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Defiance ( member #8265) posted at 12:58 PM on Thursday, October 15th, 2009
Dear Itty, Cass, repeatBS326,
Thank you.
-D 
Success is not measured by what you accomplish but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds.
tryingtwo ( member #19717) posted at 5:13 PM on Monday, October 19th, 2009
Dear ex-boyfriend of my daughter's,
Get a fucking life already. Now your wife is contacting my newly married daughter trying to get her help to solve your frigging personality disorders!!!
Get counciling or something, but honest to God if you contact her one more time, you, dear asshole, will answer to me first and the police second.
Very pissed off Mom
Innocent people generally want to get to the bottom of things. Guilty people usually want the discussion to be over as soon as possible.
cass ( member #24261) posted at 9:09 PM on Monday, October 19th, 2009
Dear Daughter
Please give me back my steamer iron and get your own. I don't have any more clothes.
DDay - April 2008
Me - 58 and doing great, alone.
Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket!
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 9:09 PM on Monday, October 19th, 2009
Dear me,
Believe in yourself. It's the only thing that will get you where you want to go. It hurts but you can do this!
Signed,
BR
[dont worry, i'm talking about karate]
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
sadcat ( member #8637) posted at 9:51 PM on Monday, October 19th, 2009
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, the saddle, bridle, reins, blanket, shoes, and pommel. Especially the pommel.
Never let your fear decide your fate.....AWOLNATION
If this isn't what I consider soulmate crap, I don't know what is.
cass ( member #24261) posted at 8:42 PM on Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
Daughter (no dear)
Now I have already asked nicely.......pretty please.
But if you don't give me back my fucking steamer iron I will never babysit for you again!!!
HAND IT OVER
DDay - April 2008
Me - 58 and doing great, alone.
Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket!
kdny ( member #760) posted at 10:15 PM on Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
Dear Grandson,
Yes, there are 500 zillion lady bugs on the back of the house, on the screens, on the french doors.......Yes, gramma brought two in the house so we could watch them.
No, they do not need friends.
Love,
Gramma
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
MovingUpward (original poster member #14866) posted at 3:10 AM on Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
Dear Card Exchange
((((hugs))) Welcome back. We are ready for another Christmas card exchange!!!!
Moo
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 4:51 AM on Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Dear universe,
Yes, I know I said I needed to stop posting for a while on SI.
That must be why I've heard from STBX and my L today. Just to test me.
Please stop.
Thanks,
TH
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Rise_Above ( member #23674) posted at 4:56 AM on Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Dear Buggies,
Please behave yourself and stay put in the balsam, I want to go home at a reasonable hour tonight.
Kindly
Ria
You can live the way you believe this is your opportunity to let your life be one that lights the way~F.Battistelli
*****
God's hand was an avocado branch
sosad101 ( member #19736) posted at 6:35 AM on Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Dear Rocky & Rambo
Please quit drinking water after 10 PM. I do not like having to get up at 3 AM to let you out to go potty.
Love
sosad101
Me, BW 57, Him WH 57; married 39 years
2 grown children 6 grandchildren
DDay 2-6-08
OW 30 and I had treated that POS like a member of our family
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 6:07 PM on Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Dear Callers,
There is no Melanie here. Nor is there a Pedro. Nor a Samantha. Nor any of the other names you're calling for.
Yes, I'm sure. No, I'm not going to tell you who I am -- you called ME. You'll answer the questions now.
No, we have had this number for over two years. Yes, I'm sure. I'm not in the habit of taunting people on the phone, although I'm almost persuaded to start.
Yes, this is ###-####. No, I'm sure there isn't a Melanie here. Or Pedro. Or Samantha. Or whatever those other names are.
Now stop coughing and sniffling into the phone at me (that was **gross**), stop arguing at me (I don't even allow my kids, whom I love, to do that), and stop calling me back three seconds later to double-check the number.
Why I allowed Mr. T to take caller ID off the house phone, I'll never know.
--Threnody
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
Catwoman ( member #1330) posted at 6:13 PM on Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Dearest Kitty,
Please note that gravity applies to everything. Especially everything on the kitchen counter.
There is no need to continue to knock things off the counter. The hypothesis has been proven.
Cat
FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 27 and 24. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."
ittybittya ( member #7527) posted at 6:18 PM on Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Dear Thren,
In 5 minutes someone will call you....it's me, Pedro. 
...still has much to learn :-(
unfound ( member #12802) posted at 6:25 PM on Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
catwoman,
love,
the cat
ka-mai
*************
Kids on the playground can be so cruel. “Get off the swings you’re like 50, and stop talking about Soundgarden, we don't even know what that is."
travels ( member #20334) posted at 1:29 AM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear Open Letter,
Have you seen my life? I've been searching high and low for it. I can't seem to find it.
Signed,
Ugh
When one door closes, another door opens. It's the journey through the hallway that sucks.
"After a breakup, the loyal one stays single and deals with the damages until healed. The other one is already in another relationship."
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 4:17 AM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear back,
I'm very very sorry about that. I didn't intend to spend 5 hours on a useless wild goosechase for work instead of getting to go to karate. I'm upset about it too.
Now be a big girl, and stop hurting me so I can sleep tonight. I promise we will get a new / better chair to work from next time.
Love, BR who needs a pain free body please.
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 4:19 AM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear anybody who will listen....
Family Guy is really really funny. It's so funny.
I just had to share.
BR
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 4:19 AM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Dear anybody who will listen....
Family Guy is really really funny. It's so funny.
I just had to share.
BR
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
inconnu ( member #24518) posted at 5:34 AM on Friday, October 23rd, 2009
dear house cleaning fairies,
pretty please with sugar on top come visit my house tonight while I'm sleeping.
yours truly,
one who hates to do housework
There is no joy without gratitude. - Brené Brown
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