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minusone ( member #50175) posted at 12:23 AM on Sunday, August 21st, 2016
Thank you can... I needed the laugh!!!
"I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better". Maya Angelou
Why?? ( member #18132) posted at 4:15 PM on Wednesday, August 24th, 2016
Please someone tell me there is another meaning to this user name mustluvdongz
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"If you want something in this life, reach out and grab it."
TrustGone ( member #36654) posted at 4:51 PM on Wednesday, August 24th, 2016
XWH#2-No longer my monkey Divorced 8/15, Now married to a wonderful man.
"A person is either an asset or a lesson"
"Changing who you are with does not change who you are"
GabyBaby ( member #26928) posted at 5:16 PM on Wednesday, August 24th, 2016
I was chatting on the dating site's app with a guy. We were discussing my recent move to the area and my current living arrangements (I'm renting a room in my sister's house).
He then proceeded to tell me that his situation was similar.
He's living in the basement apartment of his ex-girlfriend's house. She has the entire upper floors for herself and the kids, but the bottom basement level is his.
But no...they're not still together.
Me - late 40s
DD(27), DS(24, PDD-NOS)
WH#2 (SorryinSac)- Killed himself (May 2015) in our home 6 days after being served divorce docs.
XWH #1 - legally married 18yrs. 12+ OW (that I know of).
I edit often for clarity/typos.
Why?? ( member #18132) posted at 1:55 PM on Monday, August 29th, 2016
Looks like my guardian angel was watching out for me on this one. Started talking with a guy on Bumble. Talk about getting a drink and exchange #s and then he sends me his full name w/o me asking. Go to case search and he has a full page, 2 divorces very close 2011/2016 and multiple driving with suspended license charges. I read enough -> Next...pity as he seemed like a good match before finding out all this stuff. Looks like Bumble is still at zero for me
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"If you want something in this life, reach out and grab it."
nekorb ( member #40306) posted at 2:05 PM on Monday, August 29th, 2016
I have to say that if you have the right attitude about OLD this can be seriously fun.
I had some KID (ok, he's 34, but too young for me and his profile pic was that I'm-shitfaced-and-took-a-selfie pic) contact me with:
Hey nekorb, wanna grab a drink or go for a boat ride, miss? Hope to hear back!
I replied and said "Sorry kiddo too young for me. Good luck and have fun.".
He responded and said "Huh?".
Exactly. That's pretty much what your pic says is going on in there and why I'm not going anywhere with you.
(For the record, my profile does list the youngest age in seeking as 40)
My other personal favorite has been the profile that said "I have anxieties. Looking for a woman to draw me out".
Oh HELL no. I just divorced one of those!
Me: BS 44; Him: WH 47 M - 22 Years
D-day: 7/2013; D filed 7/2014; Divorced 7-27-16
...the WS affair starts off in a dreamland where everything is all Golly, Wow! and Meant To Be! and Soul Mates drop from the trees to frolic in the mist. -devotedman
GabyBaby ( member #26928) posted at 3:01 PM on Monday, August 29th, 2016
Nekorb, I've had a few like that too.
The ages on their profiles ranged from 24 to 32.
Mind you, 24 is only year older than my daughter!
I have my age preference set to 42-54, so they're WAY outside that range.
The 24yr old messaged me with something along the lines of, "Hi sexy. I'm looking for an older woman to teach me the ropes. I'm very energetic."
I didn't even bother responding, though I was tempted to put him in time out.
Me - late 40s
DD(27), DS(24, PDD-NOS)
WH#2 (SorryinSac)- Killed himself (May 2015) in our home 6 days after being served divorce docs.
XWH #1 - legally married 18yrs. 12+ OW (that I know of).
I edit often for clarity/typos.
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:03 PM on Monday, August 29th, 2016
I didn't even bother responding, though I was tempted to put him in time out.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Igglepiggle ( member #47519) posted at 10:45 AM on Thursday, September 1st, 2016
I can now join in.......last night had a guy message me saying - 'wow you are blonde, have looks and brians. Oinestly I like your pictures wanna meet.
I think he meant brains but who knows
. Glad being blonde and having brians means I am date-able
BW: me (39), WH: him (39). Married 2 years together 20
DDays 9/2014, 4/2015 same OW 4.5 months pregnant!! Second on the way.....2 in 1 year!
You cut me deep, it hurt to feel, it's taking time, but wounds, they heal. Now you're just a scar
I.will.survive ( member #34677) posted at 11:40 AM on Thursday, September 1st, 2016
Glad being blonde and having brians means I am date-able
That made me snort out loud because I resemble that remark. I love having a brian to use to sort through these OLD messages!
EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 1:11 PM on Thursday, September 1st, 2016
wow you are blonde, have looks and brians.
Just maybe his name was Brian? Bahahahaaaaa
Igglepiggle ( member #47519) posted at 1:27 PM on Thursday, September 1st, 2016
Just maybe his name was Brian? Bahahahaaaaa
I did wonder but no having checked it was Dave.......my hunt for a Brian continues
BW: me (39), WH: him (39). Married 2 years together 20
DDays 9/2014, 4/2015 same OW 4.5 months pregnant!! Second on the way.....2 in 1 year!
You cut me deep, it hurt to feel, it's taking time, but wounds, they heal. Now you're just a scar
nekorb ( member #40306) posted at 2:00 PM on Thursday, September 1st, 2016
IgglePiggle - I've found a bizarre number of Daves on OLD. And Rick. Isn't that strange??
Did I tell you guys about the first guy that contacted me on OLD and invited me to an autopsy? "It would be a neutral, safe, secure environment to meet.".
Me: BS 44; Him: WH 47 M - 22 Years
D-day: 7/2013; D filed 7/2014; Divorced 7-27-16
...the WS affair starts off in a dreamland where everything is all Golly, Wow! and Meant To Be! and Soul Mates drop from the trees to frolic in the mist. -devotedman
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 5:36 PM on Thursday, September 1st, 2016
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
JM72 ( member #50760) posted at 5:53 PM on Thursday, September 1st, 2016
Did I tell you guys about the guy who contacted me on OLD and invited me to an autopsy? "It would be a neutral, safe, secure environment to meet..."
LMFAO!!
I need to create an account on OLD just to sit back and interact with some of these people.
Who needs dating when I can get this kind of entertainment on a Saturday night?
Me - BS (43)
Her - the Princess (AKA "the victim") (44)
Married 25 years, together 27
Dday - January 2016
DS - 25, DS - 18, DD - 16, DD - 13
Divorcing - To thy own self be true
kpstartingover ( member #47854) posted at 6:25 PM on Thursday, September 1st, 2016
The 24yr old messaged me with something along the lines of, "Hi sexy. I'm looking for an older woman to teach me the ropes. I'm very energetic."
"Wow, this is exactly what I'm looking for! I can show you exactly how I like my home cleaned, particularly my bathrooms and garage. Can't wait to get started!"
Igglepiggle ( member #47519) posted at 7:10 AM on Wednesday, September 7th, 2016
Ok new one.......
I am a cool guy
I like trying new things
I have a REALLY high sex drive
I will try anything once yes anything!
Ummmmm not me you won't.........next!
BW: me (39), WH: him (39). Married 2 years together 20
DDays 9/2014, 4/2015 same OW 4.5 months pregnant!! Second on the way.....2 in 1 year!
You cut me deep, it hurt to feel, it's taking time, but wounds, they heal. Now you're just a scar
Why?? ( member #18132) posted at 5:11 PM on Sunday, September 11th, 2016
not OLD related
[This message edited by Why?? at 12:34 PM, September 15th (Thursday)]
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"If you want something in this life, reach out and grab it."
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 11:22 PM on Friday, September 30th, 2016
Who wants to meet me today:
Retired gentleman who likes to "work out at the gum" and has a motorhome.
Oh, and five cats.
That he likes to travel with.
Five.
Cats.
In the motorhome.
Imagine the litterbox situation, I just can't even...
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Minnesota ( member #50615) posted at 11:35 PM on Friday, September 30th, 2016
hahaha.. I drive by the "gum" every now and then.
Me: BS Upper 40's
Her: XWW younger 30's
Married Sept. 2010
DDay Thanksgiving 2015
Dday2- Jan28ish, 2016 -new affair
One child (Big Mister) born in 2012
Divorced Sept. 2, 2016
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