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Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 12:51 PM on Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
Dear Dogs,
If you shit on my new carpet one more time you will be dead dogs!
Signed,
Very angry Mommy
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
repeatBS326 ( member #22068) posted at 1:46 PM on Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
Dear BankingAccount,
Is there any way you could wait & clear some of those pending charges until maybe next Thursday? We've been a little strapped for cash since DH's layoff & we had to buy some stuff for school & pay auto insurance from my last direct deposit. Couldn't you just cut us some slack this once? DH doesn't even know I had to buy groceries on my Visa last week.
Sincerely,
Household Accountant
Me/BS:39(former cybersex addict 1992); fWH:41; DS:15; DS:11; OW:34; OC:10
Together: 22yrs; Married: 18yrs
D-day#1: Jan99, then FALSE R (subsequent conception of DS#2)
D-day#2: Told about OW/WH pregnancy July2000
D-day#3 (same mOW): 19sep2008
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 4:13 AM on Thursday, August 27th, 2009
Dear brain,
Alright. I'm double posting this morning and then canceling my posts tonight.
It does NOT all come out in the wash so knock it off.
Dear body,
Stop hurting already, we have workouts to do tomorrow. I gave you a whole day off!
BR
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
repeatBS326 ( member #22068) posted at 3:37 PM on Thursday, August 27th, 2009
Dear God,
You answered my prayer a little too late. I was praying LAST year for OW to go to church. Now, she even goes on Wednesday nights! What gives GOD? I was perfectly content with you not answering this one (after D-day#3)...I had selfishly hoped she'd ROT in HELL for eternity!
Oh, and that's funny....going & giving PageantMom the desire to go to church too...I guess I hadn't noticed that she'd quit whining & complaining about me all-the-time.
Love,
One of your sheep
P.S. I'm trying to be a good example to DH & DSs. My name may sound like I'm an angel, but I'm certainly not (but of course you know that too).
[This message edited by repeatBS326 at 1:14 PM, August 31st (Monday)]
Me/BS:39(former cybersex addict 1992); fWH:41; DS:15; DS:11; OW:34; OC:10
Together: 22yrs; Married: 18yrs
D-day#1: Jan99, then FALSE R (subsequent conception of DS#2)
D-day#2: Told about OW/WH pregnancy July2000
D-day#3 (same mOW): 19sep2008
Newlease ( member #7767) posted at 10:02 PM on Thursday, August 27th, 2009
Dear friends who send me chain emails:
I have not been blessed with any large sums of money, true love, or any of the other assorted crap that your emails promise. I refuse to send that shit forward to junk up someone else's inbox.
Please CEASE & DESIST all further forwarding of these emails to my inbox.
That is all.
NL
Even if you can't control the world around you, you are still the master of your own soul.
hissadwife ( member #14982) posted at 8:40 PM on Sunday, August 30th, 2009
Dear Mommier-Than-Thou,
The expressions "I love my kids" and "I'm so glad they're going back to school tomorrow" are not mutually exclusive. The fact that you will miss your kids soooooo much when they go back to school doesn't make you a better mom than me but it might mean that you need a hobby.
hsw
Does this wedding ring make my dick look big?
KSA2 ( member #9474) posted at 12:40 AM on Monday, August 31st, 2009
Since this is F&G we'd like to keep this thread lighthearted, but feel free to vent about infidelity related issues in General. 
No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:12 AM on Monday, August 31st, 2009
Dear Daughter (7),
I promise school will be fun and you get to be in class with your best friend. Enjoy your last week of fun with Grandma, I miss you already.
Mom
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
Rise_Above ( member #23674) posted at 1:25 AM on Monday, August 31st, 2009
Dear Doorstop,
School rocks socks with BFs!!
Have fun!
Auntie of the heart!
Dear BR,
One down, one to go! 
Your friend
Ria
You can live the way you believe this is your opportunity to let your life be one that lights the way~F.Battistelli
*****
God's hand was an avocado branch
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:27 AM on Monday, August 31st, 2009
I'd forgotten we called her that! 
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 3:35 PM on Monday, August 31st, 2009
Dear people in crowds,
I am not a particularly small man, nor am I very agile. Please try to be more aware of your surroundings, because I am sick of injuring myself in order to avoid knocking your dumbass into next week.
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
MovingUpward (original poster member #14866) posted at 3:50 PM on Monday, August 31st, 2009
Dear WH5,
knock there ass into next week and claim that you were just following the Newton's Laws and direct them to Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 3:52 PM on Monday, August 31st, 2009
Dear Moo,
More often than not, I'd really like to.
Signed,
Self Control
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
repeatBS326 ( member #22068) posted at 7:09 PM on Monday, August 31st, 2009
Dear Chocolate in-my-house,
Why won't my kids eat you already? Can't you do anything to look more tempting to them? Any other time, they'd be fighting over you! You mock me sitting on the microwave in your Snicker's 2pack. I hate it, but I was compelled to eat your brother sitting next to you. Now OC & DS9 will have to split you instead of having their own. DS12 knew of my cravings, and hid his candy in his room! I have threatened & sometimes eaten candy left alone in the refrigerator. Who leaves chocolate in there for 6+months anyway???? EAT it already!
AND, why won't those kids eat your cousins (frozen snickers) in our freezer. Come on...it's utter torture. I expected them to be history in <2 days.
If you can't get them to eat you, at least commit suicide by jumping into the nearby trashcan????
Signed,
Obsessed Chocolate-lover
P.S. if you're reading this, kids' leftover pizza, you need to get lost b4 I get home too! I'm on a diet!
[This message edited by repeatBS326 at 1:17 PM, August 31st (Monday)]
Me/BS:39(former cybersex addict 1992); fWH:41; DS:15; DS:11; OW:34; OC:10
Together: 22yrs; Married: 18yrs
D-day#1: Jan99, then FALSE R (subsequent conception of DS#2)
D-day#2: Told about OW/WH pregnancy July2000
D-day#3 (same mOW): 19sep2008
repeatBS326 ( member #22068) posted at 7:25 PM on Monday, August 31st, 2009
Dear Son & Step-daughter,
Please quit fighting! You're acting like babies!
Signed,
The one trying to drive while you're throwing shoes on way-2-school 
[This message edited by repeatBS326 at 2:41 PM, September 1st (Tuesday)]
Me/BS:39(former cybersex addict 1992); fWH:41; DS:15; DS:11; OW:34; OC:10
Together: 22yrs; Married: 18yrs
D-day#1: Jan99, then FALSE R (subsequent conception of DS#2)
D-day#2: Told about OW/WH pregnancy July2000
D-day#3 (same mOW): 19sep2008
repeatBS326 ( member #22068) posted at 1:40 PM on Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
Dear Chocolate-in-my-house,
I thought I told you to leave yesterday! You forced me to eat your cousin FrozenSnickers around 2am last night. Don't let me tell you again. Make my kids eat you, or else.
Sincerely,
Choc-o-Holic trying to maintain weight loss
Me/BS:39(former cybersex addict 1992); fWH:41; DS:15; DS:11; OW:34; OC:10
Together: 22yrs; Married: 18yrs
D-day#1: Jan99, then FALSE R (subsequent conception of DS#2)
D-day#2: Told about OW/WH pregnancy July2000
D-day#3 (same mOW): 19sep2008
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 3:21 AM on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
Dear WH5,
Come here, I'll teach you a low block that you can use as a strike and still maintain your innocense.
KarateMom/BR
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 3:23 AM on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
Speaking of Karate,
Dear hip,
I'm really really sorry.
Please stop hurting okay?
I'll chamber the right way next time, promise. 
BR/Owner of a Broken hip
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 3:27 AM on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
Dear Nabisco,
NO. They are not Oreos if they are not black and chocolate flavored.
BR/Oreo lover
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
funny story ( member #16855) posted at 2:49 PM on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
Dear Karma,
You are a bitch, but you're a friend of mine. 'just sayin.
Dear Week from Hell,
Please go by quickly. And please let us hire some decently qualified people so I'm not run off my feet until Christmas!
signed,
needin a merlot STAT
(me) BW - (33)
WH - (37)
Married: 11 years
Children: DD - 11, DS - 8
D-Day: September 22, 2007
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
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