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And why hasn't GabyBaby googled "Chuck Tingle" yet?

I forgot, but now I'm kinda afraid...

Got messaged by a rather nice looking gent.

I checked his profile...

He's got a minor (associates) degree, wrote about the small business he wants to expand, and how he was an orphan and grew up wanting a family and something to call his own. He really wants to find a woman with her stuff together- someone who will be a helper not a taker.

Then I get to my favorite part...

The reason he's single is that he's currently in jail BUT- if the right woman is patient, he'll be by your side in no time.

Needless to say his message (a very eloquent "hi"), will go unanswered.

[This message edited by GabyBaby at 10:08 PM, July 25th (Monday)]

So this weekend I've seen two profiles (one male and one female) featuring pics of people holding their dogs in rather awkward poses, with genitals on full display.

WTF is that about???

FF sorry I just have to ask.......hoping I know the answer but nothing surprises me anymore.........were the human or dog genitals on display

Thankfully just Rover's...

My GOD people! This shit is ridiculous!

LonelyDad - my first thought was that this new woman is going to be the batshit crazy safe word chick and she's just created a new profile with a fake pic and hunted you down. And the one hitting you? Uh - no. I had a guy slap me once at work (a patient) - I called security and they were on him so fast he didn't know what hit him. Would you have been ok with him hitting me? It was only once.

I'm half tempted to get an OLD profile just for the stories, but only date guys from the real world. Lol

[This message edited by nekorb at 10:05 PM, August 1st (Monday)]

the reason he's single is he's currently in jail BUT - if the right woman is patient, he'll be by your side in no time

You better hope xswimmer doesn't find out you're socializing with her guy from OLD.

nekorb: Yeah, im scared to go on dates now.

Or well I have been on first dates with 2 more that didn't go anywhere. One I couldn't even identify from her pictures at all. I was walking around the bar looking all confused trying to find her as her message said she was sitting there. Finally a woman waves at me and I go "oh.... well that's different". When I can't even recognize prominent facial features, well let's just say the pictures were at least outdated.

Was a pleasent evening with talking though, but no second dates there.

Another one was going to meet me, but apparently she got stoned and forgot.

Another one was going to meet me, but apparently she got stoned and forgot

At least she eliminated herself from your dating pool early on...

Oh for crying out loud. Stoned and forgot???

Once again, Lord, I'm pleading with you to just drop the perfect man on my doorstep so I don't have to go through all of these ridiculous OLD shenanigans.

JM- she can have him back. Please. Please?!

No new "funny" stories to share, been going out with friends only these past weekends and working a lot.

However I ran into a girl I dated for a few months this spring, she wasn't quite sober and ran over to me and threw herself around me. I didn't quite know how to respond when she threw out " I miss you so much", well she was the one that ended it so I kept a distance which was.... weird seeing as she was out with common friends. Think it messed up our friendship bad.

I took off as a bat outta hell when I turned and noticed her making out with a new guy. Triggered bad about cheating ex. So, Ive pulled outta dating for a while again, need to recover again. Soon 3 years out, and still these triggers happen, bah!

I can't afford being dragged down by bad feelings again.

I got this message from someone on OKC. (this is part of the message)

You seem very down to earth in your profile. But, this is the internet and you could be a 72 year old guy looking for a sponge bath in disguise. I'm actually a 65 year old grandmother looking for someone to mow the lawn and fill the salt in the water softener in the basement. Lol!!

Here is what I wrote back:

Oh mylanta..,, Yes let's talk some more, and how in the frink did you know my real age and motivation???? I'll try to lift the water softener for you, but you might be better off slipping the neighbor kid ten bucks than having me pop a heart valve there in your basement.

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You better hope xswimmer doesn't find out you're socializing with her guy from OLD.

He's all yours!

Did he have dreadlocks?

Had a drink with a guy today, we've been talking online and texting for almost a week. He asked if I knew what he did for work, I said construction project manager. He laughed and said no, I'm a police officer, where'd you get that from? I was confused but laughed it off. Sure enough when I got home I looked and he had told me that's what he did for a living. Not interested in dating a cop or a liar, called him out on it when he asked for a second date tonight. Next

Good lord, I have spit soda out laughing so hard on this thread!! Thank you all for the laughs!

On poor LonelyDads slapping adventure, I did want to mention one of the OKC questions..."what would be your reaction if someone slapped you hard in the face during sex". Options are basically 'yeah!', 'indifferent', and 'horrified'. I use that question as one of my filters checking guys out. First thing I do is check 'unacceptable answers'. I'm pretty open minded, but if you are NOT Horrified by being slapped in the face? NEXT!!

Minnesota...seriously, that is pretty funny. Maybe there is a real actual funny girl behind there?

I was seeing a guy for few months who played me off and on it was draining wondering what his real story was . I've posted several times on here crying for help. Worse thing was the big RED FLAG infront of me that I ignored. His tattoo on his arm read " master shafter "

His tattoo on his arm read " master shafter "

SWOON.............

Minnesota - I love folks that can convey their sense of humor online. Sometimes that is very hard to pull off because of lack of tone, etc.

Part of one of my profiles states something like "Good news....I am not being held hostage in a third world country, I do not need your credit card for my grandmother's life-saving surgery, etc....." It goes on.

I got a reply from a guy that said:

"THANK GOODNESS because I just sent all my funds for a Nigerian Princess".

[This message edited by EvenKeel at 10:26 AM, August 19th (Friday)]

This was not an online date but pretty funny just the same.

My son lives with me. He has 2 dogs and I have 1.

First date with a guy that I had known casually for work. Son is not home and I didn't think to block dogs when he arrived.

Lots of doggie excitement when he rings the bell, comes in, gets jumped all over. Now time to leave and one dog has disappeared, my son's Jack Russell, the one with attitude.

I go upstairs and she is in my room, under my bed. She had stolen all of my underwear out of the basket of freshly laundered clothes. She was shredding them...all of them...an underwear frenzy.

If you can picture, I go to one side and she scoots to the other. No amount of cookies or pepperoni will entice her out.

Finally date comes up to help. He is lying on the floor on one side of the bed and I on the other. We finally managed to snag her and pull her out, underwear in mouth.

Dates reaction...that was certainly an ice breaker.

Ohhhhhhh, can'taccept. Nooooooooo!