Dear Veterans,
Especially my uncle JD, PVT USA, who I never met, buried in France in 1944, 18 years old.
And my STBX's uncle Richie, CAPT USMC, who I never met, buried in Arlington in 1967, 30 years old.
Thanks.
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Heartless Bytchh ( member #12347) posted at 4:35 AM on Monday, November 23rd, 2009
Dear OL,
I've missed you.
HB
Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit
authenticnow ( member #16024) posted at 12:23 PM on Monday, November 23rd, 2009
Dear Open Letter Thread,
Out of sight doesn't mean out of mind. Glad you're back.
Love, A Fan
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
wonderingbull ( member #14833) posted at 6:23 PM on Monday, November 23rd, 2009
Dear Thanksgiving and Christmas...
Go away already... I'm really ready for spring...
Thank you,
WB
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time...
James Taylor
KSA2 ( member #9474) posted at 2:51 PM on Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
Dear Neighbor,
If you continue to send your little darlings out to the backyard to scream their precious little heads off at 6:30 in the morning for the rest of the week as you have for the past four days, I promise that I will come over to your house, pump them full of sugar and then lock you all together in a little room and walk away.
Signed,
Sleep Deprived
No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.
unarmbears ( member #7480) posted at 11:57 PM on Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
Dear self contained self,
Yes, the toilet needs cleaning.
Yes, the boss's son is an arrogant dweeb who uses his emotional disability as a spear and a crutch.
NO! You will not clean that toilet with boss's son's toothbrush...no no no NO NO NO
FBS-Me, 67
FWH-Him, 62
2 Sons 33 and 38
2 Daughters 36 & 31 And 5 darling grandchildren!
"Love is an impulsive act, it's free. It's the story we tell about it afterward that's our poverty." Byron Katie
tryingtwo ( member #19717) posted at 7:35 AM on Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
Dear OL I looked for you the other day and couldn't find you. I am so glad you are not lost.
Dear kittens
Cease and desist.
My chin has no actual value. Honest.
I just want to drink my coffee.
Movement of my hands does not actually mean that the world revolves around you. Honest.
And that 248 dollar vet bill for the respetory infection...really...that sucked. Honest.
Innocent people generally want to get to the bottom of things. Guilty people usually want the discussion to be over as soon as possible.
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