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Dear BR,

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Dear PageantMom,

Our coworker's name is Mike. He's over 40 years old. Calling him Mikey, when referring to him being sick today or being in the warehouse just makes him sound like the "Mikey will eat anything" commercial.

Sincerely,

Office Eavesdropper

P.S. I make up nicknames for all offensive office personnel because I talk to DH daily about them & he's not good w/names.

[This message edited by repeatBS326 at 11:03 AM, August 11th (Tuesday)]

Dear BugLady,

I know you & your benthic samples are stuck out in the warehouse office. Please be patient. We can't help that a booster needs to be added between your CAT5 cables for your new VOIP to work (we just got the T1 last week & AT&T isn't very responsive to helping us fix it). Telling COMPANY-MAN about it daily won't get it fixed. And, yes I'm sorry that HEALTH&SAFETY was on vacation and he's our only CAT5 cable stringer. Please quit messing with the network card settings because you think that I'm a dumbass & don't know how to set them....been fixing IT's crap for about 10 years, since previous employer thought it fun to have our IT dept in Florida & our office in Tennessee. We only have IT which we call in for emergencies at @$80/hour. Do U wanna pay him to do it, I sure don't?

Quit ranting & raving within earshot of me. Your shrill voice is killing me.

Also, you are usually a nice, polite young scientist. We still like you, just quit complaining @top of your lungs.

And, it is just a fluke that one of two other PCs in the warehouse actually works w/long CAT5 run...I'm sorry it wasn't yours. When his didn't work, he brought his crap upstairs to main office & printed his FedEx airbills here...never heard another word about it.

Thanks,

Deaf from Noise

[This message edited by repeatBS326 at 11:18 AM, August 11th (Tuesday)]

Dear life,

SLOW THE F*^K DOWN!!!

Sincerely,

fs

Dear Thunderstorm,

Thanks so much for coming today. I was supposed to mow the yard after work & didn't want to. Now I can watch TV all evening w/DH instead.

Thanks,

Reluctant Yardworker

Dear people I roleplay with online,

Seriously, for real....its just a game. Calm down. Step away from the computer, go outside for abit...get some air...there is an actual world...not just a virtual world. Getting mad at 'pixelated people' is completely ascinine in my opinion. And arguing with me about a storyline...MY storyline...and calling me names because of my storyline that does not AFFECT you and is historically accurate...is not going to make me change my storyline...so..in the immortal words of DIS...fuck off.

SIncerely,

HBH

Dear life,

Thanks for bring my husband home safe and sound.

It has been a long summer without him.

Please, can we have nice weather on the 18th in Maine...pretty please....I want to wear my wedding dress without a rain coat...

Thank you life

Happy woman

PS, Could you please bring my daughter's fiance's car back. The theives do not need it as much as they do.

Dear ....Oh anyone will do .....

Can you please snap me out of this funk ? I am grumpy, and sad and anxious ....And oh , just funky ......

Finances are good, kids are good ,life is good ......

I think I need a good kick in the ass or a vacation ( right ) or .......I dunno but please send it ....

Or a lobotomy.....Thats it ....Take me back to 1987 ....

Prayin

Dear SI buddy (you know it's you),

Thanks so much for helping me out. You gave me strength and clarity when I really needed it.

Hope everything is working out for you.

TH

Dear P4D

someone

Dear HBH,

7/11 hot dogs=bad idea for lunch..........oooooooohhhhh......

Signed,

Your stomach.

dear moo,

I wear a 6.5 shoe.

Signed,

shoeless sadcat

dear people who are micromanaging despot weenies,

seriously? did you need to buy a ticket for that power trip you are on?

signed,

the one who wants to get away

[This message edited by sadcat at 8:17 AM, August 14th (Friday)]

Dear bed,

I so miss you. I had to part your company with so few hours in your presence. I long for your touch again.

Meet me @home 2n....I hope to be safe in ur arms & next to DH later. Keep my spot warm plz.

Sincerely,

Sleepless & stressed

Dear redlight cameras,

Please don't send my snapshot to city police. I'll try harder to not run a yellow next time. Haven't you made enough $$$? I read that last month (first month of operation), you brought in $200,000. Can't U cut me some slack?

Sincerely,

Minivan Momma

Dear OL,

A Friday bump to you.

Love,

kd

Dear Stress,

Would it be possible for you to take the weekend off? I know you need all your stress strength for next week in my life. So, go ahead and take the weekend off.

Please?

Sincerely,

kd

Dear Powers that Be,

Please make the ladies I interviewed with call me and make an offer. I will do my best to share my knowledge and strength with those who I will work with, and I will also do it happily.

If I have to work for this thankless wife of boss another day I may lose my mind. Seriously it's wife of boss it is not necessary to hound people dying of cancer for money especially if it is under $50.00 you just look like a Bitch.

Sincerely,

Gottabeabetterwaythanthistospendmylifeworking.

ps Happy Freaking Friday Everyone who reads this!!!!

Dear Moo,

I need the link for those boots. I just threw out a pair and those are exactly what I need for this fall. When I saw you in a pink dress I questioned your fashion sense, but this restores my faith in your taste.

Signed,

Drooling for boots

Dear cold-hearted mammo machine,

Please be kind today.

DBB

Dear messy office,

I've been way to busy to clean you up lately. Now, I have a mountain of papers to file from the last two quarters. Is there any way you could just go ahead & file for me? I'd be so grateful. I'd even be willing to smuggle in some framed artwork from home, to make you look nicer.

Sincerely,

The ClutterLady

Dear Optician I've gone to since I was 5,

I really wish you hadn't gone out of business

Dear Girl at new Eye Dr's office,

Setting me loose in the store and telling me to pick something, isn't really helpful. When I do pick something, don't just say it won't work and take me over to the frames that cost twice as much. I don't need expensive designer frames

Signed,

Misses my old Optician